Pete Myall
dudekiller.bsky.social
Pete Myall
@dudekiller.bsky.social
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Let's go check out what the incisive intellectual big brain of Reform has to say and oh hang on he's just wanging on boringly about the same four internet-brained talking points as the rest of them
Reform are so dangerous and this headline doesn’t do it justice. I also think a piece like this should start with the politician‘s core views just to emphasise the urgency.
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Who is this *for*? Some people want them to be deported immediately, some people want them to be able to integrate and live a good life here... Who's the audience that really wants them just kind of hanging round?
Yes, our Labour Home Secretary really did just post this on Twitter.

It's not an AI hoax. More's the pity.
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Why not start your day with some unadulterated horror
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Everyone on the timeline has been going mad about the cricket so I went to check what's been happening and it turns out it's just a bunch of people playing cricket
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I just can't conceive the psychology of someone who would build a tool that would do this. Would you not be fucking *mortified* to ask someone to build something that says this about you?
oh so grok is *fucked* fucked
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Gonna file this under "why the fuck was this ever an option" www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
Roblox to block children from talking to adult strangers after string of lawsuits
Gaming platform to use facial age estimation to limit chats to similar age groups, as allegations of grooming grow
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Reposted by Pete Myall
Fuck this random grunt in particular I guess
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Living in absolute terror of getting the name of this book wrong while I'm reading it to my kids
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
(person who is about to do something extremely regressive) There is NOTHING "progressive" about
On Monday, the Home Secretary will outline the biggest set of changes to the asylum system in modern times.

These changes will restore order to our asylum system. There is nothing ‘left wing’, ‘socialist’ or ‘progressive’ about insecure borders.
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Reposted by Pete Myall
Reading an article this morning about Hitler's tiny penis scientists wondering if they found out he had a monster hog would they have kept it a secret or would love of science win the day
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It's Friday night and you know how I like to spend it: wrestling a diamond-hard turd out of a constipated infant's arse, baybeee
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If my wife ever brutally murders me, "sat on the remote one too many times" is definitely going to be a mitigating factor in sentencing
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I decided to read the Keanu Reeves/China Mieville novel and if you were curious, here's one sentence from it, perhaps the worst sentence I have ever seen committed to paper
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
For better or worse text-to-speech technology is going to be absolutely ubiquitous in video games in the next few years, so this is a bit of an awkward precedent to set
For Arc Raiders to ride the wave of human sociability all the way to the bank, while also being so contemptuous of the thing that makes us social animals in its own workflow demonstrates a lack of artistic integrity that I find impossible to ignore.

Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Absolutely massive day for the 6 music dad community: Marks and Spencer have started selling selvedge jeans
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Exciting news as the eldest (4) announces he has chosen his names for his future children: Zebediah for a girl, and if it's a boy, Light Pollution.
November 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Slight crossed wires at work led to someone thinking I'm taking time off to visit Paint-de-en-Suite
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
ME (sobbing, folorn, bereft of hope): I don't think I'll ever know what a vindicated iguana looks li-
THE NEW YORK TIMES:
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Lord forgive me for Traitorsposting, but the finale proved that the best strategy is just to pick somebody and very loudly go after them like a bloodhound. People who try to get too clever invariably trip over their own dicks.
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Reading the Radiohead gig reviews
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Good evening to everyone except for the person who just arranged an emergency lunchtime meeting to discuss whether a line of text should be 14px or 16px tall
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I've spent two hours trying to work out if my dishwasher is permanently broken and I've reached the conclusion "Well it fucking is now"
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You should have heard the howls of complaints when an actually functional shop appeared in our village. "Oooh but what will we do if Wullie's shop shuts?" I don't know, go to the new place that takes cards and is willing to sell you a pint of milk after 4pm?
Sounds good for consumers who benefit from lower prices and more availability
‘Morrisons killed us’: UK’s most westerly village shop closes after half a century

Ferry Stores on #Ardnamurchan shuts its doors tomorrow after struggling with a decline in footfall and competition from home delivery vans

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October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is so fucking good, as you would hope and expect music.apple.com/gb/album/ico...
Iconoclasts by Anna von Hausswolff on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 12 Songs
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October 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM