"so I don't know what your fucking problem is"
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"so I don't know what your fucking problem is"
Living in absolute terror of getting the name of this book wrong while I'm reading it to my kids
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Living in absolute terror of getting the name of this book wrong while I'm reading it to my kids
I decided to read the Keanu Reeves/China Mieville novel and if you were curious, here's one sentence from it, perhaps the worst sentence I have ever seen committed to paper
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I decided to read the Keanu Reeves/China Mieville novel and if you were curious, here's one sentence from it, perhaps the worst sentence I have ever seen committed to paper
ME (sobbing, folorn, bereft of hope): I don't think I'll ever know what a vindicated iguana looks li-
THE NEW YORK TIMES:
THE NEW YORK TIMES:
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
ME (sobbing, folorn, bereft of hope): I don't think I'll ever know what a vindicated iguana looks li-
THE NEW YORK TIMES:
THE NEW YORK TIMES:
Reading the Radiohead gig reviews
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Reading the Radiohead gig reviews
Many people are saying this!
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Many people are saying this!
The youngest loves Maisie books, which are generally quite pleasant, except for the artist's inexplicable habit of putting this dead-eyed fucking nightmare in the background in each book for no reason
October 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The youngest loves Maisie books, which are generally quite pleasant, except for the artist's inexplicable habit of putting this dead-eyed fucking nightmare in the background in each book for no reason
Incredible that the racist football thugs were like "Here is an out for you, Kier Starmer", and Kier Starmer is like "No, no, we are entirely, explicitly on the side of the racist football thugs, we are moving heaven and earth to make sure that we get some racist football thugs in Birmingham"
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Incredible that the racist football thugs were like "Here is an out for you, Kier Starmer", and Kier Starmer is like "No, no, we are entirely, explicitly on the side of the racist football thugs, we are moving heaven and earth to make sure that we get some racist football thugs in Birmingham"
So many football people are being like "I mean, what do you expect football fans to do, NOT terrorise cities in acts of racist violence?"
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
So many football people are being like "I mean, what do you expect football fans to do, NOT terrorise cities in acts of racist violence?"
Not even pretending they're not using hunger as a weapon of war at this point www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
October 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Not even pretending they're not using hunger as a weapon of war at this point www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
"your grandson took his first steps!"
October 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"your grandson took his first steps!"
There is nothing - absolutely nothing - that my father in law will not respond to with a cursory thumbs up
October 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There is nothing - absolutely nothing - that my father in law will not respond to with a cursory thumbs up
It's definitely a choice to make your local pregnancy club look like a scene from a found-footage Ari Aster film
October 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It's definitely a choice to make your local pregnancy club look like a scene from a found-footage Ari Aster film
You know, I can't help but feel a little responsible - if I had been a bit more brutal when I was editing Stephen's work on the student paper, we could have all been saved from this
October 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You know, I can't help but feel a little responsible - if I had been a bit more brutal when I was editing Stephen's work on the student paper, we could have all been saved from this
Tortured acrostics and "hey uhh we'll do the ice thing as well" - everyone in the British right is trying to do a bargain basement cosplay of us republican batshittery and it's not even particularly subtle
October 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Tortured acrostics and "hey uhh we'll do the ice thing as well" - everyone in the British right is trying to do a bargain basement cosplay of us republican batshittery and it's not even particularly subtle
Incredible for their spokesperson to come out with a statement saying "Our experience of being extremely shit at our job has taught us that we might as well not bother trying to do our job"
October 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Incredible for their spokesperson to come out with a statement saying "Our experience of being extremely shit at our job has taught us that we might as well not bother trying to do our job"
Nice to see the local Facebook group living up to its ordinary form by moaning about a solar farm going up on... the most bog-standard fields you have ever seen in your life.
September 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Nice to see the local Facebook group living up to its ordinary form by moaning about a solar farm going up on... the most bog-standard fields you have ever seen in your life.
My favourite Redford film is Three Days of the Condor, where he's meant to be playing a nerdy, introverted, academic back-office kind of guy and he just cannot help looking like he could bring a female elephant to orgasm from sixty paces
September 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My favourite Redford film is Three Days of the Condor, where he's meant to be playing a nerdy, introverted, academic back-office kind of guy and he just cannot help looking like he could bring a female elephant to orgasm from sixty paces
You said it, air fryer. You said it.
September 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
You said it, air fryer. You said it.
My team when I get to the end of the meeting and say "OK, let's finish early and get forty seconds back"
September 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
My team when I get to the end of the meeting and say "OK, let's finish early and get forty seconds back"
The full filmography of the Hollywood star in question:
September 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The full filmography of the Hollywood star in question:
My boys like me making pictures of them with ChatGPT, like this one of them sailing round in a laundry basket. It's kind of mind-blowing how they can see this thing that would be an unimaginable miracle like four years ago and their main reaction is UGHH why is it doing it so SLOWWWW
September 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
My boys like me making pictures of them with ChatGPT, like this one of them sailing round in a laundry basket. It's kind of mind-blowing how they can see this thing that would be an unimaginable miracle like four years ago and their main reaction is UGHH why is it doing it so SLOWWWW