Duchess of Ope
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That broad you know from twitter. No, not that one…THAT ONE. Recovering paramedic. Lost in Texas again. STFU about Chicago. Aggressively Midwest. TEAM SOUP.
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but in my head canon it was bc one hero made an absolute banger about it
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
but in my head canon it was bc one hero made an absolute banger about it
Which is clearly why we’re fucking failing as a country.
Ingraham: Doesn't that show us that we’re too dependent on China?
Trump: We’re not dependent on China, we’re dependent on having a smart president
Trump: We’re not dependent on China, we’re dependent on having a smart president
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Which is clearly why we’re fucking failing as a country.
I was today years old when I learned that Pope JP2 blessed the set of the Blues Brothers. 😂
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I was today years old when I learned that Pope JP2 blessed the set of the Blues Brothers. 😂
Hey all yous northerners, Columbia has a 40% off sale on their OmniHeat coats. If you’re looking for a new one. I loved my parka.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hey all yous northerners, Columbia has a 40% off sale on their OmniHeat coats. If you’re looking for a new one. I loved my parka.
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C’mon, Superior, give up your dead. Please, for your buddy, Norm, just one time.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
C’mon, Superior, give up your dead. Please, for your buddy, Norm, just one time.
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November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I know Durbin is retiring, but I hope everyone of those pasty wrinkly white jagoffs gets primaried.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I know Durbin is retiring, but I hope everyone of those pasty wrinkly white jagoffs gets primaried.
We need to start striking and protesting like the French.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We need to start striking and protesting like the French.
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Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.
I just listened to Armchair Expert and how is Reese Witherspoon going to be 50 years old soon??
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I just listened to Armchair Expert and how is Reese Witherspoon going to be 50 years old soon??
Space Caligula is 😗👌🏼
Tax Space Caligula into oblivion.
lmao
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Space Caligula is 😗👌🏼
Shoutout to the dude talking on speaker phone loudly in the breeze way at 759 am on a Saturday about how he isn’t stupid
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Shoutout to the dude talking on speaker phone loudly in the breeze way at 759 am on a Saturday about how he isn’t stupid
Rosalind Franklin was ripped off.
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Rosalind Franklin was ripped off.
Just saw a FB group post of a lady’s two orange brother cats she named Eric and Lyle. 😂
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Just saw a FB group post of a lady’s two orange brother cats she named Eric and Lyle. 😂
Alabama, you need to come get your mans.
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Alabama, you need to come get your mans.
And yet he got a bunch of fucking tax breaks to build a bunch facilities in Texas. Thanks, Rolldemort
Also, the world's first simple-minded fascist white supremacist troll trillionaire who hates his children. Let's not forget that.
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
And yet he got a bunch of fucking tax breaks to build a bunch facilities in Texas. Thanks, Rolldemort
Screaming with joy for myself and all the bisexual folks I know
Brendan Fraser, who led the trio of movies made between 1999 and 2008, and Rachel Weisz, who starred in the first two, are in talks to star in a new #Mummy sequel. Radio Silence is set to direct.
More details here: bit.ly/47Xh7eX
More details here: bit.ly/47Xh7eX
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Screaming with joy for myself and all the bisexual folks I know
Markwayne Mullin is such a tool
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Markwayne Mullin is such a tool
So when they built the ISS, the parts were built separately all over the world and THEY DIDNT ALL USE THE METRIC SYSTEM FOR MEASUREMENT WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS USA
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
So when they built the ISS, the parts were built separately all over the world and THEY DIDNT ALL USE THE METRIC SYSTEM FOR MEASUREMENT WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS USA
I mentioned all this to my dad, and his response: “I wonder if he had to relight the fire in the dumpster when he moved in?”
Nice to see Binnington is still camped out in Ryan Reaves dumpster 🤡
Jordan Binnington tried to steal Alex Ovechkin’s milestone 900th goal puck russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/05/j...
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I mentioned all this to my dad, and his response: “I wonder if he had to relight the fire in the dumpster when he moved in?”
Blurted out “OH HELL YEAH” on the phone with my mom when I saw Pelosi is retiring
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Blurted out “OH HELL YEAH” on the phone with my mom when I saw Pelosi is retiring
Nice to see Binnington is still camped out in Ryan Reaves dumpster 🤡
Jordan Binnington tried to steal Alex Ovechkin’s milestone 900th goal puck russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/05/j...
Jordan Binnington tried to steal Alex Ovechkin’s milestone 900th goal puck
After being a part of NHL history, Jordan Binnington was not in a sharing mood. The St. Louis Blues goaltender surrendered Alex…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Nice to see Binnington is still camped out in Ryan Reaves dumpster 🤡
Listen, I’m by no means the military’s #1 Fan, but WTFMAN
NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
www.404media.co
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Listen, I’m by no means the military’s #1 Fan, but WTFMAN
I love playing the “why am I getting a headache?” game.
a. A migraine?
b. My super irritated sinuses?
c. my perpetually annoyed neck and head muscles?
d. ALL OF THE ABOVE
a. A migraine?
b. My super irritated sinuses?
c. my perpetually annoyed neck and head muscles?
d. ALL OF THE ABOVE
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I love playing the “why am I getting a headache?” game.
a. A migraine?
b. My super irritated sinuses?
c. my perpetually annoyed neck and head muscles?
d. ALL OF THE ABOVE
a. A migraine?
b. My super irritated sinuses?
c. my perpetually annoyed neck and head muscles?
d. ALL OF THE ABOVE