Duchess of Ope
@duchessofope.bsky.social
That broad you know from twitter. No, not that one…THAT ONE. Recovering paramedic. Lost in Texas again. STFU about Chicago. Aggressively Midwest. TEAM SOUP.
Life Is Good, I love you, but why would you do this to me? Pierogi is the plural. Jestem smutny
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Life Is Good, I love you, but why would you do this to me? Pierogi is the plural. Jestem smutny
Currently watching a travel show and Simu Liu is singing Kings of Leon in a bar in Thailand. Anthony Bourdain would hate this.
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Currently watching a travel show and Simu Liu is singing Kings of Leon in a bar in Thailand. Anthony Bourdain would hate this.
Is Bryan Cranston in legal trouble or just having fun dressed as Krampus in an Ocean Spray commercial?
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Is Bryan Cranston in legal trouble or just having fun dressed as Krampus in an Ocean Spray commercial?
I love when the software platform my work uses for patient care reports has a data visualization feature but nobody knows how to use it and there is almost no training from the company to figure it out
a man in a suit and tie is holding his head and screaming .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his head and screaming .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I love when the software platform my work uses for patient care reports has a data visualization feature but nobody knows how to use it and there is almost no training from the company to figure it out
You can watch the live stream of Queens of the Stone Age taping for ACL TV (the show
On PBS) RIGHT NOW. It’s on QOTSA’s YouTube channel
On PBS) RIGHT NOW. It’s on QOTSA’s YouTube channel
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You can watch the live stream of Queens of the Stone Age taping for ACL TV (the show
On PBS) RIGHT NOW. It’s on QOTSA’s YouTube channel
On PBS) RIGHT NOW. It’s on QOTSA’s YouTube channel
I just CANNOT imagine why
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I just CANNOT imagine why
Lol. “Country singer”. She can’t be that good, I have never heard her name until this day.
"People familiar with FBI security protocols said they were unaware of any other instance in which the girlfriends of top FBI officials received government-staffed security details..."
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel's girlfriend being protected by FBI SWAT agents as security perk
Agents on a detail with the country singer would presumably be unable to respond or delayed in responding to other incidents, according to sources.
www.ms.now
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Lol. “Country singer”. She can’t be that good, I have never heard her name until this day.
Take💥it💥from💥their💥pension💥fund💥
Chicago must borrow $283.3 million to cover the soaring cost of lawsuits alleging Chicago police officers committed a wide range of misconduct — including wrongful convictions and improper pursuits — as part of the city’s 2026 budget, Mayor Brandon Johnson said.
Chicago Set to Borrow $283.3M to Resolve Police Misconduct Lawsuits
It will likely cost Chicago taxpayers approximately $52 million in interest to borrow that money and pay off during the next five years, according to estimates provided to the Chicago City Council by ...
news.wttw.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Take💥it💥from💥their💥pension💥fund💥
I would get stabby if ICE fucked up my favorite Thai or Vietnamese restaurants @95sports.bsky.social
We have to remove these people to free up jobs for the sea of white people waiting to prepare and serve . . . *shuffles paper* Thai food . . .
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I would get stabby if ICE fucked up my favorite Thai or Vietnamese restaurants @95sports.bsky.social
So that’s gonna be a no
BASH: If someone is watching now and worried they aren't going to be able to afford insurance at the end of the year, are you making a promise that the president and Congress will make sure they can?
DR OZ: I can promise you the president is laser focused on this
(Not a yes!)
DR OZ: I can promise you the president is laser focused on this
(Not a yes!)
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
So that’s gonna be a no
OPERATION IM NOT MAD DONT PUT IT IN THE NEWSPAPER I GOT MAD
OPERATION MY PENIS IS HUGE ACTUALLY
OPERATION SHE DOESN’T FAKE IT WITH ME
OPERATION NO I WAS NOT CRYING INTO MY PILLOW
OPERATION SHE DOESN’T FAKE IT WITH ME
OPERATION NO I WAS NOT CRYING INTO MY PILLOW
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
OPERATION IM NOT MAD DONT PUT IT IN THE NEWSPAPER I GOT MAD
He named his kid after a city he’d definitely make racist comments about? Weird flex…
Wait, Jason Aldean has a son named Memphis? A city he is surely terrified of.
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
He named his kid after a city he’d definitely make racist comments about? Weird flex…
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he looks like he’s about to tell Dave Dombrowski that time is a flat circle
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
he looks like he’s about to tell Dave Dombrowski that time is a flat circle
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Today is just like yesterday, except now your daily bullshit happens in a world in which several U.S. Presidents have apparently excanged fluids.
Thanks for enjoying [violent retching]
Thanks for enjoying [violent retching]
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Today is just like yesterday, except now your daily bullshit happens in a world in which several U.S. Presidents have apparently excanged fluids.
Thanks for enjoying [violent retching]
Thanks for enjoying [violent retching]
Wait, he didn’t pass it? Or didn’t have one? I had to get finger printed and have a background check just to be able to get an ID tag to get into our emergency comms center. Seriously?
OK but (a) lie detector tests are junk science and (b) they don’t work if the subject is crying
As the FBI’s deputy director, Dan Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau background check is unprecedented, insiders say.
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Wait, he didn’t pass it? Or didn’t have one? I had to get finger printed and have a background check just to be able to get an ID tag to get into our emergency comms center. Seriously?
This is from a regularly cringey Facebook page but if I had to see this, so do all you jagoffs. I don’t think it’s real but I am nonetheless scarred.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This is from a regularly cringey Facebook page but if I had to see this, so do all you jagoffs. I don’t think it’s real but I am nonetheless scarred.
If I keep being force fed these horrendous visuals I stg I’m going dark on social media. JK as if
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If I keep being force fed these horrendous visuals I stg I’m going dark on social media. JK as if
So I’m starting Vyvanse today because my doctor thinks I need it, and I’m excited to see if this helps my silly brain but also anxious about the medication itself.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
So I’m starting Vyvanse today because my doctor thinks I need it, and I’m excited to see if this helps my silly brain but also anxious about the medication itself.
Hate to say it, but we got what we asked for.
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Hate to say it, but we got what we asked for.
All of Al Gore’s internet right now
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
All of Al Gore’s internet right now
This guy got into Harvard? I went to a shitty state school and majored in PE and even I can’t follow that logic
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This guy got into Harvard? I went to a shitty state school and majored in PE and even I can’t follow that logic
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1) Ethics officials at Fannie Mae investigate how Bill Pulte got Letitia James mortgage docs
2) They send findings to Inspector Gen. of FHFA, which Pulte heads
3) IG sends it to Lindsay Halligan, new USA prosecuting James
4) IG and ethics officials are all fired.
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
2) They send findings to Inspector Gen. of FHFA, which Pulte heads
3) IG sends it to Lindsay Halligan, new USA prosecuting James
4) IG and ethics officials are all fired.
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
Exclusive | Fannie Mae Watchdogs Probed How Pulte Obtained Mortgage Records of Key Democrats
FHFA’s acting inspector general handed the probe report to the U.S. attorney office that had indicted New York Attorney General Letitia James.
www.wsj.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
1) Ethics officials at Fannie Mae investigate how Bill Pulte got Letitia James mortgage docs
2) They send findings to Inspector Gen. of FHFA, which Pulte heads
3) IG sends it to Lindsay Halligan, new USA prosecuting James
4) IG and ethics officials are all fired.
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
2) They send findings to Inspector Gen. of FHFA, which Pulte heads
3) IG sends it to Lindsay Halligan, new USA prosecuting James
4) IG and ethics officials are all fired.
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
Iggy Pop: The Idiot was intended to be a mix of James Brown and Kraftwerk
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November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Iggy Pop: The Idiot was intended to be a mix of James Brown and Kraftwerk
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In Sept, @homelandgov.bsky.social raided a Chicago complex and took dozens of immigrants — under the cover of darkness.
Officials called it a victory against terrorism.
A team @propublica.org set out to check the claims, and find and talk with the Venezuelans:
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
Officials called it a victory against terrorism.
A team @propublica.org set out to check the claims, and find and talk with the Venezuelans:
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
“I Lost Everything”: Venezuelans Were Rounded Up in a Dramatic Midnight Raid but Never Charged With a Crime
Authorities said Tren de Aragua “terrorists” had taken over the building. A ProPublica investigation found little evidence to back up the government’s claims. For the first time, the Venezuelans arres...
www.propublica.org
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
In Sept, @homelandgov.bsky.social raided a Chicago complex and took dozens of immigrants — under the cover of darkness.
Officials called it a victory against terrorism.
A team @propublica.org set out to check the claims, and find and talk with the Venezuelans:
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
Officials called it a victory against terrorism.
A team @propublica.org set out to check the claims, and find and talk with the Venezuelans:
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
Ken Starr is buds with Epstein? The Ken Starr who was President of Baylor during a massive sexual assault scandal? NO WAY!
Ken Starr signed an email to Jeffery Epstein with "hugs"
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ken Starr is buds with Epstein? The Ken Starr who was President of Baylor during a massive sexual assault scandal? NO WAY!