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Drunkn Buddha
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Creative | Home Cook | Gamer | Girl Dad | Plant Zaddy | Doggie Dad
📍NYC
Pinned
*takes bait*
I feel so incredibly stiff today. This can’t be wha old age feels like. Maybe I’m too sedentary & need to amp up the activity level
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Also, the building the office is in produces its own honey. They got bees on the roof!
For the first time in a while, I actually think I’m going to enjoy my new job & role. I’ve been yapping excitedly about it to anyone that will listen.

And its main mission (broadly speaking) is to save the planet.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
For the first time in a while, I actually think I’m going to enjoy my new job & role. I’ve been yapping excitedly about it to anyone that will listen.

And its main mission (broadly speaking) is to save the planet.
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I feel likes it’s been five-ever since I made something delicious & invited my friends over to let me stuff them
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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The only shop you need. Black owned, personally farmed and blended in Hawaii by the homie. Try the hibiscus (if in stock) or mango black tea or lilikoi (passionfruit) oolong. The mango black tea makes a FIRE sweet tea.

the-disco-farmer.myshopify.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I think it’s crazy that if I’m on LTE instead of 5G my phone thinks it doesn’t have service & nothing wants to work
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I am exhausted & the day hasn’t even started yet. Send caffeine and help
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
My new office building number is 420
a man in a suit and beard is sitting in a chair and laughing in a black and white photo .
ALT: a man in a suit and beard is sitting in a chair and laughing in a black and white photo .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
My therapist has been reminding me this for 3 years
You’re not lazy, friend. You just burnt out and tired of having to work to pay your bills 🤗
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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It’s not hard to figure out… people can’t afford a 20 dollar salad
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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At these prices, turkey can take a hike. Top 5 alternatives if you're not messing with Turkey at Thanksgiving:

1) Beef tenderloin
2) Cornish Hens
3) Pork loin
4) Leg of Lamb
5) Whole Salmon
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
It’s too cold to take Delta on a walk AND then walk to the gym. These kettlebells bout to see me in my living room
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Dreamed I was part of some underground resistance against a nazi invasion. I gotta stop playing video games before bed
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
HR: So, care to tell us where you’re going now that you’re leaving the company?

Me: I’m gonna go explore and live life. Might even find my way into a kitchen as a line chef 🤷🏽‍♂️

HR: Oh WOW! A FULL PIVOT?!
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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$360 ish for a Japan exclusive PS5 along with a reminder of what the system can do is a weird way to end a state of Play
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I think it’s interesting when companies give cash-based incentives on in-office attendance but not salary raises bc that’s a a choice!
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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It’s snowing lmao.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
How to experience & practice gratitude
What is life teaching you right now?
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Blocking anyone I see posting AI because “it’s funny” or “cute” you are part of the problem.
October 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
ITS SNOWING. IKYFL!!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I have a mighty need to bake now
GOOD MORNING DAY SHIFT!!! I got goodies for y’all!
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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NYC is crazy cuz it’s literally a fashion show every time you step on the block 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
At some point this week, I gotta take a very unflattering “before” photo. Bout to lock in & I wanna document my progress
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Why no one told me that “The Golden Child” was on Netflix?
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM