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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
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Next Wednesday October 29th, Sam Elliott stars in the 1972 creature feature FROGS!
Be sure to arrive early, because our friends from THE REPTILE DEN will be in the Music Box Lounge with Live Amphibians!
Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
Be sure to arrive early, because our friends from THE REPTILE DEN will be in the Music Box Lounge with Live Amphibians!
Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Next Wednesday October 29th, Sam Elliott stars in the 1972 creature feature FROGS!
Be sure to arrive early, because our friends from THE REPTILE DEN will be in the Music Box Lounge with Live Amphibians!
Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
Be sure to arrive early, because our friends from THE REPTILE DEN will be in the Music Box Lounge with Live Amphibians!
Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
Pondering going the full Jimmy McNulty this morning (drinking a pint of Jameson while assembling an IKEA bed for my children).
October 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Pondering going the full Jimmy McNulty this morning (drinking a pint of Jameson while assembling an IKEA bed for my children).
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Shorter Mike Johnson:
Beating up a woman isn’t “really serious.”
Beating up a woman isn’t “really serious.”
Q: This has been reported for a while. Cory Mills was accused of beating a girlfriend in his DC apt. Are you concerned about these allegations?
JOHNSON: You have to ask Rep. Mills about that. He's been a faithful colleague. I don't know the details. Let's talk about things that are really serious
JOHNSON: You have to ask Rep. Mills about that. He's been a faithful colleague. I don't know the details. Let's talk about things that are really serious
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Shorter Mike Johnson:
Beating up a woman isn’t “really serious.”
Beating up a woman isn’t “really serious.”
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Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?
A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
October 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?
A live look at the entire Minnesota Vikings roster:
October 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A live look at the entire Minnesota Vikings roster:
Will there ever be another primatologist that could be a $100 Jeopardy clue?
October 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Will there ever be another primatologist that could be a $100 Jeopardy clue?
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I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.
Exclusive: OpenAI is planning to release a new version of its Sora video generator, which creates videos featuring copyrighted material unless copyright holders opt out of having their work appear.
OpenAI’s New Sora Video Generator to Require Copyright Holders to Opt Out
Executives at the startup notified talent agencies and studios over the last week.
on.wsj.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.
“We will also be going after the Warriors, both the Jets and the Sharks, as well as the T-Birds.”
Trump indicated in the Oval Office today that would most likely designate antifa as a domestic terrorist organization if he had support from key members of his administration, including Attorney General Pam Bondi.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Trump suggests he might designate antifa as a domestic terrorist group
Trump indicated in the Oval Office today that would most likely designate antifa as a domestic terrorist organization if he had support from key members of his
www.nbcnews.com
September 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“We will also be going after the Warriors, both the Jets and the Sharks, as well as the T-Birds.”
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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We couldn’t possibly be in a worse information environment for what’s happening. Which is probably, in part, why it’s happening.
September 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We couldn’t possibly be in a worse information environment for what’s happening. Which is probably, in part, why it’s happening.
Cam Newton looking in a mirror:
September 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Cam Newton looking in a mirror:
Someone who was great whenever he popped up. For some odd reason I was just thinking about him in Maverick last week.
“You know the next time you people come and drive us off our land I'm gonna find a nice piece of swamp that's so God-awful, maybe then you'll leave us the hell alone.”
RIP
“You know the next time you people come and drive us off our land I'm gonna find a nice piece of swamp that's so God-awful, maybe then you'll leave us the hell alone.”
RIP
RIP to the great Graham Greene. He never struck a false note, and brought warmth and authenticity every time he was onscreen.
September 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Someone who was great whenever he popped up. For some odd reason I was just thinking about him in Maverick last week.
“You know the next time you people come and drive us off our land I'm gonna find a nice piece of swamp that's so God-awful, maybe then you'll leave us the hell alone.”
RIP
“You know the next time you people come and drive us off our land I'm gonna find a nice piece of swamp that's so God-awful, maybe then you'll leave us the hell alone.”
RIP
Please help me…I asked ChatGPT how I could get big and now I’ve aged 20 years and am in charge of designing a new line of toys for Robert Loggia. I’m also in a love triangle with John Heard and Elizabeth Perkins, which is highly problematic considering I’m only 12 years old…
August 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Please help me…I asked ChatGPT how I could get big and now I’ve aged 20 years and am in charge of designing a new line of toys for Robert Loggia. I’m also in a love triangle with John Heard and Elizabeth Perkins, which is highly problematic considering I’m only 12 years old…
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
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Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
This whole app tonight:
🎶IIIII…wanna be online when it happens, online when it happens, online when it happens🎶
🎶IIIII…wanna be online when it happens, online when it happens, online when it happens🎶
August 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
This whole app tonight:
🎶IIIII…wanna be online when it happens, online when it happens, online when it happens🎶
🎶IIIII…wanna be online when it happens, online when it happens, online when it happens🎶
If it does happen in the early part of a long holiday weekend that will be the only good thing that man has ever done for anyone.
August 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
If it does happen in the early part of a long holiday weekend that will be the only good thing that man has ever done for anyone.
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What’s weird is that I would never listen to that Bruce Springsteen Barack Obama podcast but I would listen to a podcast where two guys pretended to be Barack Obama and Bruce Springsteen
August 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
What’s weird is that I would never listen to that Bruce Springsteen Barack Obama podcast but I would listen to a podcast where two guys pretended to be Barack Obama and Bruce Springsteen
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Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok