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31, she/they
weirdly opinionated on fighting game stories
the cat gets top billing, of course
weirdly opinionated on fighting game stories
the cat gets top billing, of course
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The democratic party is still committed to avoiding any aggressive actions despite every piece of evidence suggesting that strategy is doomed.
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January 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The democratic party is still committed to avoiding any aggressive actions despite every piece of evidence suggesting that strategy is doomed.
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My frand, @accursedpenner.bsky.social, who talks about DnD a lot made a short about their channel mascot's backstory. Also an impressive speedpaint. Go watch it. lol
youtu.be/MdYUMzKIOHw
youtu.be/MdYUMzKIOHw
DnD Drow PC and Mascot Speedpaint #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dndcharacter #dndmemes
YouTube video by Accursed Penner
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
My frand, @accursedpenner.bsky.social, who talks about DnD a lot made a short about their channel mascot's backstory. Also an impressive speedpaint. Go watch it. lol
youtu.be/MdYUMzKIOHw
youtu.be/MdYUMzKIOHw
*to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner* Get me the fuck outta heeeere~
January 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
*to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner* Get me the fuck outta heeeere~
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Here are your rights if ICE knocks on your door
January 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Here are your rights if ICE knocks on your door
Minneapolis resident here, hi - where the fuck MY Mercedes is?! And if it's so easy to get one, why don't I see more of them around here?
Vance: "If you're in Mpls, and you have a person who came to the US impoverished two months ago and all of the sudden they're driving a Mercedes or a Lamborghini, it is your job as a public official to ask how did that person get so rich so quickly when they're also collecting a welfare check."
January 8, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Minneapolis resident here, hi - where the fuck MY Mercedes is?! And if it's so easy to get one, why don't I see more of them around here?
I know I'm in the wrong here but my brain refuses to accept that these two are the same character.
January 7, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I know I'm in the wrong here but my brain refuses to accept that these two are the same character.
"What's your name?"
"Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey-ted E for Everyone."
"Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey-ted E for Everyone."
January 7, 2026 at 7:32 AM
"What's your name?"
"Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey-ted E for Everyone."
"Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey-ted E for Everyone."
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"Who are you?"
"Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey Palpatine, but I'm planning on having it legally changed to Rey Skywalker for sentimental reasons."
"PALPATINE‽"
"um, no relation."
"Oh, whew! Worried me for a bit."
"HAHA YEAH THAT WOULD BE CRAZY WELL I GOTTA GO!"
*music swells, closing credits roll*
"Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey Palpatine, but I'm planning on having it legally changed to Rey Skywalker for sentimental reasons."
"PALPATINE‽"
"um, no relation."
"Oh, whew! Worried me for a bit."
"HAHA YEAH THAT WOULD BE CRAZY WELL I GOTTA GO!"
*music swells, closing credits roll*
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
"Who are you?"
"Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey Palpatine, but I'm planning on having it legally changed to Rey Skywalker for sentimental reasons."
"PALPATINE‽"
"um, no relation."
"Oh, whew! Worried me for a bit."
"HAHA YEAH THAT WOULD BE CRAZY WELL I GOTTA GO!"
*music swells, closing credits roll*
"Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey Palpatine, but I'm planning on having it legally changed to Rey Skywalker for sentimental reasons."
"PALPATINE‽"
"um, no relation."
"Oh, whew! Worried me for a bit."
"HAHA YEAH THAT WOULD BE CRAZY WELL I GOTTA GO!"
*music swells, closing credits roll*
Can't believe my immediate reaction was "big mood, Calvin."
That childhood fear of being labeled before you even understand what the label means. #CalvinandHobbes #IdentityCrisis
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Can't believe my immediate reaction was "big mood, Calvin."
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The first two hours this morning
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Alfred: Nachos for dinner, Master Wayne?
Batman: Alfred, we talked about this.
Batman: Alfred, we talked about this.
January 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Alfred: Nachos for dinner, Master Wayne?
Batman: Alfred, we talked about this.
Batman: Alfred, we talked about this.
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I hate being right
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I hate being right
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give it to me, garfie
(UH HUH! UH HUH!)
give it to me garfie
(UH HUH! UH HUH!)
and all the girlies say I'm pretty fat, for an orange cat
(UH HUH! UH HUH!)
give it to me garfie
(UH HUH! UH HUH!)
and all the girlies say I'm pretty fat, for an orange cat
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
give it to me, garfie
(UH HUH! UH HUH!)
give it to me garfie
(UH HUH! UH HUH!)
and all the girlies say I'm pretty fat, for an orange cat
(UH HUH! UH HUH!)
give it to me garfie
(UH HUH! UH HUH!)
and all the girlies say I'm pretty fat, for an orange cat
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January 3, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
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the reason they don’t bother to manufacture the consent beforehand is that everyone just sort of does it for them post-facto now
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
the reason they don’t bother to manufacture the consent beforehand is that everyone just sort of does it for them post-facto now
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“Since it is now okay under international law for a country to attack another country and seize that country’s president for trial, I’m wondering if Canada could do us a solid.” 🇨🇦
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM
“Since it is now okay under international law for a country to attack another country and seize that country’s president for trial, I’m wondering if Canada could do us a solid.” 🇨🇦
The sequel to the Nuremberg trials can't come soon enough.
January 3, 2026 at 8:15 AM
The sequel to the Nuremberg trials can't come soon enough.
There was a buy one, get one free for chicken fries at Burger King today. That was pretty exciting before I remembered, "Oh right, it's Burger King."
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 AM
There was a buy one, get one free for chicken fries at Burger King today. That was pretty exciting before I remembered, "Oh right, it's Burger King."
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![SORRY I CAN'T HANG OUT TONIGHT
[I AM DEEP FRYING MY FUCKING HAND]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fn7gmsrozrf54vvm2ivgkqbb/bafkreide7o2mbqvoiylfxodh5tm7y7mpbnsdx2aj4a5u4oqysrpnrz66ya@jpeg)