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k | she/her/cactus |🩷💜💙| full of rage & spite
i like sports, corgis, public health, and democracy
i like sports, corgis, public health, and democracy
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I don’t do real thirst traps anymore but I love the positivity 💖
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Hold your pets a little closer for me tonight. Hug them. Kiss them. Feed them cheese. Call them menaces to society. Howl into the night sky. Love them fiercely
February 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Hold your pets a little closer for me tonight. Hug them. Kiss them. Feed them cheese. Call them menaces to society. Howl into the night sky. Love them fiercely
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Arch of Hysteria, by Louise Bourgeois, 1993, 📸 by @jaredctilton
February 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Arch of Hysteria, by Louise Bourgeois, 1993, 📸 by @jaredctilton
but… UNcrustable
I know y'all are going to have opinions about this... Syracuse's Donnie Freeman removes the crust from an Uncrustable
February 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
but… UNcrustable
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yes i post about politics and taylor swift and sports and muppets. get you a girl who’s a human junk drawer.
October 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
yes i post about politics and taylor swift and sports and muppets. get you a girl who’s a human junk drawer.
bitch just get a tumblr
Analysis: AI chatbots and search tools such as ChatGPT have given people a new safe space to ask things they would rather not admit to knowing.
Here’s what gets lost when people move from asking humans to private, automated services:
Here’s what gets lost when people move from asking humans to private, automated services:
Analysis | ChatGPT is changing how we ask stupid questions
The internet has long been a safe space to ask stupid questions. What do we lose when people switch to asking AI chatbots instead?
www.washingtonpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
bitch just get a tumblr
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Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara https://theonion.com/conservatives-outraged-super-bowl-happening-in-foreign-city-of-santa-clara/
February 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara https://theonion.com/conservatives-outraged-super-bowl-happening-in-foreign-city-of-santa-clara/
If you don’t vaccinate your kids, FUCK YOU
Here is one of many consequences of MAHA/Kennedy's policies, unfolding in real time.
Encephalitis is a severe complication of measles. It may lead to convulsions, deafness or intellectual disability in children. It occurs ~ 1 month after infection.
🧪 www.wired.com/story/measle...
Encephalitis is a severe complication of measles. It may lead to convulsions, deafness or intellectual disability in children. It occurs ~ 1 month after infection.
🧪 www.wired.com/story/measle...
Measles Is Causing Brain Swelling in Children in South Carolina
In the ongoing measles outbreak in South Carolina that has infected more than 800 people, some children have developed a rare but serious complication called encephalitis.
www.wired.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If you don’t vaccinate your kids, FUCK YOU
fyi yam v cool on tumblr dot com
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
fyi yam v cool on tumblr dot com
realized my name on here is “team chaos” and that’s all anyone knows me as
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
realized my name on here is “team chaos” and that’s all anyone knows me as
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corgis are all of them always all at once
No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
February 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
corgis are all of them always all at once
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Today's frog is the galaxy frog.
February 4, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Today's frog is the galaxy frog.
Okay but like this headline wouldn’t be far off tbh
RFK Jr. Questions Efficacy Of Skin https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-questions-efficacy-of-skin/
February 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Okay but like this headline wouldn’t be far off tbh
The near death experiences make me funny
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The near death experiences make me funny
And I believe that Tr*mp sucked Bill Clinton’s dick at a sex party and that’s why they won’t release the Epstein files
Rep. Carlos Gimenez on Trump's lies about the 2020 election: "You may say 100 times that it's 'false claims,' but there are a number of people in this country that don't believe that, okay? They believe that something happened."
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
And I believe that Tr*mp sucked Bill Clinton’s dick at a sex party and that’s why they won’t release the Epstein files
Me in 20 years when I’ve completely lost my shit
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Me in 20 years when I’ve completely lost my shit
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jeans = 👖
genes = 🧬
Gene =
genes = 🧬
Gene =
a woman is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and laughing .
ALT: a woman is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and laughing .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
jeans = 👖
genes = 🧬
Gene =
genes = 🧬
Gene =
human intestines look like weird nekkid sausages fyi
February 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
human intestines look like weird nekkid sausages fyi
I no wanna work I wanna play Fields of Mistria and win over my hot goth witchy wife
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I no wanna work I wanna play Fields of Mistria and win over my hot goth witchy wife
You’d be surprised what people put up their butts tbh
I really shouldn’t have to say this, but… don’t put archaeological artifacts in your rectum. 🏺🧪
Frenchman hospitalized after inserting WWI munition up his rear
The shell, unexploded at the time of removal, resulted in the evacuation of the hospital, with an EOD squad called to clear the area.
www.militarytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
You’d be surprised what people put up their butts tbh
coziest loaf in all the land
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
coziest loaf in all the land