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@drak4rysz.bsky.social
k | she/her/cactus |🩷💜💙| full of rage & spite
i like sports, corgis, public health, and democracy
i like sports, corgis, public health, and democracy
Pinned
I don’t do real thirst traps anymore but I love the positivity 💖
realized my name on here is “team chaos” and that’s all anyone knows me as
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
realized my name on here is “team chaos” and that’s all anyone knows me as
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corgis are all of them always all at once
No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
February 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
corgis are all of them always all at once
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Today's frog is the galaxy frog.
February 4, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Today's frog is the galaxy frog.
Okay but like this headline wouldn’t be far off tbh
RFK Jr. Questions Efficacy Of Skin https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-questions-efficacy-of-skin/
February 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Okay but like this headline wouldn’t be far off tbh
The near death experiences make me funny
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The near death experiences make me funny
And I believe that Tr*mp sucked Bill Clinton’s dick at a sex party and that’s why they won’t release the Epstein files
Rep. Carlos Gimenez on Trump's lies about the 2020 election: "You may say 100 times that it's 'false claims,' but there are a number of people in this country that don't believe that, okay? They believe that something happened."
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
And I believe that Tr*mp sucked Bill Clinton’s dick at a sex party and that’s why they won’t release the Epstein files
Me in 20 years when I’ve completely lost my shit
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Me in 20 years when I’ve completely lost my shit
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jeans = 👖
genes = 🧬
Gene =
genes = 🧬
Gene =
a woman is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and laughing .
ALT: a woman is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and laughing .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
jeans = 👖
genes = 🧬
Gene =
genes = 🧬
Gene =
human intestines look like weird nekkid sausages fyi
February 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
human intestines look like weird nekkid sausages fyi
I no wanna work I wanna play Fields of Mistria and win over my hot goth witchy wife
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I no wanna work I wanna play Fields of Mistria and win over my hot goth witchy wife
You’d be surprised what people put up their butts tbh
I really shouldn’t have to say this, but… don’t put archaeological artifacts in your rectum. 🏺🧪
Frenchman hospitalized after inserting WWI munition up his rear
The shell, unexploded at the time of removal, resulted in the evacuation of the hospital, with an EOD squad called to clear the area.
www.militarytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
You’d be surprised what people put up their butts tbh
coziest loaf in all the land
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
coziest loaf in all the land
Magneto, you would love to destroy this current administration
Ian McKellen says he didn’t realize how popular Magneto was until he reprised his role in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
“I thought he was the villain, but no, I think people rather like his attitude.”
(via youtu.be/GmcqYdAsahM?...)
“I thought he was the villain, but no, I think people rather like his attitude.”
(via youtu.be/GmcqYdAsahM?...)
February 3, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Magneto, you would love to destroy this current administration
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February 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
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HAHAHAH HE IS SO HAPPY
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
HAHAHAH HE IS SO HAPPY
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
Thru duct tape and nail glue all things are possible
Yam the woMAN of my household (also the only one of my household)
Yam the woMAN of my household (also the only one of my household)
February 2, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Thru duct tape and nail glue all things are possible
Yam the woMAN of my household (also the only one of my household)
Yam the woMAN of my household (also the only one of my household)
Tumblr is the gift that keeps on giving
February 1, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Tumblr is the gift that keeps on giving
GRAMMY WINNER EJAE 😭
February 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
GRAMMY WINNER EJAE 😭
With enough audacity yam fairly certain I can do anything
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
With enough audacity yam fairly certain I can do anything