Probably not a frog
@averagefrog.bsky.social
(he/him, 19)
I have survived the fury of the internet. I have borne its barbs and its blades, and I have seen wonder behind its dangers. But always, user, I remain a son of Undertale. And the slop below all things, that darkness I will fear no longer...
I have survived the fury of the internet. I have borne its barbs and its blades, and I have seen wonder behind its dangers. But always, user, I remain a son of Undertale. And the slop below all things, that darkness I will fear no longer...
Today's frog is the northern trilling frog. It looks stupid because it is.
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Today's frog is the northern trilling frog. It looks stupid because it is.
"Bro just a few hundred kilometers and we'll find it, bro I swear I saw it, we just go straight to the north pole for a few months and get famous, it's THAT simple"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanniko...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanniko...
Sannikov Land - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
"Bro just a few hundred kilometers and we'll find it, bro I swear I saw it, we just go straight to the north pole for a few months and get famous, it's THAT simple"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanniko...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanniko...
Today's frog is the Rio bug-eyed frog.
December 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Today's frog is the Rio bug-eyed frog.
If you don't come to Twitter, Twitter comes to you.
December 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you don't come to Twitter, Twitter comes to you.
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Repost this if Trans people should have
Dr Pepper
Dr Pepper
December 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Repost this if Trans people should have
Dr Pepper
Dr Pepper
Today's frog is the eastern banjo frog, also known as the pobblebonk.
December 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Today's frog is the eastern banjo frog, also known as the pobblebonk.
Today's frog is the tomato frog.
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Today's frog is the tomato frog.
Merry Crima to everyone who celebrates :3
a man wearing a santa hat is surrounded by christmas decorations
ALT: a man wearing a santa hat is surrounded by christmas decorations
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December 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Merry Crima to everyone who celebrates :3
All the ankylosaurus glazers got nothing on the pachycephalosaurus
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
All the ankylosaurus glazers got nothing on the pachycephalosaurus
Today's frog is the Brazilian dumpy frog.
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Today's frog is the Brazilian dumpy frog.
Today's frog is the New Mexico spadefoot toad.
December 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Today's frog is the New Mexico spadefoot toad.
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Today's frog is the crucifix toad. I remind you that toads are biologically frogs, and we shouldn't discriminate.
December 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Today's frog is the crucifix toad. I remind you that toads are biologically frogs, and we shouldn't discriminate.
Mr Beast's Torment Nexus
Mr Beast's Panopticon
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Mr Beast's Torment Nexus
The Bendy and the ink machine knight
The baddy knight
😏
😏
December 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The Bendy and the ink machine knight
Today's frog is the northern ornate nursery frog.
December 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Today's frog is the northern ornate nursery frog.
New frog just dropped🔥🔥🔥
#NewSpecies!
New frog from #china just snuck in:
Scutiger pardalotus
Treatment: treatment.plazi.org/id/3A4687F4-...
Publication: doi.org/10.11646/zoo...
#Zootaxa #ScutigerPardalotus
#FAIRdata
#OA #biology #taxonomy #ecology #nature #conservation #animals #herpetology #amphibia #frogfriday #frogs
New frog from #china just snuck in:
Scutiger pardalotus
Treatment: treatment.plazi.org/id/3A4687F4-...
Publication: doi.org/10.11646/zoo...
#Zootaxa #ScutigerPardalotus
#FAIRdata
#OA #biology #taxonomy #ecology #nature #conservation #animals #herpetology #amphibia #frogfriday #frogs
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
New frog just dropped🔥🔥🔥
The compliments I give my imaginary girlfriend are so peak (I'm losing it)
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The compliments I give my imaginary girlfriend are so peak (I'm losing it)
Throw money at non-binary people
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Throw money at non-binary people