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Probably not a frog
@averagefrog.bsky.social
(he/him, 19)
I have survived the fury of the internet. I have borne its barbs and its blades, and I have seen wonder behind its dangers. But always, user, I remain a son of Undertale. And the slop below all things, that darkness I will fear no longer...
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Listen THIS IS IMPORTANT you guys HAVE to play this game it's so good, if you're afraid to spend your money on this gem it has a free demo so you can try it and realize how MISTAKEN you are. It's like Pizza Tower but it's good and also funny I'M RUNNING OUT OF TE-

store.steampowered.com/app/3047510
Today's frog is the purple frog.
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Today's frog is the common Surinam toad. Everyone always makes fun of it for giving birth through its back, so it went into hiding.
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Today's frog is the cape rain frog.
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 PM
DAMN IT
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Today's frog is the rough frog.
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Today's frog is the marsh frog. It's THE frog. When you think of a frog, it's usually that one.
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Today's frog is the upper Amazon tree frog.
February 7, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Hm? Huh? Say that again?
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Today's frog is the painted trilling frog.
February 6, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Reposted by Probably not a frog
February 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Today's frog is the moaning frog.
February 5, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Today's frog is the galaxy frog.
February 4, 2026 at 12:17 PM
My biggest opp
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Today's frog is the motorbike frog.
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Wh- huh??? Why? Like, w- I guess??
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Today's frog is the unicolored cross frog.
February 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"Hmm, today I will be littering in the forest while also not giving a fuck about my family"

The visibly angered earth spirit (manifested through frog):
February 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Today's frog is Woodhouse's toad.
February 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Today's frog is the plains spadefoot toad.
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Reposted by Probably not a frog
Orange Juice Hatsune Miku :]

I made this design a while ago and it sucked sooo here's a redo!!

#art #fanart #vocaloid #hatsunemiku #miku #aseprite #pixelart
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Today's frog is the Puerto Rican rock frog, also known as the coqui.
January 30, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Today's frog is the scarlet-sided pobblebonk.
January 29, 2026 at 12:16 PM
January 28, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Today's frog is the Madagascar reed frog.
January 28, 2026 at 11:54 AM