Probably not a frog
@averagefrog.bsky.social
(he/him, 19)
I have survived the fury of the internet. I have borne its barbs and its blades, and I have seen wonder behind its dangers. But always, user, I remain a son of Undertale. And the slop below all things, that darkness I will fear no longer...
I have survived the fury of the internet. I have borne its barbs and its blades, and I have seen wonder behind its dangers. But always, user, I remain a son of Undertale. And the slop below all things, that darkness I will fear no longer...
Been asking that myself tbh
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Been asking that myself tbh
I only have one
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I only have one
Women are scary, imagine if you were one
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Women are scary, imagine if you were one
If trans women were women, we wouldn't have the term "trans men". Checkmate, atheists.
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
If trans women were women, we wouldn't have the term "trans men". Checkmate, atheists.
You might want to check out that worker in your profile, they've been having a coffee break for days
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
You might want to check out that worker in your profile, they've been having a coffee break for days
Don't worry it's just 1 + 9/40 of obsidian
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Don't worry it's just 1 + 9/40 of obsidian
You don't have to lie, just say that you're jealous of Yuugi's boobs again
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
You don't have to lie, just say that you're jealous of Yuugi's boobs again
An illegal alien just opened a dark fountain on my backyard, those damn d*rkners keep coming in
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
An illegal alien just opened a dark fountain on my backyard, those damn d*rkners keep coming in
Chocolate milk? You're such a Kris fr fr
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Chocolate milk? You're such a Kris fr fr
Update: it ate my leg but I'm okay (I had a spare one)
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Update: it ate my leg but I'm okay (I had a spare one)
Going to bed rn, wish me luck in fighting against my blanket when I wake up tomorrow
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Going to bed rn, wish me luck in fighting against my blanket when I wake up tomorrow
This is why Toby Fox invented music btw
youtu.be/BjP2hLxUaKst...
youtu.be/BjP2hLxUaKst...
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is why Toby Fox invented music btw
youtu.be/BjP2hLxUaKst...
youtu.be/BjP2hLxUaKst...
I sure wonder what the censors are gonna do to this guy
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I sure wonder what the censors are gonna do to this guy
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Nice art :)
Nice art :)
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Nice art :)
Nice art :)
Today's subject: SLAVERY
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Today's subject: SLAVERY
This construction is TAKING TOO LONG >:(
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
This construction is TAKING TOO LONG >:(
"December Holiday?"
*Dess puts on the helmet*
"THE ROARING KNIGHT?!"
*Dess puts on the helmet*
"THE ROARING KNIGHT?!"
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
"December Holiday?"
*Dess puts on the helmet*
"THE ROARING KNIGHT?!"
*Dess puts on the helmet*
"THE ROARING KNIGHT?!"
My new Evil Timezone Manipulator (©Nightmare Knight Inc., all rights reserved) allows me to perfectly synchronize my daytime with your (k)night shenanigans
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 AM
My new Evil Timezone Manipulator (©Nightmare Knight Inc., all rights reserved) allows me to perfectly synchronize my daytime with your (k)night shenanigans