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Balcony muppet.
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I still think about this tweet sometimes
April 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Trump 2025: He who saves his Country does not violate any Law

Hitler 1934: If anyone reproaches me and asks why I did not resort to the regular courts of justice, all I can say is this: I was responsible for the fate of the German people, and thereby I became the supreme judge of the German people.
February 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The Fox News commercial during the Super Bowl is making me feel like a hostage.
February 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one
December 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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I was abducted by a New Jersey drone and all I got was this boarding pass stub
December 16, 2024 at 12:16 PM
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I’m an optimist
December 17, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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You can invite your parents and in laws to share one bed that they can’t leave and eat cabbage soup every night and maybe one lucky day your child will earn a cursed ticket to a madman’s nightmare dimension and you’ll all be the better for it. And that’s why I had Elon Musk.
December 16, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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They are both dumb entitled pieces of shit who thought they had the right to play God.

The people valorizing them are equally stupid and equally undermining the rule of law.
To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
December 12, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM