Cringe Kristofferson
@dosh.bsky.social
Divorced Dad, Gen X'er, Truck Transporter, Union Member, anti-capitalist
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Trump to Epstein: I hear you are kidnapping and trafficking teens from my spa. Well take it elsewhere, bub, we don’t go for that sort of thing around here
July 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Trump to Epstein: I hear you are kidnapping and trafficking teens from my spa. Well take it elsewhere, bub, we don’t go for that sort of thing around here
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Beyond anything else, it really seems like Jeffrey Epstein is the only person Trump has ever actually liked, right?
July 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Beyond anything else, it really seems like Jeffrey Epstein is the only person Trump has ever actually liked, right?
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when RFK says he wants to “end chronic disease,” what people hear is “he wants to cure us” but what he means is “i want to cull the weak”
Republicans are waging a generalized war on science, but I think many of them don’t fully grok that RFK isn’t at war with science alone or per se: he’s at war with sick people, and of the view that only the lucky should be allowed to survive into old age. They are know nothings, he is Mengele.
RFK Jr. has now officially stated that he will dismantle the United States Preventive ServicesTask Force (USPSTF).
This is an independent body of expert scientists who volunteer their time to review data and provide guidance to Americans on important things like cancer screenings.
This is an independent body of expert scientists who volunteer their time to review data and provide guidance to Americans on important things like cancer screenings.
July 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
when RFK says he wants to “end chronic disease,” what people hear is “he wants to cure us” but what he means is “i want to cull the weak”
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Begging people to get jokes again now that comedy is legal
July 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Begging people to get jokes again now that comedy is legal
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They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I was honestly expecting something a little scarier
July 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I was honestly expecting something a little scarier
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elon musk using IVF and CRISPR to ensure all of his children are male and then one transitioning to female boiled his brain so much he ends society as we know it is like the ultimate expression of family being the oldest kind of empire for the most pathetic kind of humans.
February 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
elon musk using IVF and CRISPR to ensure all of his children are male and then one transitioning to female boiled his brain so much he ends society as we know it is like the ultimate expression of family being the oldest kind of empire for the most pathetic kind of humans.
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The best thing that Joe Biden did was when he said “Hey, fat” to that guy
January 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The best thing that Joe Biden did was when he said “Hey, fat” to that guy
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True Liz Cheneyism has never been tried
November 24, 2024 at 2:10 PM
True Liz Cheneyism has never been tried
Hey @support.bsky.team. I still am unable to add a profile pic for some reason. Apparently if you don't add it when you create the profile you're fucked.
November 20, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Hey @support.bsky.team. I still am unable to add a profile pic for some reason. Apparently if you don't add it when you create the profile you're fucked.
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the best part about bluesky is that, unlike twitter, it isn’t putting annoying bull shit designed to piss me off in front of me every 3 minutes
November 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
the best part about bluesky is that, unlike twitter, it isn’t putting annoying bull shit designed to piss me off in front of me every 3 minutes
Game 7 let's fucking go D-Backs.
October 25, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Game 7 let's fucking go D-Backs.
Aww poor baby Dodgers fan
Whatever just don't go shouting that beat LA shit like a fucking loser and I'll keep my fingers crossed for that sorry team
October 12, 2023 at 5:39 AM
Aww poor baby Dodgers fan
Of all the LA "fandoms" Dodgers fans are the best by default, but also they are annoying af so fuck em'
October 12, 2023 at 4:25 AM
Of all the LA "fandoms" Dodgers fans are the best by default, but also they are annoying af so fuck em'
I absolutely love this Diamondbacks team. I've been a fan since the inaugural season and by far this is my favorite because it's mostly a homegrown team.
October 12, 2023 at 4:21 AM
I absolutely love this Diamondbacks team. I've been a fan since the inaugural season and by far this is my favorite because it's mostly a homegrown team.
It is morally correct to steal as much as possible (without being obvious of course) at self checkout.
August 7, 2023 at 11:04 PM
It is morally correct to steal as much as possible (without being obvious of course) at self checkout.
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“Jail based treatment” otherwise known as “jail”
August 5, 2023 at 8:15 PM
“Jail based treatment” otherwise known as “jail”
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springsteen songs that should be mario kart courses:
thunder road
jungleland
cadillac ranch
atlantic city
streets of fire
thunder road
jungleland
cadillac ranch
atlantic city
streets of fire
July 30, 2023 at 11:07 PM
springsteen songs that should be mario kart courses:
thunder road
jungleland
cadillac ranch
atlantic city
streets of fire
thunder road
jungleland
cadillac ranch
atlantic city
streets of fire
Speak for yourself.
July 31, 2023 at 1:19 AM
Speak for yourself.