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Keynote speaker self-described as "the world's leading Innovation Architect," but their entire speech is just "ask chat bots better questions."
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"I genuinely HATE kids. Like FOR REAL," followed shortly by "...I'm just trying to go home and play Minecraft." is an entire type of human.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Another banger for the Michael Shannon file: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Remembering ALL who served. #VeteransDay
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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one thing that other candidates need to learn from mamdani is how to deliver the most cold blooded attacks on an opponent with a smile on your face
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
When you finally cave and take your first actual bath in 10 years, only to remember that they don't make tubs for people over 5'4.
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Love when I get to root for casualties.
Winsome Earle-Sears bus catches fire in final days of campaign
Just five days before the Virginia gubernatorial election, Republican candidate Winsome Earle-Sears bus caught fire while en-route to an event.
www.fox5dc.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Wealthy people shouldn't be allowed to listen to music.
October 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Tearing up watching a mini doc about a legendary 2000s skate rat. Officially in my dad era.
October 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Seven years since last tattooed. Naturally considering face vs throat for my next blast.
October 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Someone’s belly is pushing up into the buttons.
October 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
More of this every day and in every corner of the country please.
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
[sickos meme except it's my face]
New: hackers just doxed hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ officials. I went through the data. In many cases does look legitimate, sometimes includes residential addresses.

“Mexican Cartels hmu [hit me up] we dropping all the doxes wheres my 1m [1 million].”

www.404media.co/hackers-dox-...
Hackers Dox Hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ Officials
Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters—one of the latest amalgamations of typically young, reckless, and English-speaking hackers—posted the apparent phone numbers and addresses of hundreds of government officials...
www.404media.co
October 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
POV: We are flirting.
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
You can navigate the parasocial attachments of Swifties, or you can just listen to an actual songwriter who will crush you over and over again.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBQX...
Waxahatchee - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
www.youtube.com
October 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Something about post-blogger social media CEOs that makes them so terminally bad at posting that users either abandon ship or have no choice but to turn the site into Stormfront.
October 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Even in a world like professional gambling this is the rule. Mid-tier poker grinders can bop along just fine on talent and study. The high stakes crushers are making 60% of their income based solely on their ability to get an invite to exclusive games where they make the donators laugh.
NB to the ppl replying “charisma???”: how do you think success happens, especially at this scale, especially for ppl with demonstrably marginal talent? Virtue has very little correlation with personal likeability. Naive verging on dangerous to think “bad politics” means “devoid of all qualities”
Bari is a terrific example of a person who has, perhaps tragically, mistaken her charisma for intelligence
October 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Suddenly completely remorseless for ghosting someone who gave me a full breakdown of "Taylor's cryptic cyphers she's been leaving in her songs for years"
October 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Generational talent.
October 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I clicked the hashtag and now I'm gonna get fired.
It's Fat Cat Friday
#FCF
October 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'll never trust an election again because 901 didn't make it past round 2 of Fat Bear Week
October 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This shit is so ahistorical and vile. Baltimore's population and politics were unsettled by the '68 riots in the wake of MLK's assassination, but the subsequent white flight came after they'd spent DECADES redlining black communities (including using a literal highway to crack neighborhoods).
October 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Can't imagine a more cursed podcast duo than Ross Douthat and Hasan Piker. NYT Columnist and Twitch Streamer are just two different kinds of rapidly advancing brain disease.
October 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM