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imagine showing up to your office job and there's a crowd of people in the lobby heckling you every morning. "no one likes your emails" "your tie is ugly" lol. anyways i think everyone who works for ice should kill themselves
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
imagine showing up to your office job and there's a crowd of people in the lobby heckling you every morning. "no one likes your emails" "your tie is ugly" lol. anyways i think everyone who works for ice should kill themselves
When I was 15, the most self-incriminating journal I've ever kept was linked in my AIM profile. 25 years later, you couldn't waterboard me into the public exhibition of any emotion other than disgust or malice. Anyway, abolish ICE. Resurrect blogger.
January 19, 2026 at 2:16 PM
When I was 15, the most self-incriminating journal I've ever kept was linked in my AIM profile. 25 years later, you couldn't waterboard me into the public exhibition of any emotion other than disgust or malice. Anyway, abolish ICE. Resurrect blogger.
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a simultaneous belief in a government of and by the people and the idea that we have to somberly swallow whatever vichy collaborator rises to the top of the scum vat
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
a simultaneous belief in a government of and by the people and the idea that we have to somberly swallow whatever vichy collaborator rises to the top of the scum vat
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I don't dream of work and any fantasy that involves working is a miserable fantasy. I dream of rest, fun, peace and the beach
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I don't dream of work and any fantasy that involves working is a miserable fantasy. I dream of rest, fun, peace and the beach
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I AM RESTORED
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I AM RESTORED
The Liberation of Submitting Your Resignation vs The Shackles of Faithfully Performing Your Duties For Two More Weeks
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The Liberation of Submitting Your Resignation vs The Shackles of Faithfully Performing Your Duties For Two More Weeks
A second extralegal war in our one piddly lifetime? What did we do to deserve this honor?
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
A second extralegal war in our one piddly lifetime? What did we do to deserve this honor?
Rewarded for bad behavior yet again.
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Rewarded for bad behavior yet again.
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you know when someone is speaking to a crowd and says “good morning!” then the crowd mumbles something back and he says “let’s try that again. GOOD MORNING!” fuck that guy
December 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
you know when someone is speaking to a crowd and says “good morning!” then the crowd mumbles something back and he says “let’s try that again. GOOD MORNING!” fuck that guy
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Men may seem detestable as joint stock-companies and nations
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Men may seem detestable as joint stock-companies and nations
I would enjoy estate sales a lot less if they didn't make me feel like I'm picking the bones of the dead.
December 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I would enjoy estate sales a lot less if they didn't make me feel like I'm picking the bones of the dead.
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some days you wake up an it feels like being a kid on the district 5 minnesota pee wee hockey team that’s coached by a lawyer doing community service for drunk driving
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
some days you wake up an it feels like being a kid on the district 5 minnesota pee wee hockey team that’s coached by a lawyer doing community service for drunk driving
I'm now convinced the North Jersey mafia came to prominence because organized crime would make the area feel like less of a post-industrial wasteland.
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I'm now convinced the North Jersey mafia came to prominence because organized crime would make the area feel like less of a post-industrial wasteland.
When you see a jacket draped over the wall of the public restroom stall, you know they are doing WORK.
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When you see a jacket draped over the wall of the public restroom stall, you know they are doing WORK.
Just spent 10 minutes contemplating how in the world I let myself splurge enough to have a $60 late lunch only to realize I was doubling the entire bill by way of a tip.
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Just spent 10 minutes contemplating how in the world I let myself splurge enough to have a $60 late lunch only to realize I was doubling the entire bill by way of a tip.
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life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
New life goal to fly a plane wearing a TGI Friday's uniform.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
New life goal to fly a plane wearing a TGI Friday's uniform.
Keynote speaker self-described as "the world's leading Innovation Architect," but their entire speech is just "ask chat bots better questions."
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Keynote speaker self-described as "the world's leading Innovation Architect," but their entire speech is just "ask chat bots better questions."
"I genuinely HATE kids. Like FOR REAL," followed shortly by "...I'm just trying to go home and play Minecraft." is an entire type of human.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"I genuinely HATE kids. Like FOR REAL," followed shortly by "...I'm just trying to go home and play Minecraft." is an entire type of human.
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Another banger for the Michael Shannon file: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Another banger for the Michael Shannon file: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
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Remembering ALL who served. #VeteransDay
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Remembering ALL who served. #VeteransDay
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one thing that other candidates need to learn from mamdani is how to deliver the most cold blooded attacks on an opponent with a smile on your face
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
one thing that other candidates need to learn from mamdani is how to deliver the most cold blooded attacks on an opponent with a smile on your face
When you finally cave and take your first actual bath in 10 years, only to remember that they don't make tubs for people over 5'4.
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
When you finally cave and take your first actual bath in 10 years, only to remember that they don't make tubs for people over 5'4.