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POV: We are flirting.
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Generational talent.
October 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
People act like black metal is the scary music, but late 90's emo guys would threaten to murder you just for being a little forgetful.
October 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I don't understand young people.
September 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
September 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Some rando on twitter said this a year ago. Can you imagine???
September 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
September 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We need a full Eric Adams series @michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social
September 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
this vs urge to self annihilate.
September 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Spelling Bee is woke
September 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
An underappreciated predecessor post where she really puts her empathy, lack of ego, and leftist bonafides on display.
August 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
August 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
ohshitohfuckohshitahhhhhh
August 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Despite knowing him through poker long before he was a public figure, I pegged Nathan Silver as a broken clock grifter right away. Few things are as satisfying as watching him faceplant.
June 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
June 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Feeling optimistic about the coming insurrection because we'll be able to stockpile weapons from the makeshift morgues of anti-vaxxer homes.
June 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Love this book. Not 100% on your requested topic, but much of it is.
May 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The dread of my 12-hour overnight shift immediately disappeared when I realized I have 3,000 quote tweets to read.
May 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When you're finally ready to move on from the hardware store's lemonade stand.
March 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
First off, you can call me Iron.
March 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Put this one in the vault
February 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM