Joanna 🪬
@doodlesjw.bsky.social
It ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive
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RIP Mr earnshaw you would have loved sending your daughter for a lobotomy
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
RIP Mr earnshaw you would have loved sending your daughter for a lobotomy
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Lady Gaga and Bad Bunny renewing the Italian/Latino Friendship Treaty of 1983, love to see it
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Lady Gaga and Bad Bunny renewing the Italian/Latino Friendship Treaty of 1983, love to see it
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40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”
It seems like all the winter olympians are all married to each other and all the summer Olympians are single and slutty. Winter is truly cuffing season
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
It seems like all the winter olympians are all married to each other and all the summer Olympians are single and slutty. Winter is truly cuffing season
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hey @jd-vance-1.bsky.social i think it’s fair to let you know that you truly look like shit here, big dawg & it’s actually impressive how there doesn’t exist any lighting that can help with that.
idk man, we gotta find a way to make you less creepy looking in everything if possible.
idk man, we gotta find a way to make you less creepy looking in everything if possible.
February 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
hey @jd-vance-1.bsky.social i think it’s fair to let you know that you truly look like shit here, big dawg & it’s actually impressive how there doesn’t exist any lighting that can help with that.
idk man, we gotta find a way to make you less creepy looking in everything if possible.
idk man, we gotta find a way to make you less creepy looking in everything if possible.
I don’t even care if the Wuthering Heights movie is good. I just wanna see hot people in the rain, yearning.
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I don’t even care if the Wuthering Heights movie is good. I just wanna see hot people in the rain, yearning.
I had my second laser hair removal appointment today and this queen went at my hair follicles like she had a personal vendetta against hair. Bless her. I hope she hits every green light on her drive home.
February 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I had my second laser hair removal appointment today and this queen went at my hair follicles like she had a personal vendetta against hair. Bless her. I hope she hits every green light on her drive home.
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the Barbara Kruger mural the chase is happening in front of reads:
"WHO IS BEYOND THE LAW? WHO IS BOUGHT AND SOLD? WHO IS FREE TO CHOOSE? WHO DOES THE TIME? WHO FOLLOWS ORDERS? WHO SALUTES LONGEST? WHO PRAYS LOUDEST? WHO DIES FIRST? WHO LAUGHS LAST?"
"WHO IS BEYOND THE LAW? WHO IS BOUGHT AND SOLD? WHO IS FREE TO CHOOSE? WHO DOES THE TIME? WHO FOLLOWS ORDERS? WHO SALUTES LONGEST? WHO PRAYS LOUDEST? WHO DIES FIRST? WHO LAUGHS LAST?"
February 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
the Barbara Kruger mural the chase is happening in front of reads:
"WHO IS BEYOND THE LAW? WHO IS BOUGHT AND SOLD? WHO IS FREE TO CHOOSE? WHO DOES THE TIME? WHO FOLLOWS ORDERS? WHO SALUTES LONGEST? WHO PRAYS LOUDEST? WHO DIES FIRST? WHO LAUGHS LAST?"
"WHO IS BEYOND THE LAW? WHO IS BOUGHT AND SOLD? WHO IS FREE TO CHOOSE? WHO DOES THE TIME? WHO FOLLOWS ORDERS? WHO SALUTES LONGEST? WHO PRAYS LOUDEST? WHO DIES FIRST? WHO LAUGHS LAST?"
My three year old seems physically incapable of whispering
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
My three year old seems physically incapable of whispering
No I actually DO need the $5000 floor loom instead of a table loom
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
No I actually DO need the $5000 floor loom instead of a table loom
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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the great sphinx
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
the great sphinx
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Smdh
February 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Smdh
Which could mean nothing
King David and Jonathan are definitely heterosexual and here’s proof—
In 1 Samuel 18:1, we are told that “the soul of Jonathan became bound to David’s soul, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul.”
In 18:3, we are told that Jonathan cut a covenant with David “in his love for him as his soul.”
In 1 Samuel 18:1, we are told that “the soul of Jonathan became bound to David’s soul, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul.”
In 18:3, we are told that Jonathan cut a covenant with David “in his love for him as his soul.”
February 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Which could mean nothing
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AND child detention skyrocketed once Trump 2.0 took office. There are so many Liam Ramos' whose names we do not know. And so many adults with stories that matter, too.
February 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
AND child detention skyrocketed once Trump 2.0 took office. There are so many Liam Ramos' whose names we do not know. And so many adults with stories that matter, too.
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1/x 🧵
ICE has booked at least 3,800 children +
(Drawing by a 5-year-old detained in Texas with her mother. “I am 5 years old” is written at the top. Lower down, next to stick figures, are the words “let us go.” You don't have to know your Bible to hear myriad echoes here, but phew, those too.)
ICE has booked at least 3,800 children +
(Drawing by a 5-year-old detained in Texas with her mother. “I am 5 years old” is written at the top. Lower down, next to stick figures, are the words “let us go.” You don't have to know your Bible to hear myriad echoes here, but phew, those too.)
February 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
1/x 🧵
ICE has booked at least 3,800 children +
(Drawing by a 5-year-old detained in Texas with her mother. “I am 5 years old” is written at the top. Lower down, next to stick figures, are the words “let us go.” You don't have to know your Bible to hear myriad echoes here, but phew, those too.)
ICE has booked at least 3,800 children +
(Drawing by a 5-year-old detained in Texas with her mother. “I am 5 years old” is written at the top. Lower down, next to stick figures, are the words “let us go.” You don't have to know your Bible to hear myriad echoes here, but phew, those too.)
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>Be israel
>America dumps $30 billion worth of hammers into your front yard
>Holy shit turns out I'm surrounded by nails
>America dumps $30 billion worth of hammers into your front yard
>Holy shit turns out I'm surrounded by nails
Imma be real I think it's genuinely in the State of Israel's long term interest to receive far less aid and be forced to stop antagonizing everyone out of pure defensive self interest.
February 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
>Be israel
>America dumps $30 billion worth of hammers into your front yard
>Holy shit turns out I'm surrounded by nails
>America dumps $30 billion worth of hammers into your front yard
>Holy shit turns out I'm surrounded by nails
I dropped my phone and it broke and I had to get a new one and I found out it hadn’t been backed up 😭😭😭😭
January 31, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I dropped my phone and it broke and I had to get a new one and I found out it hadn’t been backed up 😭😭😭😭
Moving along like a well funded high speed rail transit system
TRUMP: And the autism -- that's moving along?
RFK JR: We've commissioned now dozens of studies, maybe over 100, and we're gonna get those done for you
TRUMP: Good. That's so important.
RFK JR: We've commissioned now dozens of studies, maybe over 100, and we're gonna get those done for you
TRUMP: Good. That's so important.
January 29, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Moving along like a well funded high speed rail transit system
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She’s locked AND loaded
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
She’s locked AND loaded
Any alone-concert goers here?
Can you hype me up about going to a concert by myself?
Can you hype me up about going to a concert by myself?
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Any alone-concert goers here?
Can you hype me up about going to a concert by myself?
Can you hype me up about going to a concert by myself?
I’ve been saying schools need to move towards a THAMES model. AKA just a balanced curriculum.
It deeply annoyed me in college that all the ocean engineers learned the strategy for erecting wind farms, but none of the nuances of navigating fisheries and coastal/marine regulations
It deeply annoyed me in college that all the ocean engineers learned the strategy for erecting wind farms, but none of the nuances of navigating fisheries and coastal/marine regulations
I agree that neither the humanities nor STEM are more important or pure or whatever than the other: the thing is that we need BALANCE between the two poles, and we have very much lost that in modern U.S. society today.
January 28, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I’ve been saying schools need to move towards a THAMES model. AKA just a balanced curriculum.
It deeply annoyed me in college that all the ocean engineers learned the strategy for erecting wind farms, but none of the nuances of navigating fisheries and coastal/marine regulations
It deeply annoyed me in college that all the ocean engineers learned the strategy for erecting wind farms, but none of the nuances of navigating fisheries and coastal/marine regulations
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Megyn Kelly after hearing Peter Bjorn and John’s “Young Folks” for the one millionth time in 2006
January 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Megyn Kelly after hearing Peter Bjorn and John’s “Young Folks” for the one millionth time in 2006
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WHEN WILL YOUR FAVORITE LLM EVER?!?!?!
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 PM
WHEN WILL YOUR FAVORITE LLM EVER?!?!?!
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Hello I’m the ubermensch, my one weakness is whistles
Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.
January 25, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Hello I’m the ubermensch, my one weakness is whistles