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Stephen Jones may have set some sort of record for most years spent stealing a living, even by Murdoch press standards.
Wiggy was the worst type of pompous, bigoted empty vessel.
I hope he'll take note of how little he'll be missed and how quickly he'll be forgotten, but I doubt it.
Too much ego.
Is there anyone in the senior rugby media establishment that Stephen Jones doesn't have incriminating photos of?
January 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
While the whole of Spinal Tap II was fun, there was a throwaway line at the end that really caught me by surprise when I thought the movie was more or less over.
David St Hubbins refers to The Boss' autobiography as being titled "I am Springsteen going on Spreventeen".
January 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
All the very best of vibes to you and your family.
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Even after being rejected as too toxic even for the party the useless fuckstump remade in his own image, disgraced former PM Johnson is still making the country poorer.
🔴Boris Johnson’s Radon Gas Filled Prison Deal to Cost Taxpayers £100 Million

Full costs of the botched agreement to lease an unusable prison filled with poisonous gas from the Duchy of Cornwall, revealed for the first time

bylinetimes.com/2026/01/07/b...
Boris Johnson's Radon Gas Filled Prison Deal to Cost Taxpayers £100 Million
The full costs of the botched agreement to lease an unusable prison filled with poisonous gas from the Duchy of Cornwall, revealed for the first time
bylinetimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I may just have found my level of opponent. If she has a bad day, that is.
January 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Funniest part of The Naked Gun reboot imo:
January 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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It's Bowie's birthday, which means it's time for the annual repost of my drawing of a bunch of dancing Daves in the style of Charles M. Schulz’s Peanuts. Happy Birthday, Mr Jones.
January 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Variations on that theme seems to be quite a regular filler of the 2:15pm Radio 4 drama slot.
January 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Jan Tschichold, Redrawings of the Penguin logos, 1947

Scanned from Pioneers of German Graphic Design, Callisto Publishers GmbH, 2017 #jantschichold #penguinbooks
January 8, 2026 at 7:12 AM
How about "And then, after #TheArchers afternoon repeat, a tough, wry and heartfelt drama with a soundtrack from the unlistenably twee end of the folk music spectrum. One of the female characters is almost certainly going to be a free spirit with a dark past called Jaz."
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 PM
There's plenty of great new music, by bands and solo artists, as well as all the treasures of the past.
Not only that, it is far easier and quicker to find than it was in the pre-internet days.
Many people who moan about the state of music/everything else just gave up searching as they got older.
Music is better than it ever has been, you've just gotta search for it these days. No radio station plays decent music other than nts radio and sometimes radio 6
January 8, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Music is better than it ever has been, you've just gotta search for it these days. No radio station plays decent music other than nts radio and sometimes radio 6
January 8, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Well done for that prediction!
Emmur finally losing patience was the least likely square of that #ArchersBingo card. #TheArchers
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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“David, who shall we invite to the wedding?”

“Bono. Ono. Eno.”

“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
October 28, 2024 at 11:46 AM
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Rather that other people being under threat of death because some tosser wants to drink and drive huh
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
That is really just for fans of the Rocky Horror Show (if you know that particular scene).
The newer take on that concept is the ultrasonic chef's knife. I have yet to see an independent review, but the notion is certainly interesting.
youtu.be/cXjbSVt9XNM
The World's First Ultrasonic Chef's Knife for Home Cooks: Seattle Ultrasonics C-200
YouTube video by Seattle Ultrasonics
youtu.be
January 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
It is a cult, according to some.
youtu.be/4yr_etbfZtQ
The Katering Show – THERMOMIX
YouTube video by The Kates
youtu.be
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Don't buy a fish scaler unless you have 1. a garden in which to use it and 2. a Power Shower.
January 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Translation: the Kwik-Save Quisling used to be "concerned" about abortion, but the anti-vax bung arrived in the Nigenal Front account more recently.
The result? He has effortlessly pivoted to bad science and feigning concern about jabs.
The anti-abortion mob will have to submit a bigger bid.
Farage: "I believe in vaccinations when they're vaccinations. I don't think what happened with Covid were vaccinations. You have to keep having them every 6 months."

Conspiratorial nonsense.

Some vaccinations like Covid shots require multiple/seasonal doses because immunity fades & viruses change.
January 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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WiFi here is pretty good despite the snow.
January 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Harcourt gorn?
January 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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London Zoo are doing their annual stock take and it is a thing of joy (pics from Getty Images)

www.gettyimages.co.uk/editorial-im...
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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you’d think she’d look happier
January 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM