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Daniel Emerson
@doktorfuttocks.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle in it.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“Where’s your fucking Poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Should this also apply to a cucumber wrapped in foil? #NotAnArmadillo #SpinalTap
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The thermometer probe I have hanging out of the window here in Hendon actually reads 18°, but I suppose Edgware is three whole miles to closer to the Frozen North.
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This woman is literally living with "The Male Online" from #VizComic #LeeHealey #BarneyFarmer
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Colours of Autumn this evening: pigeon breasts fried with olive oil, cultured butter and thyme.
Served with roasted vegetables (butternut squash, carrot, red onion, lion's mane mushroom) flavoured with rosemary, smoked garlic, bacon lardons and fennel butter)
October 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Looks like he and the late Stanley "Protein Man" Green agreed on one thing at least.
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October 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Well, someone had to...
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The FECK Awards, you say?
October 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
October 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
From Papua New Guinea.
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October 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
October 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Oh yes!
October 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Here's Jenrick in the 1964 movie 'Devil Doll'.
October 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Wait 'til Brad "takes her up Lakey Hill". #BrAmber #TheArchers
October 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
He's got to pay for those nerve pills, and that Jaguar's roof leaks at night.
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Plus a revolting euphemism.
September 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Happy Birthday, Jeremy Irons!
September 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Valeria Golino in her fisherman disguise from "Hot Shots: Part Deux"
September 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
September 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Drop something SUPERPOWERED
September 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Have #BBCAthletics arrayed their studio pundits in height order, or is Jenny Meadows just "very far away"?
September 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
With a flare up yer Lakey Hill. #TheArchers
September 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM