Sue Johnson
@dogshatethunder.bsky.social
Michigan native. Secular Humanist. I have a 12 yo chicken.
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Marissa is a great speaker! Check out this article about her from The Humanists.
Also, who knew Founders had an event space?
thehumanist.com/magazine/spr...
Also, who knew Founders had an event space?
thehumanist.com/magazine/spr...
This is the last week to purchase your Solstice Dinner tickets!
In you're in the West Michigan area, please join us. It's a fun and festive event.
Openly secular Wyoming, Mi City Council Member, Marissa Postler well be our special guest for the evening.
www.michiganhumanists.org/event/solsti...
In you're in the West Michigan area, please join us. It's a fun and festive event.
Openly secular Wyoming, Mi City Council Member, Marissa Postler well be our special guest for the evening.
www.michiganhumanists.org/event/solsti...
Solstice Dinner (Grand Rapids) *Ticket Sales Close 12/6* - Michigan Humanists
Please join us for the 2025 Solstice Dinner in The Centennial Room @ Founders Brewing Co. Purchase Tickets Here Our Annual Solstice Dinner is a cherished tradition celebrating the turning … Solstice D...
www.michiganhumanists.org
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Marissa is a great speaker! Check out this article about her from The Humanists.
Also, who knew Founders had an event space?
thehumanist.com/magazine/spr...
Also, who knew Founders had an event space?
thehumanist.com/magazine/spr...
James Comey (to scale) 🤣
Who needs cameras in the courtroom when you’ve got THIS
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
James Comey (to scale) 🤣
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
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Well this is very nice. Thank you @alexfalcone.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Well this is very nice. Thank you @alexfalcone.bsky.social
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SNAP cuts to cost Kent County $800,000 a day as 76,000 lose food aid. More than 76,000 Kent County residents are set to lose federal food assistance on Nov. 1, threatening to drain $800,000 a day from the local economy. Because of the ongoing […]
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October 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
SNAP cuts to cost Kent County $800,000 a day as 76,000 lose food aid. More than 76,000 Kent County residents are set to lose federal food assistance on Nov. 1, threatening to drain $800,000 a day from the local economy. Because of the ongoing […]
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COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Why am I having to agree with MTG so much these days? Are we in the Upsidedown?
October 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Why am I having to agree with MTG so much these days? Are we in the Upsidedown?
I just a call.
Me: Hello
Guy: Is this Lee?
M: You have the wrong number.
G: No I don't.
M: I guarantee you do.
G: I know this is Lee Smthng's number.
M: 😂😂😂 Look, I'm not going to argue with you....
G: hangs up
Me: Hello
Guy: Is this Lee?
M: You have the wrong number.
G: No I don't.
M: I guarantee you do.
G: I know this is Lee Smthng's number.
M: 😂😂😂 Look, I'm not going to argue with you....
G: hangs up
October 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I just a call.
Me: Hello
Guy: Is this Lee?
M: You have the wrong number.
G: No I don't.
M: I guarantee you do.
G: I know this is Lee Smthng's number.
M: 😂😂😂 Look, I'm not going to argue with you....
G: hangs up
Me: Hello
Guy: Is this Lee?
M: You have the wrong number.
G: No I don't.
M: I guarantee you do.
G: I know this is Lee Smthng's number.
M: 😂😂😂 Look, I'm not going to argue with you....
G: hangs up
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
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October 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
October 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Just because I love hairy coos so much!
September 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just because I love hairy coos so much!
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False alarm. I'm still here. 🙃
September 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
False alarm. I'm still here. 🙃
Guys! I think it's happening!!!
September 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Guys! I think it's happening!!!
Just canceled Hulu and Disney +. It's a sad day. Netflix, don't fail me now!
September 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Just canceled Hulu and Disney +. It's a sad day. Netflix, don't fail me now!
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Michigan’s government should work for people—not corporations. Regulated monopolies and state contractors use political cash to drown out our voices.
✍️ Sign the Money Out of Politics petition to get big money out of our elections. #MopUpMichigan
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✍️ Sign the Money Out of Politics petition to get big money out of our elections. #MopUpMichigan
social.demcast.com/s/lKaKQWcp
Learn how you can put People Power back in Lansing!
social.demcast.com
September 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Michigan’s government should work for people—not corporations. Regulated monopolies and state contractors use political cash to drown out our voices.
✍️ Sign the Money Out of Politics petition to get big money out of our elections. #MopUpMichigan
social.demcast.com/s/lKaKQWcp
✍️ Sign the Money Out of Politics petition to get big money out of our elections. #MopUpMichigan
social.demcast.com/s/lKaKQWcp
True
September 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
True
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You people trying to rewrite the history of who Charlie Kirk was are pathetic. He used his organization to bully, dox and attack people he didn't agree with. Free speech my ass. He was one of the worst aspects of American politics. www.theguardian.com/education/20...
US rightwing group targets academics with Professor Watchlist
Turning Point USA’s list gains fresh attention after it expands and some notice it disproportionately names academics of color
www.theguardian.com
September 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
You people trying to rewrite the history of who Charlie Kirk was are pathetic. He used his organization to bully, dox and attack people he didn't agree with. Free speech my ass. He was one of the worst aspects of American politics. www.theguardian.com/education/20...
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Lemme speak with directness and a sense of urgency about our most important economic threats, and what history teaches us about moments like this.
September 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Lemme speak with directness and a sense of urgency about our most important economic threats, and what history teaches us about moments like this.
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Woah!...
September 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Woah!...
Reposting this for no particular reason. 🤞
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Reposting this for no particular reason. 🤞