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I'm on Octopus Go at the moment but I'm considering moving to E.on Next Drive v7...

6.7p/kWh from 00:00-07:00 compared to 8.5p/kWh from 00:30-05:30

Gas & elec standing charge 2p more per day but all in all savings of around £200pa

Both no exit fees

Are EV drivers sleeping on this tariff?
April 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane
April 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If that shot from Schär goes in it's a Puskás nominee.
IT'S ANOTHER ONE FOR JACOB!! 🙌

Fabian Schär almost scores the greatest goal of all time but a shot from his own half strikes the bar and thankfully Jacob is on hand to fire home the rebound for his second of the evening! 🤩
April 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Now THIS is a fess
Needed a catheter following an operation. When they removed it, the nurse said that I might pass some air. I did. Farting out of your penis is both weird and enjoyable.
April 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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My wife produces unusually hard and buoyant poos, and they are often there to welcome me when I next use the toilet.
I fished a round one out of the bowl and took it to the garden to see how many bounces I could get out of it. Got to four before the dog caught up and ate it.
April 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
If I search Google for 'Maps' and I press the first link to Google Maps I am sent to 'Club Pilates' based at 9850 Walnut Hill Ln Suite 435, Dallas, TX 75238, United States.

I get this on desktop signed into my work Google account and on mobile signed into my personal Google account.

Anyone else?
March 31, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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HANNAH INGRAM-MOORE: [Yelling]
March 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Claims to not be a c**t but then tells me to enjoy my blood soaked trophy.

He seems like a very nice bloke.
March 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED

CARABAO CUP WINNERS

#wedontdoquiet
March 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍
March 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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All roads lead to Wembley.

Be loud. Be proud. HOWAY THE LADS! 👊
March 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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It's not because I don't believe AI tools can be incredibly powerful.

It's because I don't believe people are actually *thinking* before they bolt them onto critical systems.

And the reason I believe this is because deep thought and analysis itself has been missing from business for years.
March 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Have I just invented the word “Procrasturbating”? You can probably work out the definition yourself.
March 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Remember. Fesshole will protect your identity as much as we can - you admin does not have access to your email address or IP addresses but, so therefore he *can't* leak them. However he can't protect you from your own stupidity. You're on your own there.
March 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Go electric and this isn't an issue.
People that get fuel, then leave their car at the pump, while they take ages in the shop are the worst in the world
March 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
March 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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love you
8 inches
March 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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My husband has begun to use utterly awful dirty talk during sex and it's a complete turn off. Dries me right up. Guys, do not use phrases like "my balls yearn to gift you with seed." No. No, no, no, no.
March 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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NEW: Official advisers CCC say UK shld cut emissions 87% by 2040

⚖️Net cost of net-zero 73% less than thought
💷Total cost to 2050 = £108bn (~£4bn/yr, 0.2% GDP)
🏡🚗H’hold energy/fuel bills to fall £1,400
🔌Electrification is key

THREAD + charts

www.carbonbrief.org/...

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February 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Unbelievable effort Celtic, tough one to take but done ourselves proud.
February 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Free hit tonight, Celtic. Enjoy the occasion.
January 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.
January 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
A victory tonight is all we need and we can piss about against Villa. Up the Celts.
January 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM