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I fixed the biggest thing that bugged me in Sonic 3!
Started playing Code Violet.

Stuck in the first level for 50 minutes.

Ran into 2; arguably 3 game-breaker bugs.

FML.
January 19, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
So I went to the PS5 Store to get Code Violet and uh... fell down a rabbit hole of some batshit games being sold for like 50 cents apiece.

What in the actual hell?
January 19, 2026 at 4:38 PM
January 19, 2026 at 4:21 AM
"Why doesn't the library have Game and Wario anymore?"

*looks it up on Ebay*

*complete copies run $120-$200*

... of all the Wii U games to turn out rare, that one!?
January 19, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Man, review subjects are piling up fast.

I wanna do Hellboy: Asylum Seeker.

But it's law to do Switch 2 Welcome Tour with my new console.

I need to hit Code Violet since it's making waves and getting requests.

And now DENNIS has actually returned.
January 18, 2026 at 3:01 AM
WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY JIGGY!?!?
January 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
If you ever feel useless, just remember:

Someone designed this cup.
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 AM
This is Tsuro

Dirt-simple board game where you play tiles to move your stones around the board and try to survive.

Lots of fun, anybody can pick it up right away.

And there's a Sea Dragon version where random dragons rip up paths.
January 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Got blitzed by a piece of shit and then caught up on a few theatrical movies.
January 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I beat Metroid Prime 4 last night.

Really liked it, not disappointed, but it has a few problems that even the dev team has shrugged and said "yeah, we know, it was just too late to change them."

I like that the difficulty and combat have more teeth than most of the original trilogy...
January 15, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Every single Town Hall meeting that my office has can be summarized with this Weird Al song.

youtube.com/watch?v=GyV_...
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mission Statement (Official 4K Video)
YouTube video by alyankovicVEVO
youtube.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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You have NO idea how accurate this is. I was in a room with Nintendo reps playing Starfox Zero before it came out. I literally told them the controls were awful and they promised they'd already fixed them for the final release.

They lied right to my face. 😶‍🌫️
Screw consulting: literally every single person who laid hands on Starfox Zero screamed that the controls were hot garbage.

Miyamoto didn't listen.

Execs have final petty personal say on everything.

And it kills franchises.
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I had to educate multiple people in my Suicide Squad coverage that Sweet Baby is not the reason that game sucked.

They just did grunt work filling out character bios and enemy chatter.

You can blame them for Lex Luthor praising the Amazons.

Not for the BILLION things actually wrong with the game!
If history cares enough to look back at the nerdzis’ obsessive hatred of Sweet Baby, history will be utterly baffled by such an embarrassing grudge.

It might be the stupidest of all their manufactured outrages, one of the most clear cut examples of them getting mad at their own imaginations.
January 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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Considering that Splitgate- whose lead dev wore a hat saying "make FPS great again"- has utterly cratered to the point the devs are frantically relaunching it multiple times, praying on the Alt Right to save you is not a winning strategy.
January 14, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Oh my GAWD this movie sucked!

Thanks for a great night, @almaelma.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Anthem dies in 24 hours.

There is literally no reason the game couldn't have gotten an offline mode, but that's EA for you.

youtu.be/VaAYk3VLHt4
Anthem Video Game Review
YouTube video by DLJadow
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Krystal
Sylux
Travis Touchdown
Sub-Zero (bite me, Japan)
Doomguy
Waluigi
Would appeal to absolutely nobody but me, but Noxus.
So, what if Smash Bros Ultimate got ported over to the Switch 2(Or they made a new game altogether)? One of the first things on everyone's minds is this: FIGHTER'S PASS 3???

Whelp, that's what I made this for. Go nuts. This time I added 7 slots, one more than the last one.
January 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Everyone else: "OMG Tom Cruise with Star Wars?"

Me: "... why is there a lightsaber fight in my ship combat Starfighter movie?"
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 8d
Mission Impossible legend Tom Cruise dropped in on the set of Star Wars: Starfighter via helicopter and ended up filming a lightsaber duel.
Tom Cruise Filmed a Lightsaber Battle in Star Wars: Starfighter
bit.ly
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Simpsons, X-Men, and TMNT Arcades were a little before my time, but I played the living hell out of the Star Wars Trilogy Arcade. Can still beat it in one life... if I can find it.

My friend Ben's bachelor party we went to a Barcade though and that was awesome!
Did you ever go to video game arcades when you were a kid?

I miss those days a lot.

Challenging strangers to Street Fighter II or Mortal Kombat.

Dropping in one last token before the death countdown ran out in The Simpsons, TMNT, or X-Men.

I hold those memories very close to my heart...
January 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
This is a cool phone wallpaper, but I can't unsee that Obelisk looks like he's stepping on Slifer- who's yelping in pain.
January 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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Oh my god. Oh my fucking god.

Guys, as someone whose whole career depends on combing through the YouTube archives, I can't tell you how bad this is.
Whoa, hold the phone... I can't search Youtube by "newest" anymore... Oh, that fucking sucks.
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Apparently Rainbow Six Siege has been hacked to- among other things- call all the players delightful furry princesses.

Lol.
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Stopped by a grocery store on the way back to the office.

Grabbed something there for lunch.

Got to the self-checkout lanes.

Breathed in.

"Someone definitely pissed all up and down this lane." 🤢
January 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM