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They can’t air the Gavin Newsom episode of Sesame Street because what should have been a routine good will engendering television appearance took a dark turn when Mr. Snuffleupagus had to restrain Gavin with his snout because he instinctively tried to murder Oscar The Grouch
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 AM
They can’t air the Gavin Newsom episode of Sesame Street because what should have been a routine good will engendering television appearance took a dark turn when Mr. Snuffleupagus had to restrain Gavin with his snout because he instinctively tried to murder Oscar The Grouch
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a little man who ate a cheese fry
February 19, 2026 at 12:04 AM
a little man who ate a cheese fry
movies my mother liked: singing nuns and ladies with guns. movies my mother did not like: deranged men telling women what to wear.
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VERTIGO, reviewed by my mom
My mother did not want any arthouse shit.
"La Belle Noiseuse," I said. "It's French."
"Subtitles? Ehhhhhhh."
"It's also four hours."
"No."
This was the early 90s, by the way. And this was not a s...
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February 18, 2026 at 8:14 PM
movies my mother liked: singing nuns and ladies with guns. movies my mother did not like: deranged men telling women what to wear.
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sluggish.ghost.io/vertigo-revi...
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5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along
February 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along
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Happy Fat Tuesday from this (incredibly, real) paragraph in the book Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)
February 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Happy Fat Tuesday from this (incredibly, real) paragraph in the book Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)
He had to go back and watch the first one before watching and reviewing this one. I sat on the couch and annotated it for him because I speak fluent Evangelical. In other news, this film features a GILMORE GIRLS alt-timeline where Jess marries Lindsay.
My review of I Can Only Imagine 2 for The Film Verdict #filmsky 📽️
I Can Only Imagine 2 - The Film Verdict
Extracting more drama from the life of MercyMe frontman Bart Millard proves difficult for this unnecessary sequel.
thefilmverdict.com
February 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
He had to go back and watch the first one before watching and reviewing this one. I sat on the couch and annotated it for him because I speak fluent Evangelical. In other news, this film features a GILMORE GIRLS alt-timeline where Jess marries Lindsay.
Valentine's Day weekend is for candy, kisses, and American Cinematheque screenings of anti-fascist, Communist, experimental films from the great Portuguese director João César Monteiro, comrades.
February 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Valentine's Day weekend is for candy, kisses, and American Cinematheque screenings of anti-fascist, Communist, experimental films from the great Portuguese director João César Monteiro, comrades.
Your senses will never be the same.
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trainspotting but it's hot dogs
Paul told Margy, who told me and Alonso. When she said what it was, we said, "We will try this and probably like it."
I had never heard of it, which is weird because if it's processed and against the...
sluggish.ghost.io
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Your senses will never be the same.
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just saw a very good movie about a haunted vacuum cleaner
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
just saw a very good movie about a haunted vacuum cleaner
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Oh my God, these Super Bowl ads just get crazier and crazier!
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Oh my God, these Super Bowl ads just get crazier and crazier!
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On the latest Linoleum Knife, Dave and I get bratty with some new arthouse releases as well as playing a little 2025 catch-up. #filmsky 📽️ @dlelandwhite.bsky.social @linoleumcast.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
On the latest Linoleum Knife, Dave and I get bratty with some new arthouse releases as well as playing a little 2025 catch-up. #filmsky 📽️ @dlelandwhite.bsky.social @linoleumcast.bsky.social
moments from an old job at a site that no longer exists, plus notes
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sluggish.ghost.io/archive-man-...
ARCHIVE: "Man, I wish I had your job."
2006, I worked for a website that was owned by Disney, later by NBC/Universal, someone else in the middle of all that, I forget who. It started out fine and by the time I quit it was no longer fine. (...
sluggish.ghost.io
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
moments from an old job at a site that no longer exists, plus notes
sluggish.ghost.io/archive-man-...
sluggish.ghost.io/archive-man-...
review: THE MOMENT
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sluggish.ghost.io/the-no-no-so...
The No No Song
There are spoilers ahead. Stop reading if that sort of thing matters to you.
The Moment, a punchy, successful, anxiety-fantasy starring Charli XCX, features a thematically relevant amount of cocaine ...
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February 2, 2026 at 11:24 PM
review: THE MOMENT
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excited to announce my new project, 15 films to be released simultaneously, one film for each member of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. I felt, and the studio agreed, that this is the only way to do justice to their story. obviously the one about the guy who dances will be a little better than the rest
January 30, 2026 at 11:48 PM
excited to announce my new project, 15 films to be released simultaneously, one film for each member of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. I felt, and the studio agreed, that this is the only way to do justice to their story. obviously the one about the guy who dances will be a little better than the rest
ok that's a good one. i just need to take up alcoholism, smoking, tailored suits, and complaining about the inferior pastry lamination.
NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
ok that's a good one. i just need to take up alcoholism, smoking, tailored suits, and complaining about the inferior pastry lamination.
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We're avoiding this shit entirely. We have decided as a team that these people don't need film critics coming after them, they need prosecutors.
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
We're avoiding this shit entirely. We have decided as a team that these people don't need film critics coming after them, they need prosecutors.
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A double dose of DaCosta, and more, on the new Linoleum Knife. #filmsky 📽️ @linoleumcast.bsky.social @dlelandwhite.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 AM
A double dose of DaCosta, and more, on the new Linoleum Knife. #filmsky 📽️ @linoleumcast.bsky.social @dlelandwhite.bsky.social
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[Stephen Miller alone in the bathroom staring at himself in the mirror]
“You’re not a loser. You’re not a loser. Someday you are going to murder everyone that thinks they’re better than you. You’re going to murder them all.”
Katie Miller: [emerging from the toilet] “hey are you single?”
“You’re not a loser. You’re not a loser. Someday you are going to murder everyone that thinks they’re better than you. You’re going to murder them all.”
Katie Miller: [emerging from the toilet] “hey are you single?”
January 27, 2026 at 9:27 PM
[Stephen Miller alone in the bathroom staring at himself in the mirror]
“You’re not a loser. You’re not a loser. Someday you are going to murder everyone that thinks they’re better than you. You’re going to murder them all.”
Katie Miller: [emerging from the toilet] “hey are you single?”
“You’re not a loser. You’re not a loser. Someday you are going to murder everyone that thinks they’re better than you. You’re going to murder them all.”
Katie Miller: [emerging from the toilet] “hey are you single?”
reminded of a jamie oliver show called 15 minute meals where the only way any of the recipes could be completed in that time was to have assistants helping you and pre-doing things. then he'd serve it all on a fucking board. i watched every minute of it because the theme song was "buffalo stance"
For everybody who's cooking today in advance of the storm: Here's the truth about carmelizing onions, which is that cookbooks lie about carmelizing onions. "In truth, the best time to carmelize onions is yesterday."
A classic by @tomscocca.bsky.social slate.com/human-intere...
A classic by @tomscocca.bsky.social slate.com/human-intere...
Why Do Recipe Writers Lie About How Long It Takes To Caramelize Onions?
Browning onions is a matter of patience. My own patience ran out earlier this year while leafing through the New York Times food section. There, in the...
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January 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
reminded of a jamie oliver show called 15 minute meals where the only way any of the recipes could be completed in that time was to have assistants helping you and pre-doing things. then he'd serve it all on a fucking board. i watched every minute of it because the theme song was "buffalo stance"
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hey girl are you a Zamboni because fuck ice
January 23, 2026 at 7:08 PM
hey girl are you a Zamboni because fuck ice