Uncle Bob
@djjimmydee.bsky.social
Former writer for Television Without Pity. Chili Dog Eating champion, Alabama State Fair (1997). Current owner of The Music Guys DJ Services. Love to make pizza and clean my ceiling fans.
Valentine’s Day Dinner after 30+ years of marriage is the same as a lonely single guy … canned chili and stale crackers. #AintFightingThoseCrowds
February 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Valentine’s Day Dinner after 30+ years of marriage is the same as a lonely single guy … canned chili and stale crackers. #AintFightingThoseCrowds
BREAKING: Donald Trump's approval rating has now slipped to lower than the approval rating for Do-It-Yourself Prostate Exams.
February 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump's approval rating has now slipped to lower than the approval rating for Do-It-Yourself Prostate Exams.
I’m no conspiracy theorist but who would kidnap the mother of one of America’s Sweethearts (I know … it’s a stretch)?? It would have to be someone who wants the news off of its current level of pedophilia saturated news bites. But I just can’t figure out who.
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I’m no conspiracy theorist but who would kidnap the mother of one of America’s Sweethearts (I know … it’s a stretch)?? It would have to be someone who wants the news off of its current level of pedophilia saturated news bites. But I just can’t figure out who.
Lemme see if I’ve got this right … Pam Bondi was an Epstein girl??
February 12, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Lemme see if I’ve got this right … Pam Bondi was an Epstein girl??
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wanna feel old? the gilmore girls are now gilless women. because of inflation
February 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
wanna feel old? the gilmore girls are now gilless women. because of inflation
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MAGA needing their own all white halftime show to protect their fragility, is peak snowflake
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
MAGA needing their own all white halftime show to protect their fragility, is peak snowflake
Dear Australia, Uruguay, Poland, Norway, UK, Macedonia, France, Sweden, Latvia and Lithuania,
So is he a rapist/murderer or what?
Your friend
Bob
So is he a rapist/murderer or what?
Your friend
Bob
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Dear Australia, Uruguay, Poland, Norway, UK, Macedonia, France, Sweden, Latvia and Lithuania,
So is he a rapist/murderer or what?
Your friend
Bob
So is he a rapist/murderer or what?
Your friend
Bob
I’m giggling over the fact that MAGA’s collective brain is fried over a pretty unique halftime show. God it must be hard to be a racist.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I’m giggling over the fact that MAGA’s collective brain is fried over a pretty unique halftime show. God it must be hard to be a racist.
I’m proud to say I wouldn’t even know where to watch the Racist Half Time Show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I’m proud to say I wouldn’t even know where to watch the Racist Half Time Show.
Y'know ... at this point, I'd be happy with an "Oops. Our bad." out of ICE. Take responsibility for once instead of lying to the American public.
January 25, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Y'know ... at this point, I'd be happy with an "Oops. Our bad." out of ICE. Take responsibility for once instead of lying to the American public.
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They’re finally gonna find out that the left does own guns.
January 24, 2026 at 10:14 PM
They’re finally gonna find out that the left does own guns.
Sold my soul for a buck fifty.
January 19, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Sold my soul for a buck fifty.
A small part of me wants to watch Donald Trump’s first steps into Hell on PPV. But then another part of me wants to be there live to witness this monumental moment in American history.
January 18, 2026 at 12:39 PM
A small part of me wants to watch Donald Trump’s first steps into Hell on PPV. But then another part of me wants to be there live to witness this monumental moment in American history.
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Got banned for life from working in McDonald's on my first day for shouting YES McCHEF every time an order came in.
January 1, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Got banned for life from working in McDonald's on my first day for shouting YES McCHEF every time an order came in.
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My error. I turned on the TV, and I thought he was dead.
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
My error. I turned on the TV, and I thought he was dead.
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i still can't believe donald trump made it illegal to shit clean. the toilet paper lobby must have got to him. "stank up your butthole, for america," he said. i don't think he should have done that. or said that
December 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
i still can't believe donald trump made it illegal to shit clean. the toilet paper lobby must have got to him. "stank up your butthole, for america," he said. i don't think he should have done that. or said that
If you ever find yourself entertaining the idea of having a sexual fantasy about me, please note for the record I have an extremely flat ass. I’m talkin” F-L-A-T. So as you get yourself worked up in your fantasy about me when you go to squeeze my ass gently, it will feel like two melting notebooks.
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If you ever find yourself entertaining the idea of having a sexual fantasy about me, please note for the record I have an extremely flat ass. I’m talkin” F-L-A-T. So as you get yourself worked up in your fantasy about me when you go to squeeze my ass gently, it will feel like two melting notebooks.
I have a fantasy. Someday Trump gets tripped up and exposed for the charlatan he is. All of MAGA turns on him and says we were right all along. I have another fantasy which includes a Filipino midget in a maid’s costume and stained sheets.
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I have a fantasy. Someday Trump gets tripped up and exposed for the charlatan he is. All of MAGA turns on him and says we were right all along. I have another fantasy which includes a Filipino midget in a maid’s costume and stained sheets.
I’m honored to have been selected as the first recipient of the Bill Bledsoe Peace Prize given by ol’ Bill himself. Goofy old coot woke up yesterday and started handing out Peace Prizes. I’m wearing mine with pride like a bitch.
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m honored to have been selected as the first recipient of the Bill Bledsoe Peace Prize given by ol’ Bill himself. Goofy old coot woke up yesterday and started handing out Peace Prizes. I’m wearing mine with pride like a bitch.
As long as Pringles exist, I can see me having weight “issues”.
December 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
As long as Pringles exist, I can see me having weight “issues”.
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I despise Thanksgiving dinner. I’d rather eat hairball soup than turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I despise Thanksgiving dinner. I’d rather eat hairball soup than turkey.
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If the President doesn’t want to be called a Russian asset, perhaps he should stop acting like a Russian asset.
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
If the President doesn’t want to be called a Russian asset, perhaps he should stop acting like a Russian asset.