Uncle Bob
@djjimmydee.bsky.social
Former writer for Television Without Pity. Chili Dog Eating champion, Alabama State Fair (1997). Current owner of The Music Guys DJ Services. Love to make pizza and clean my ceiling fans.
“Take your pick. One for $250 or two for $500.”
August 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
“Take your pick. One for $250 or two for $500.”
HE’S COMING AFTER MY TOSTITOS WITH A HINT OF LIME!!!!
The wrong Kennedys died.
The wrong Kennedys died.
July 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
HE’S COMING AFTER MY TOSTITOS WITH A HINT OF LIME!!!!
The wrong Kennedys died.
The wrong Kennedys died.
The motherfucker must be all over those files if they're going to try and gaslight the country.
July 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The motherfucker must be all over those files if they're going to try and gaslight the country.
RFK Jr said we shouldn’t be taking health advice from him. Which is kinda his job.
May 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
RFK Jr said we shouldn’t be taking health advice from him. Which is kinda his job.
That’s what happens when you try to get a tattoo in lower Alabama.
May 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
That’s what happens when you try to get a tattoo in lower Alabama.
Today’s the day we all became communists.
April 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Today’s the day we all became communists.
There’s a drunk bird in my backyard looking for his friend Jenny.
April 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
There’s a drunk bird in my backyard looking for his friend Jenny.
Let’s own them now … steal their shitty phrase and hat. But we’re REALLY trying to MAGA after this rotting twat tears it down.
April 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Let’s own them now … steal their shitty phrase and hat. But we’re REALLY trying to MAGA after this rotting twat tears it down.
