Divine Hag of the Ashes
@divinehagofashes.bsky.social
Books, cats, dogs, glitter, color, gutter jokes. Oh and SO MANY PLANTS
Bring back Dumb TVs and Cars 😤
Bring back Dumb TVs and Cars 😤
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Hahahahahaha yesssssssss. Definitely needs to be blocked but I had to test drive it. Simba is obviously so done with my shit but also completely accepted his fate 😂😂😂 highly recommend crocheting your cat a babushka.
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I saw someone somehow manage to get pulled away from a swarm of cops trying to grab and piled on top of them, pulled away and disappeared into the crowd so quickly that the cop in charge said, baffled to another cop, “How’d he get away??”
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I saw someone somehow manage to get pulled away from a swarm of cops trying to grab and piled on top of them, pulled away and disappeared into the crowd so quickly that the cop in charge said, baffled to another cop, “How’d he get away??”
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Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
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i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
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I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
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my wife grew up in Southern California and one time we were in Boulder and we went out to dinner while it was snowing and had to scrape off the car on the way there
I will never forget her outraged "what do you mean we have to do it AGAIN" when we came back to the car after dinner
I will never forget her outraged "what do you mean we have to do it AGAIN" when we came back to the car after dinner
I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
my wife grew up in Southern California and one time we were in Boulder and we went out to dinner while it was snowing and had to scrape off the car on the way there
I will never forget her outraged "what do you mean we have to do it AGAIN" when we came back to the car after dinner
I will never forget her outraged "what do you mean we have to do it AGAIN" when we came back to the car after dinner
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this is by far the least cool anyone has ever made doing drugs look
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
this is by far the least cool anyone has ever made doing drugs look
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
Really struggling right now with what to do when I can feel nameless anxiety building in my gut but it hasn't attached to anything specific yet. There's gotta be something I can do to short circuit that feeling before it latches on to random thoughts and runs amuck through the complete spiral.
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Really struggling right now with what to do when I can feel nameless anxiety building in my gut but it hasn't attached to anything specific yet. There's gotta be something I can do to short circuit that feeling before it latches on to random thoughts and runs amuck through the complete spiral.
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139 individual photos make up this one, totally in-focus shot of a beautiful little parrot mushroom
📷 Canon R5 Mk II
Canon RF 100mm f/2.8L IS USM
M, f/2.8, 2", ISO 800
Stack of 139 images
11/22/25
Olympia area, Washington
#mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms
🍄📷 📸🎞 🌿🌱 🟢 🍄 🍄🟫
📷 Canon R5 Mk II
Canon RF 100mm f/2.8L IS USM
M, f/2.8, 2", ISO 800
Stack of 139 images
11/22/25
Olympia area, Washington
#mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms
🍄📷 📸🎞 🌿🌱 🟢 🍄 🍄🟫
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
139 individual photos make up this one, totally in-focus shot of a beautiful little parrot mushroom
📷 Canon R5 Mk II
Canon RF 100mm f/2.8L IS USM
M, f/2.8, 2", ISO 800
Stack of 139 images
11/22/25
Olympia area, Washington
#mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms
🍄📷 📸🎞 🌿🌱 🟢 🍄 🍄🟫
📷 Canon R5 Mk II
Canon RF 100mm f/2.8L IS USM
M, f/2.8, 2", ISO 800
Stack of 139 images
11/22/25
Olympia area, Washington
#mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms
🍄📷 📸🎞 🌿🌱 🟢 🍄 🍄🟫
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#store
we are already over halfway thru small business saturday, when almost everything in my store is 35% off! after this, that discount will decrease to 25% until december 10th, so today is the best day to get your hands on some super cute and comfy ethically made clothing with huge pockets!
we are already over halfway thru small business saturday, when almost everything in my store is 35% off! after this, that discount will decrease to 25% until december 10th, so today is the best day to get your hands on some super cute and comfy ethically made clothing with huge pockets!
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
#store
we are already over halfway thru small business saturday, when almost everything in my store is 35% off! after this, that discount will decrease to 25% until december 10th, so today is the best day to get your hands on some super cute and comfy ethically made clothing with huge pockets!
we are already over halfway thru small business saturday, when almost everything in my store is 35% off! after this, that discount will decrease to 25% until december 10th, so today is the best day to get your hands on some super cute and comfy ethically made clothing with huge pockets!
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My tiny little business is having its Black Friday sale NOW 🙌
$37 OFF PRINTS
canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
$37 OFF PRINTS
canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My tiny little business is having its Black Friday sale NOW 🙌
$37 OFF PRINTS
canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
$37 OFF PRINTS
canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
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why was there a cat on the field in Oklahoma
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
why was there a cat on the field in Oklahoma
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It takes me 3x as long to grade assignments now, because I have to explain gently and effectively why ChatGPT style writing is boring -- they swim in this stuff now even when they don't use the tools. Maybe no one has even told them their own voice matters, so that is down to us. 3/
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It takes me 3x as long to grade assignments now, because I have to explain gently and effectively why ChatGPT style writing is boring -- they swim in this stuff now even when they don't use the tools. Maybe no one has even told them their own voice matters, so that is down to us. 3/
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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the Union should have hung every evil Confederate general and burned way more of the South and also how dare you associate me with New England Puritans
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
the Union should have hung every evil Confederate general and burned way more of the South and also how dare you associate me with New England Puritans
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Give me all your petty rationales.
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Give me all your petty rationales.
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But if the court finds OpenAI knowingly trained on pirated books and deleted the evidence to to avoid scrutiny, that could mean actual consequences to the tune of billions of dollars.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
But if the court finds OpenAI knowingly trained on pirated books and deleted the evidence to to avoid scrutiny, that could mean actual consequences to the tune of billions of dollars.
I have a lot of irrational anxieties floating around me right now but by far the dumbest is that I'm going to somehow do therapy/journaling/trying to fix myself wrong
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I have a lot of irrational anxieties floating around me right now but by far the dumbest is that I'm going to somehow do therapy/journaling/trying to fix myself wrong
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Shallan Davar
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Shallan Davar
It's always so rough and awkward feeling when I start reaching out of my introvert cocoon again. Anxiety sends me into it and then more anxiety keeps me there much longer than it should.
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It's always so rough and awkward feeling when I start reaching out of my introvert cocoon again. Anxiety sends me into it and then more anxiety keeps me there much longer than it should.
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Here it is with the byline and alt text
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Here it is with the byline and alt text
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Lotta men who vote blue claim to care about women, then look the other way when they see other men abusing and ostracizing women in the workplace.
I know this firsthand.
Your posts don’t mean shit if you aren’t calling out other men in real life, sorry!
I know this firsthand.
Your posts don’t mean shit if you aren’t calling out other men in real life, sorry!
Are any of the men in the press corps going to ask Trump to stop denigrating their colleagues or are they enjoying this?
".. the latest instance of Trump lashing out at the female journalists who cover him."
@peoplemag.bsky.social @cbsnews.com
people.com/trump-snaps-...
@peoplemag.bsky.social @cbsnews.com
people.com/trump-snaps-...
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Lotta men who vote blue claim to care about women, then look the other way when they see other men abusing and ostracizing women in the workplace.
I know this firsthand.
Your posts don’t mean shit if you aren’t calling out other men in real life, sorry!
I know this firsthand.
Your posts don’t mean shit if you aren’t calling out other men in real life, sorry!