dez
@discoyeti.bsky.social
33-year-old orlando-based disney weirdo
i also love american dad! and video games
transmasc dyke, he/him
typhoon lagoon's #1 unpaid PR person
i also love american dad! and video games
transmasc dyke, he/him
typhoon lagoon's #1 unpaid PR person
balatro, cloverpit, and raccoin are all so good. apparently i love to gamble but only if they're roguelike video games
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
balatro, cloverpit, and raccoin are all so good. apparently i love to gamble but only if they're roguelike video games
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NEW: The 12th annual Theme Park Turkey of the Year Awards are here!
We look back at the wildest stories from the past year: The Paddlefish robbery, AI slop, pizza box drama, EPCOT lighting issues, Schmoofy finally getting his "boneless waffle" in & MORE!
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
We look back at the wildest stories from the past year: The Paddlefish robbery, AI slop, pizza box drama, EPCOT lighting issues, Schmoofy finally getting his "boneless waffle" in & MORE!
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
SATURDAY SIX Presents: The 2025 Theme Park Turkeys, a Look Back at the CRAZIEST Theme Park Stories of the Year! | TouringPlans.com Blog
This week’s SATURDAY SIX is an annual tradition like no other, as we proudly present the 12th Annual Theme Park Turkeys
touringplans.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
NEW: The 12th annual Theme Park Turkey of the Year Awards are here!
We look back at the wildest stories from the past year: The Paddlefish robbery, AI slop, pizza box drama, EPCOT lighting issues, Schmoofy finally getting his "boneless waffle" in & MORE!
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
We look back at the wildest stories from the past year: The Paddlefish robbery, AI slop, pizza box drama, EPCOT lighting issues, Schmoofy finally getting his "boneless waffle" in & MORE!
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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Disney dropping this days after @defunctland.bsky.social dropped his 4 hour video about these kinds of characters is so fuckin funny
Walt Disney Imagineering has revealed a new free-roaming robotic Olaf figure coming to World of Frozen at Disneyland Paris and Hong Kong Disneyland.
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Disney dropping this days after @defunctland.bsky.social dropped his 4 hour video about these kinds of characters is so fuckin funny
she's perfect, she's beautiful, she's always there for you....
you thought of typhoon lagoon, didn't you?
you thought of typhoon lagoon, didn't you?
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
she's perfect, she's beautiful, she's always there for you....
you thought of typhoon lagoon, didn't you?
you thought of typhoon lagoon, didn't you?
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BREAKING: Walt Disney World Monorail System Closed Following Reported Fire on Monorail Silver
BREAKING: Walt Disney World Monorail System Closed Following Reported Fire on Monorail Silver
Walt Disney World news, photos, and reviews! We provide you with daily news from the Walt Disney World theme parks and beyond
blogmickey.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
BREAKING: Walt Disney World Monorail System Closed Following Reported Fire on Monorail Silver
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me trying to take a left turn out of the raising cane's on palm parkway
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
me trying to take a left turn out of the raising cane's on palm parkway
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A queen
Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A queen
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S&S announced a coaster near Icon Park in orlando
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
S&S announced a coaster near Icon Park in orlando
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Poor Figment's been through it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Poor Figment's been through it.
woke up this morning to my cat making a ruckus,went to see what was going on, he kills a fucking wolf spider right in front of me and hundreds of baby spiders went everywhere. that's how my morning is going
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
woke up this morning to my cat making a ruckus,went to see what was going on, he kills a fucking wolf spider right in front of me and hundreds of baby spiders went everywhere. that's how my morning is going
is it normal to occasionally get overwhelmed by how much you love your life? is that a 30s thing???
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
is it normal to occasionally get overwhelmed by how much you love your life? is that a 30s thing???
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Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)
one thing i love about typhoon lagoon is that no matter how crowded it is, the deepest part of the wave pool is always empty. and that's my favorite place to hang. #findmeinthedeepend
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
one thing i love about typhoon lagoon is that no matter how crowded it is, the deepest part of the wave pool is always empty. and that's my favorite place to hang. #findmeinthedeepend
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all the food is poison, all the food is poison
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
all the food is poison, all the food is poison
i hope disney springs isn't crowded tomorrow night. i hope they shut it down for everyone but me and my friend so we can see our movie
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i hope disney springs isn't crowded tomorrow night. i hope they shut it down for everyone but me and my friend so we can see our movie
walt loved unboxing streams
New Disney Springs Shop Designed for Unboxing and Live Streaming Coming Soon to Walt Disney World www.wdwmagic.com/shopping/mar...
New Disney Springs Shop Designed for Unboxing and Live Streaming Coming Soon to Walt Disney World
New Disney Springs Shop Designed for Unboxing and Live Streaming Coming Soon to Walt Disney World
www.wdwmagic.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
walt loved unboxing streams
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how to get janelle monáe to fall in love with and marry me
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
how to get janelle monáe to fall in love with and marry me
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Come to think of it, I'd never seen a photo of a Space Mountain rocket and a refrigerator before.
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Come to think of it, I'd never seen a photo of a Space Mountain rocket and a refrigerator before.
i miss mike tyson mysteries....
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i miss mike tyson mysteries....
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Fuck you Kim Davis. Best news in a while. x.com/ap/status/19...
The Associated Press on X: "BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide. https://t.co/FqTCZIJoQj" / X
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide. https://t.co/FqTCZIJoQj
x.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Fuck you Kim Davis. Best news in a while. x.com/ap/status/19...