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Girl Of The Year
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You’re gonna die up there
shiny ✨ caught ✅
January 20, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Bowl of sesame seeds with some ramen underneath for lunch 🍜
January 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I feel so friendly and social when the friendly and social pills¹ kick in

¹ Vyvanse
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Remember the most popular girls in school? might fuck around and watch it all again.....
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 AM
six shiny grookeys
January 19, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Worlds saddest story

shiny grookey no balls
January 18, 2026 at 9:59 PM
@discoyeti.bsky.social thanks 4 ur gift!!!!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I want the satanic Grookey but I’m fully out of pokeballs
January 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
She's listed as a Holland Lop but I suspect she's mixed with something else because by 4 weeks I think her ears would be down already 🤔 and you can see her mom in the listing and her ears are straight out lmao
omggg my baby!!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 3:26 PM
the future Clementine Cardwell coming February 14th!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Going 2 traitor joes
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I just can’t relate to the song perfect day by hoku because no perfect day of mine would start AFTER twelve

my perfect day starts precisely at 7:15 am
January 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
This 2016 photo of me is very of the time…

rip Eleanor tho
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
award winner for worlds cutest packaging is me 🏆
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
My new comedy routine is when my boyfriend tells me a very cool and interesting fact, I hit him with my own cool and interesting fact:

“Did you know that the Navy is the only branch of the military with its own bean”
January 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Jordan got a 3D printer on marketplace and printed me a two headed cow
January 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Lift that fork, eat that snail. garçon summon up a new cocktail.
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I suddenly GET stamp collecting
January 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
This art piece is called “coming home from IKEA”
January 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Happy dress-out-of-a-bedsheet Thursday I have a job interview in five hours
January 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
My late night $40 eBay bid that I could not afford is here
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 AM
GUESS WHOS GETTING A VEGGIE DOG
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Still Kesha posting: I actually find it so hard to listen to Joyride without watching that one video. You know the one. It’s like cocomelon to me.
January 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I’m on a 24 hour Kesha lockdown I am only listening to Kesha today
January 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
My manipulative tactic is that I’m not gonna yell over your car radio. I’m gonna talk to you in a regular volume and you have to turn it down to hear me

☝🏼 I hate loud noises
January 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM