Girl Of The Year
@turtalert.bsky.social
You’re gonna die up there
shiny ✨ caught ✅
January 20, 2026 at 12:38 AM
shiny ✨ caught ✅
Bowl of sesame seeds with some ramen underneath for lunch 🍜
January 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Bowl of sesame seeds with some ramen underneath for lunch 🍜
I feel so friendly and social when the friendly and social pills¹ kick in
¹ Vyvanse
¹ Vyvanse
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I feel so friendly and social when the friendly and social pills¹ kick in
¹ Vyvanse
¹ Vyvanse
Remember the most popular girls in school? might fuck around and watch it all again.....
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Remember the most popular girls in school? might fuck around and watch it all again.....
six shiny grookeys
January 19, 2026 at 1:19 AM
six shiny grookeys
Worlds saddest story
shiny grookey no balls
shiny grookey no balls
January 18, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Worlds saddest story
shiny grookey no balls
shiny grookey no balls
@discoyeti.bsky.social thanks 4 ur gift!!!!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
@discoyeti.bsky.social thanks 4 ur gift!!!!!!!
I want the satanic Grookey but I’m fully out of pokeballs
January 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I want the satanic Grookey but I’m fully out of pokeballs
She's listed as a Holland Lop but I suspect she's mixed with something else because by 4 weeks I think her ears would be down already 🤔 and you can see her mom in the listing and her ears are straight out lmao
January 18, 2026 at 3:26 PM
She's listed as a Holland Lop but I suspect she's mixed with something else because by 4 weeks I think her ears would be down already 🤔 and you can see her mom in the listing and her ears are straight out lmao
the future Clementine Cardwell coming February 14th!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
the future Clementine Cardwell coming February 14th!!!!
Going 2 traitor joes
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Going 2 traitor joes
I just can’t relate to the song perfect day by hoku because no perfect day of mine would start AFTER twelve
my perfect day starts precisely at 7:15 am
my perfect day starts precisely at 7:15 am
January 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I just can’t relate to the song perfect day by hoku because no perfect day of mine would start AFTER twelve
my perfect day starts precisely at 7:15 am
my perfect day starts precisely at 7:15 am
This 2016 photo of me is very of the time…
rip Eleanor tho
rip Eleanor tho
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
This 2016 photo of me is very of the time…
rip Eleanor tho
rip Eleanor tho
award winner for worlds cutest packaging is me 🏆
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
award winner for worlds cutest packaging is me 🏆
My new comedy routine is when my boyfriend tells me a very cool and interesting fact, I hit him with my own cool and interesting fact:
“Did you know that the Navy is the only branch of the military with its own bean”
“Did you know that the Navy is the only branch of the military with its own bean”
January 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
My new comedy routine is when my boyfriend tells me a very cool and interesting fact, I hit him with my own cool and interesting fact:
“Did you know that the Navy is the only branch of the military with its own bean”
“Did you know that the Navy is the only branch of the military with its own bean”
Jordan got a 3D printer on marketplace and printed me a two headed cow
January 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Jordan got a 3D printer on marketplace and printed me a two headed cow
Lift that fork, eat that snail. garçon summon up a new cocktail.
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Lift that fork, eat that snail. garçon summon up a new cocktail.
I suddenly GET stamp collecting
January 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I suddenly GET stamp collecting
This art piece is called “coming home from IKEA”
January 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
This art piece is called “coming home from IKEA”
Happy dress-out-of-a-bedsheet Thursday I have a job interview in five hours
January 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Happy dress-out-of-a-bedsheet Thursday I have a job interview in five hours
My late night $40 eBay bid that I could not afford is here
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 AM
My late night $40 eBay bid that I could not afford is here
GUESS WHOS GETTING A VEGGIE DOG
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
GUESS WHOS GETTING A VEGGIE DOG
Still Kesha posting: I actually find it so hard to listen to Joyride without watching that one video. You know the one. It’s like cocomelon to me.
January 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Still Kesha posting: I actually find it so hard to listen to Joyride without watching that one video. You know the one. It’s like cocomelon to me.
I’m on a 24 hour Kesha lockdown I am only listening to Kesha today
January 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I’m on a 24 hour Kesha lockdown I am only listening to Kesha today
My manipulative tactic is that I’m not gonna yell over your car radio. I’m gonna talk to you in a regular volume and you have to turn it down to hear me
☝🏼 I hate loud noises
☝🏼 I hate loud noises
January 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
My manipulative tactic is that I’m not gonna yell over your car radio. I’m gonna talk to you in a regular volume and you have to turn it down to hear me
☝🏼 I hate loud noises
☝🏼 I hate loud noises