Girl Of The Year
@turtalert.bsky.social
You’re gonna die up there
all you can eat sushi time never kill yourself etc
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
all you can eat sushi time never kill yourself etc
Cried so hard at therapy I thought I was gonna throw up 👍🏻
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Cried so hard at therapy I thought I was gonna throw up 👍🏻
several years ago I became so hyperfixated on the JonBenet Ramsey case I ALMOST took a day trip to Boulder just to drive by the house.......
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
several years ago I became so hyperfixated on the JonBenet Ramsey case I ALMOST took a day trip to Boulder just to drive by the house.......
I'm very excited for the positive changes coming in my life, but I am also extremely terrified. I am so afraid of change, it's almost crippling. I DO NOT DO WELL WITH CHANGE. HELP ME.
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I'm very excited for the positive changes coming in my life, but I am also extremely terrified. I am so afraid of change, it's almost crippling. I DO NOT DO WELL WITH CHANGE. HELP ME.
Is there a swiftie block list? I’m sick of seeing their brain dead opinions.
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Is there a swiftie block list? I’m sick of seeing their brain dead opinions.
I will be having a formal dress code, child free wedding and I can’t wait to hear everyone bitch about it 😼
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I will be having a formal dress code, child free wedding and I can’t wait to hear everyone bitch about it 😼
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
What am I missing on my NEW APARTMENT list???
Check out my list on Amazon
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November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What am I missing on my NEW APARTMENT list???
Pre 2016 cheer mixes go SO HARD in the gym
try it. you’ll be so pumped.
try it. you’ll be so pumped.
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Pre 2016 cheer mixes go SO HARD in the gym
try it. you’ll be so pumped.
try it. you’ll be so pumped.
"but I'm simply too seated" is the funniest sentence anyone has ever said
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
"but I'm simply too seated" is the funniest sentence anyone has ever said
I hate when no one is as excited as me about the thing I’m excited about
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I hate when no one is as excited as me about the thing I’m excited about
on our flight home from Orlando we had the seats right in front of the flight attendant seat and Jordan made me laugh SO HARD with the hypothetical scenario of pushing the flight attendant call button while he’s sitting right there and then just staring at him until he asks us what we need
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
on our flight home from Orlando we had the seats right in front of the flight attendant seat and Jordan made me laugh SO HARD with the hypothetical scenario of pushing the flight attendant call button while he’s sitting right there and then just staring at him until he asks us what we need
If I’m ever cursed with a child, I WILL be putting her in one of those toddlers and tiaras dresses and parading her around
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If I’m ever cursed with a child, I WILL be putting her in one of those toddlers and tiaras dresses and parading her around
I don’t care that a racist ex YouTuber’s dog is old MY DOG is older and less racist
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I don’t care that a racist ex YouTuber’s dog is old MY DOG is older and less racist
I still don’t know what 6 7 means and every time I’m about to google it I realize I don’t really care all that much
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I still don’t know what 6 7 means and every time I’m about to google it I realize I don’t really care all that much
I miss Wonder Showzen
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I miss Wonder Showzen
GOT DA APARTMENT fuck yeah
floor 1
attached garage
storage unit
walking distance to my mom's house
year round hot tub
floor 1
attached garage
storage unit
walking distance to my mom's house
year round hot tub
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
GOT DA APARTMENT fuck yeah
floor 1
attached garage
storage unit
walking distance to my mom's house
year round hot tub
floor 1
attached garage
storage unit
walking distance to my mom's house
year round hot tub
Drag king name: Uncle Oxidants
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Drag king name: Uncle Oxidants
Some people are just not meant to be super skinny. It doesnt look right 🤨
Not me though I would look so good at 90 pounds
Not me though I would look so good at 90 pounds
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Some people are just not meant to be super skinny. It doesnt look right 🤨
Not me though I would look so good at 90 pounds
Not me though I would look so good at 90 pounds
I have something brave to say but none of you will understand…..
Cheer Extreme Senior Elite is the Taylor Swift of all star cheerleading
Cheer Extreme Senior Elite is the Taylor Swift of all star cheerleading
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I have something brave to say but none of you will understand…..
Cheer Extreme Senior Elite is the Taylor Swift of all star cheerleading
Cheer Extreme Senior Elite is the Taylor Swift of all star cheerleading
My favorite boba place is under new management and now has gendered bathrooms
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My favorite boba place is under new management and now has gendered bathrooms
I’ve never been told I look like any celebrity except drew barrymore from my mom
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’ve never been told I look like any celebrity except drew barrymore from my mom
