Girl Of The Year
@turtalert.bsky.social
You’re gonna die up there
Bless my beautiful chungus life
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Bless my beautiful chungus life
If I’m ever cursed with a child, I WILL be putting her in one of those toddlers and tiaras dresses and parading her around
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If I’m ever cursed with a child, I WILL be putting her in one of those toddlers and tiaras dresses and parading her around
I don’t care that a racist ex YouTuber’s dog is old MY DOG is older and less racist
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I don’t care that a racist ex YouTuber’s dog is old MY DOG is older and less racist
1 out of 3 correct names in my uncle's obituary
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
1 out of 3 correct names in my uncle's obituary
sobbing at 10am…
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
sobbing at 10am…
We’re watching Ozark at the same time as my fourth Arrested Development rewatch it’s giving me whiplash
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
We’re watching Ozark at the same time as my fourth Arrested Development rewatch it’s giving me whiplash
I have an app where I take a 1 second video every day and at the end of the year I have a cool lil video to watch but yesterday I was so hungover the only picture I had on my phone was the confirmation of my smoothie DoorDash order
November 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I have an app where I take a 1 second video every day and at the end of the year I have a cool lil video to watch but yesterday I was so hungover the only picture I had on my phone was the confirmation of my smoothie DoorDash order
If you have a Daiso near you, you gotta try these…….. so good
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If you have a Daiso near you, you gotta try these…….. so good
relatable lyrics for fashionable bisexuals
October 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
relatable lyrics for fashionable bisexuals
carved another pumpkin, watching over the garden wall
hallow: weened ✅
hallow: weened ✅
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
carved another pumpkin, watching over the garden wall
hallow: weened ✅
hallow: weened ✅
The size difference between Jordan’s pumpkin and my pumpkin is so funny…
October 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The size difference between Jordan’s pumpkin and my pumpkin is so funny…
