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@dirtbagjuno.bsky.social
Jo/Jolyne (they/she). Classics Grad Student, Enya Superfan, Wombat Enthusiast.
We do not yet live under Jo!talitarianism, but I’m working on it.
We do not yet live under Jo!talitarianism, but I’m working on it.
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I’m the mom friend but in the sense that I’m emotionally distant and preoccupied with your weight.
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Incredible joke that the first time UW-Madison cancels classes in 7 years is on a Friday, in the first and only semester I have Fridays off from classes.
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Incredible joke that the first time UW-Madison cancels classes in 7 years is on a Friday, in the first and only semester I have Fridays off from classes.
AMY MADIGAN NOMINATION, LFGGGGGGGGG.
January 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM
AMY MADIGAN NOMINATION, LFGGGGGGGGG.
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It’s really funny as a miserable lesbian to see people look at a miserable lesbian and go “seems problematic…” No bitch! Miserable lesbians are the backbone of society! Nothing works without us! Give us grenades and heroin!
Pluribus reddit discourse is so funny. “Are we supposed to root for Carol” you are supposed to watch how her character interacts with the world “she’s very unlikable” wow that’s crazy can they do that
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
It’s really funny as a miserable lesbian to see people look at a miserable lesbian and go “seems problematic…” No bitch! Miserable lesbians are the backbone of society! Nothing works without us! Give us grenades and heroin!
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Why is a can of ginger ale $9 at this conference hotel. Can someone explain to me how that works. I’m genuinely asking.
January 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Why is a can of ginger ale $9 at this conference hotel. Can someone explain to me how that works. I’m genuinely asking.
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Tasting of the blessed night cereal… morning cereal is banal, trite. Food for children and the capital “P” Public.
Night cereal, however… that is for connoisseurs…
Night cereal, however… that is for connoisseurs…
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Tasting of the blessed night cereal… morning cereal is banal, trite. Food for children and the capital “P” Public.
Night cereal, however… that is for connoisseurs…
Night cereal, however… that is for connoisseurs…
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
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i do not care what you thought of the movie.
i will tell you what you thought of the movie.
i will tell you what you thought of the movie.
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i do not care what you thought of the movie.
i will tell you what you thought of the movie.
i will tell you what you thought of the movie.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Thankful for you, friends! Hope you all have a lovely holiday.
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Thankful for you, friends! Hope you all have a lovely holiday.
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Described Statius’ Achilles as “clocky” during my presentation today. I’m either getting a 100 or failing.
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Described Statius’ Achilles as “clocky” during my presentation today. I’m either getting a 100 or failing.