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@devilvaginamagic.bsky.social
social worker here for the Kansas 🌻🌾 kids

i ❤️ quantitative data, social policy, evidence-based practices, spicy kids, KS hx, ethical felonies

passionate abt reforming juvenile justice & child welfare systems

"Practically Ariana Grande" -Gary B

#ksleg
fox4kc.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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And all of this....Black women warned everyone.
This has been happening to them forever.

And the rich people will always be able to get birth control, abortions, etc.
...they don't care.
But wait for the mayhem when a bunch of white republican non rich women get cut off ...

Leopards will eat well.
December 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
#moleg doesn't care what's good for us.

9 years ago the border war was described as "probably the worst public policy in the history of the world. It's terrible thought process by both states."

Episode 699: Why Did The Job Cross The Road? : Planet Money : NPR share.google/cOJTjTtGGY49...
December 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Closing rural hospitals and securing yourself a sweet view at the Chiefs’ games. #KSLEG doing the Lord’s work.
December 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
By the "armpit", they mean the Black/Brown part of the metro. KCK is a vibrant, rich place if you aren't afraid of melanin and seasonings. The stadium is going into the wealthy part of KCK so racists needn't be afraid.

The inevitable increase in funding to KCKPD and their crimes is the scary part.
December 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I got PTSD from doing child welfare/juvenile justice work. I've been through EMDR and now I avoid details unless they're immediately relevant.
I read a coroners report about a woman who was dismembered after an unexpected death, texts between parents who trafficked their kid and a lot more.
I promise you- people think they want to know the lurid details- they don't. I spent 30 years reading accounts of CA/SA and that shit never leaves your head.
I'm interested in knowing who was on public payroll and didn't do their jobs. And I'm happy to wait for the truth so it sticks.
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Air to Ground Message:

MY HOLIDAY GOAL IS TO GET VIOLATED TOO. LOL

Area: Seattle, WA, USA
A: #af4f73d30a3
F: #fc5e10e9b77

#acars #vdlm2
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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bragged about bringing my own bottle of A1 steak sauce to a burger king and then promptly got pancreatitis
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Fuck all police but especially the Gardner, KS PD.
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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we should all become more insane
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Air to Ground Message:

THE NIGHT STRETCHES EVER ONWARD. THE SPRAWLING LIGHTS CALLING US TO A CLOSE. ONLY 1+30 REMAIN ON THIS PATROL. WEARY WE SET OUR GOAL. SLOW AND UNDEFEATED BY THE HOWLING COLD.

Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA
A: #a9035e5625c
F: #f697091fdd7

#acars #vdlm2
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reclassify ADHD medications!!
December 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I just realized last night how unhinged I really am.
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I just realized last night how unhinged I really am.
December 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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can i take a couple months off for hibernation
December 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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be kind to babushka
December 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Where are our pchem scientists at on bsky?
Why is there sulfuric acid in Epstein’s home?
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This is not a positive thing. There are rehab facilities that allow children and provide day care during mandatory programming. But not nearly enough

people.com/sheriffs-off...
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I can, but I know it's not for this reason:

Because white people like to adopt poor black children to show off in church and abuse at home.

Often the kids are not truly orphans. Parents are deceived into giving them up, often in exchange for something of value. That's trafficking.
On that last post: I genuinely cannot think of any good-faith reason to bar international adoptions from those 39 countries. Under this new ban, consulates will refuse adoption visas for any baby from Cuba, Haiti, Venezuela, Nigeria, or any of the 39 other countries.
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"One agent is seen wildly swinging a baton to keep protesters at bay before apparently getting hit by a colleague’s pepper spray"

😂😂😂😂
Hennepin County dispatch got a panicked call from a Department of Homeland Security supervisor in Minneapolis requesting assistance because “we only have a few officers but we have 60-70 agitators fighting them.” Hennepin deputies didn’t witness any attacks on agents.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
ICE agents call for backup during Minneapolis traffic stop, bystanders hurl insults and snowballs
Hennepin County Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to a call for help from an agent who said 60 to 70 “agitators” were “fighting them.”
www.mprnews.org
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Politics are not a terribly accurate way to predict how a person will behave at an ethical crossroads; a far more accurate predictor is relative proximity to power.
Well, there's a photo I never expected to see in my life. Noam Chomsky palling around with Steve Bannon.
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM