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@devilvaginamagic.bsky.social
social worker here for the Kansas 🌻🌾 kids

i ❤️ quantitative data, social policy, evidence-based practices, spicy kids, KS hx, ethical felonies

passionate abt reforming juvenile justice & child welfare systems

"Practically Ariana Grande" -Gary B

#ksleg
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Tired: Call of Duty: Black Ops
Wired: Call of Duty: Blah Cops
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Oreouroboros
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:

splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Never. We literally didn't elect the person who took down a sex work site for that.
At what point does the New York Times get charged as organizationally conspiring to abet human trafficking of minors.
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Soups and sandwiches to terrify the klan
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
How about a show?
youtu.be/LKfiDJvu9lc?...
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is a 1st semester class, and probably what leads to a not-insignificant number of drop outs. My program "lost" an evangelical during the first semester. The rest of us all loved our diversity, oppression and social justice class
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Imagine warning people from a city with paved roads and funded schools and sidewalks and hospitals and corner delis to not come to Missouri 😂
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Se...
Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
One of the many reasons I adore my grandpa--this text he just sent:

"Costco has switched to different organic peanut butter today. I bought it. Instead of 50 180 calorie servings for $9.99 it's 50 190 calories servings $9.49. 10 calories per penny [instead of] of nine!"
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Media Release: Kansas Becomes First State to Reject Trump’s Redistricting Scheme #ksleg #redistricting #kansas
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Just had the thought that for all the mispronunciation of Mamdani's name in the debates and elsewhere, no one managed to call him by his prescription drug name:
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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#MISSINGPERSON STILL #MISSING!!! PLEASE CONTINUE TO SHARE/PRINT/POST REANNA GREER'S FLYER!!! SHE IS MISSING FROM IOLA, KANSAS!!!

@annettelawless.bsky.social #KansasMissing #MissingInKS #MissingInKansas #MissingKansan #Iola #Kansas
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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#MISSINGPERSON #MISSING PLEASE SHARE/PRINT/POST!!! BREAUNA MARIE RUSSELL (aka BREAUNA MARIE WEST) (GREAT BEND, KANSAS)!!!

@annettelawless.bsky.social #KansasMissing #MissingInKS #MissingInKansas #MissingKansan #GreatBend #Kansas
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I've been a social worker for a while, and I've encountered situations most people just don't imagine.

In the unexpected-but-not-surprising category falls 'trying to explain circumcision to an adult today'

She's fluent, but not a native speaker of English.
November 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Did someone put ketamine in the candy? My hands forget which century they belong to. I keep trying to plug the moon back in but it’s humming too loud. The elevator keeps yelling at those fifteen dolphins to get a job. Everything smells like lowercase letters and THE DUCKS KNOW EVERYTHING!
November 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The fucking Israeli government is advertising against Hamas? ??

Fuck both y'all, free Palestine
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM