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@devilvaginamagic.bsky.social
social worker here for the Kansas 🌻🌾 kids

i ❤️ quantitative data, social policy, evidence-based practices, spicy kids, KS hx, ethical felonies

passionate abt reforming juvenile justice & child welfare systems

"Practically Ariana Grande" -Gary B

#ksleg
I got COVID for the first time this year, sx started 8/25.

Yesterday I was at the ER for chest wall pain so severe I couldn't wash my hair. I can't stop coughing bc I get asthma sx after URIs. I'm still coughing almost 3 mos later. I'm EXHAUSTED.

COVID sucks. Got boosted again bc I'm so over it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My bf has been trying eggplant recipes from the wok and elsewhere and it's amazing. I don't often use recipes to make Asian sauces, just go on vibes, he follows them to the t. It's fun.
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
There's some useful work NCMEC does but they also drive me nuts. If a trafficking victim also commits crimes, they don't get posted.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
@pandasophist.bsky.social damn I missed this line in our Jesus puns.
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I figured out last week that a teenager with a Google account can use it to log into Only Fans. We believe this kid is selling material there

I absolutely do not think Google should share age for people who use it to sign in, but at least don't let minors use it to access their exploiters.
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Literally as soon as I got a brand new $550 occlusal guard I found the list one I didn't $900 on. I couldn't find it because it's clear plastic in the corner of a bathroom behind the sink.

So now I have $1650 of mouth guards in my shower. At least I can pick if I prefer top or bottom now
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Our weather is *exciting* tomorrow
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Saw a guy yesterday with rip Charlie kirk on his back window and I was like wtf
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I didn't know Lawrence went fare free. Used to only be students. Kansas city isn't for much longer.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
That's why we work in Kansas 🤣 just can't afford to live there, much less California where I grew up.

There's awful shit here but the queer communities are thriving. I'm actually trying to get my cousins to move to Lawrence so we can be close
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Lol I just hired a new yorker.
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM