🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit
@desmigeo.bsky.social
Science enjoyer. Oaf of Competence Paladin. Observer that the existence of Action Comics implies the existence of Equal and Opposite Reaction Comics
Reconstruction didn't stick, time for a do-over
Sometimes reposts are just so I can find something again
Reconstruction didn't stick, time for a do-over
Sometimes reposts are just so I can find something again
WeRateDogs is watching out for us against billionaires who would sell us out to the government, fascist or otherwise (but obvs fascists will right now) 14/10 would help break out of the camps
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 AM
WeRateDogs is watching out for us against billionaires who would sell us out to the government, fascist or otherwise (but obvs fascists will right now) 14/10 would help break out of the camps
Larry Bond ... Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time
a man in a brown robe with a hood on his head is standing in the desert .
ALT: a man in a brown robe with a hood on his head is standing in the desert .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Larry Bond ... Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
I’d buy it
Gift shop in the Minneapolis airport is selling "ICE OUT of St. Paul" posters next to cute onesies and fridge magnets.
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I’d buy it
Well sparky is in all these videos, but you can't see him because he's a ghost now. All that is left of him is a dim shadowy figure and a tiny shiver of wind
Why yes I have been watching too many videos debunking cold-read hucksters why do you ask?
Why yes I have been watching too many videos debunking cold-read hucksters why do you ask?
February 9, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Well sparky is in all these videos, but you can't see him because he's a ghost now. All that is left of him is a dim shadowy figure and a tiny shiver of wind
Why yes I have been watching too many videos debunking cold-read hucksters why do you ask?
Why yes I have been watching too many videos debunking cold-read hucksters why do you ask?
These are, from back to fore, Stella, Snoofl, and Ginger
February 8, 2026 at 7:56 AM
These are, from back to fore, Stella, Snoofl, and Ginger
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i started researching Russian disinfo networks in 2014 and writing about them in 2015 and the sheer amount of smug online assholes who dismissed every piece of reporting as CIA propaganda or whatever will never not piss me off
Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 AM
i started researching Russian disinfo networks in 2014 and writing about them in 2015 and the sheer amount of smug online assholes who dismissed every piece of reporting as CIA propaganda or whatever will never not piss me off
Oh okay. I want to say that Snoopy had a brother
*googles*
Oh I was thinking of 'Spike' who had a mustache that could be hispanic-coded and wore a more fedora-ish hat, and lived in Needles CA which is in the Mojave desert, so that's why I thought you were right
*googles*
Oh I was thinking of 'Spike' who had a mustache that could be hispanic-coded and wore a more fedora-ish hat, and lived in Needles CA which is in the Mojave desert, so that's why I thought you were right
February 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Oh okay. I want to say that Snoopy had a brother
*googles*
Oh I was thinking of 'Spike' who had a mustache that could be hispanic-coded and wore a more fedora-ish hat, and lived in Needles CA which is in the Mojave desert, so that's why I thought you were right
*googles*
Oh I was thinking of 'Spike' who had a mustache that could be hispanic-coded and wore a more fedora-ish hat, and lived in Needles CA which is in the Mojave desert, so that's why I thought you were right
Yeah there was some oof in later Peanuts
These days I stick with Christmas, Great Pumpkin, and random strips of sad bald kid tryina get through life
These days I stick with Christmas, Great Pumpkin, and random strips of sad bald kid tryina get through life
February 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Yeah there was some oof in later Peanuts
These days I stick with Christmas, Great Pumpkin, and random strips of sad bald kid tryina get through life
These days I stick with Christmas, Great Pumpkin, and random strips of sad bald kid tryina get through life
And as an erstwhile Texan I’m also a fan of breakfast tacos but not gonna pretend theyre canon or anything
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
And as an erstwhile Texan I’m also a fan of breakfast tacos but not gonna pretend theyre canon or anything
And yeah at least the story Ive heard is that like nachos, tacos are named after a dude.
February 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
And yeah at least the story Ive heard is that like nachos, tacos are named after a dude.
I’m gonna stan for taco as a class not a recipe. Bean & cheese tacos, fish tacos, pork carnitas tacos, beef tacos, chicken tacos, all fine. Also best with tortillas de maíz (I prefer soft but Taco used fried)
and for gringo tacos yeah flour is fine
and for gringo tacos yeah flour is fine
February 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I’m gonna stan for taco as a class not a recipe. Bean & cheese tacos, fish tacos, pork carnitas tacos, beef tacos, chicken tacos, all fine. Also best with tortillas de maíz (I prefer soft but Taco used fried)
and for gringo tacos yeah flour is fine
and for gringo tacos yeah flour is fine
Well they're an amateur evolutionary biologist who's very passionate about it and supports their habit by working as an exotic chef so........
February 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Well they're an amateur evolutionary biologist who's very passionate about it and supports their habit by working as an exotic chef so........
Or rather not the good guy but the badass villain-you-love-to-hate and is secretly right
For real, no MAGA ever did X-wing-pilot cosplay, they do Boba Fett, Stormtrooper, or Vader.
And the vanishingly small crew who are Trek fans do Klingon cosplay
For real, no MAGA ever did X-wing-pilot cosplay, they do Boba Fett, Stormtrooper, or Vader.
And the vanishingly small crew who are Trek fans do Klingon cosplay
February 7, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Or rather not the good guy but the badass villain-you-love-to-hate and is secretly right
For real, no MAGA ever did X-wing-pilot cosplay, they do Boba Fett, Stormtrooper, or Vader.
And the vanishingly small crew who are Trek fans do Klingon cosplay
For real, no MAGA ever did X-wing-pilot cosplay, they do Boba Fett, Stormtrooper, or Vader.
And the vanishingly small crew who are Trek fans do Klingon cosplay
ouch hey you're not supposed to see me like that
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
ouch hey you're not supposed to see me like that
It's odd that none of them name their weird fascist shit after Heinlein stuff
He's got it all. Fake libertarianism, actual fascism, open love of eugenics, incest, hot singles schtuping author inserts, obsession with longevity, whole shebang
Seems like a MAGA techbro's sweaty fever dream
He's got it all. Fake libertarianism, actual fascism, open love of eugenics, incest, hot singles schtuping author inserts, obsession with longevity, whole shebang
Seems like a MAGA techbro's sweaty fever dream
February 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
It's odd that none of them name their weird fascist shit after Heinlein stuff
He's got it all. Fake libertarianism, actual fascism, open love of eugenics, incest, hot singles schtuping author inserts, obsession with longevity, whole shebang
Seems like a MAGA techbro's sweaty fever dream
He's got it all. Fake libertarianism, actual fascism, open love of eugenics, incest, hot singles schtuping author inserts, obsession with longevity, whole shebang
Seems like a MAGA techbro's sweaty fever dream
Yall I just got a timeline cleanse from a political post wtf is even happening
February 6, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Yall I just got a timeline cleanse from a political post wtf is even happening
Genuinely wholesome timeline cleanse from a government press conference you guys
Seriously sound on
Seriously sound on
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Genuinely wholesome timeline cleanse from a government press conference you guys
Seriously sound on
Seriously sound on
Also my brain decided it's like they stole that D from the Duffy the Vampire Slayer font and I can't stop giggling
send help
send help
February 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Also my brain decided it's like they stole that D from the Duffy the Vampire Slayer font and I can't stop giggling
send help
send help
Hmm font selection and whatever my visual processing condition is means that I now have
"Lodecraft's Broop"
stuck in my head
"Lodecraft's Broop"
stuck in my head
February 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Hmm font selection and whatever my visual processing condition is means that I now have
"Lodecraft's Broop"
stuck in my head
"Lodecraft's Broop"
stuck in my head
The whole world coming together to remind him that he chose evil
It gives me hope for the world
It gives me hope for the world
February 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
The whole world coming together to remind him that he chose evil
It gives me hope for the world
It gives me hope for the world
Part of it is we’re often told that racism is rooted in hatred. Which is true but misleading
Most white people know and like a few black people and think this means they don’t hate
So they can hold deeeeply racist prejudices butpretend to be ‘not racist’ because of the one black friend thing
Most white people know and like a few black people and think this means they don’t hate
So they can hold deeeeply racist prejudices butpretend to be ‘not racist’ because of the one black friend thing
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Part of it is we’re often told that racism is rooted in hatred. Which is true but misleading
Most white people know and like a few black people and think this means they don’t hate
So they can hold deeeeply racist prejudices butpretend to be ‘not racist’ because of the one black friend thing
Most white people know and like a few black people and think this means they don’t hate
So they can hold deeeeply racist prejudices butpretend to be ‘not racist’ because of the one black friend thing
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GARY GYGAX: hey you get that drawing of wererats done for the monster manual?
DAVE TRAMPIER: sure did Gary - real sexually available and enticing just like you asked
GARY GYGAX: ... alright. okay. thats fine
DAVE TRAMPIER: sure did Gary - real sexually available and enticing just like you asked
GARY GYGAX: ... alright. okay. thats fine
February 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
GARY GYGAX: hey you get that drawing of wererats done for the monster manual?
DAVE TRAMPIER: sure did Gary - real sexually available and enticing just like you asked
GARY GYGAX: ... alright. okay. thats fine
DAVE TRAMPIER: sure did Gary - real sexually available and enticing just like you asked
GARY GYGAX: ... alright. okay. thats fine
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My story on Elon Musk cutting safeguards at xAI is on the front page of today's @washingtonpost.com. I’m also among 100’s of reporters laid off. I absolutely loved my job my brilliant coworkers & the thrill of reporting @ the center of forces upending the world: AI & Silicon Valley’s political power
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
My story on Elon Musk cutting safeguards at xAI is on the front page of today's @washingtonpost.com. I’m also among 100’s of reporters laid off. I absolutely loved my job my brilliant coworkers & the thrill of reporting @ the center of forces upending the world: AI & Silicon Valley’s political power