🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit
@desmigeo.bsky.social
Science enjoyer. Oaf of Competence Paladin. Observer that the existence of Action Comics implies the existence of Equal and Opposite Reaction Comics
Reconstruction didn't stick, time for a do-over
Sometimes reposts are just so I can find something again
Reconstruction didn't stick, time for a do-over
Sometimes reposts are just so I can find something again
I see yours prefers the mouse hand. Daxi prefers the ASDF hand
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I see yours prefers the mouse hand. Daxi prefers the ASDF hand
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
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October 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
iykyk
iykyk
What if Cerberus, but just sun snuggling?
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
What if Cerberus, but just sun snuggling?
Also her murder instinct is kinda why I buy the whole dogs aren't a new species taxonomic argument, just a subspecies of gray wolf - not Canis familiaris, but Canis lupus familiaris subspecies of Canis lupus, with gray wolves being Canis lupus lupus
Here she asserts her authority
She has ears
Here she asserts her authority
She has ears
October 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Also her murder instinct is kinda why I buy the whole dogs aren't a new species taxonomic argument, just a subspecies of gray wolf - not Canis familiaris, but Canis lupus familiaris subspecies of Canis lupus, with gray wolves being Canis lupus lupus
Here she asserts her authority
She has ears
Here she asserts her authority
She has ears
Ginger has a sister that looks just like Maude
Ginger isn't ginger, but she's the picture of dignitude
Ginger isn't ginger, but she's the picture of dignitude
October 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ginger has a sister that looks just like Maude
Ginger isn't ginger, but she's the picture of dignitude
Ginger isn't ginger, but she's the picture of dignitude
Augh dang it we have tickets for this show and mrs fake crab just tested suuuuper positive for covid so our hang will be a full-on self-quarantine
September 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Augh dang it we have tickets for this show and mrs fake crab just tested suuuuper positive for covid so our hang will be a full-on self-quarantine
Snoofl sez Happy International Dog Day y’all
August 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Snoofl sez Happy International Dog Day y’all
This is among the top ten truest Non-The-Far-Side comic panels in modern history
August 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This is among the top ten truest Non-The-Far-Side comic panels in modern history
Additional data for cross comparison and validation
August 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Additional data for cross comparison and validation
Or this pardner with a face like a seismic focal mechanism plot (beach ball plot)
July 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Or this pardner with a face like a seismic focal mechanism plot (beach ball plot)
Just this dude
July 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just this dude
relatable, because this is how my beard turned white
June 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
relatable, because this is how my beard turned white
There's a reason my widget is
June 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
There's a reason my widget is
I had a new jumper last year that I wouldn't have even recognized as a jumper if it weren't for the TAtSiYH video on zebra jumpers and jumper eyesight.
Sat down and saw this guy and thought it was a weird green lynx variant until I saw it turning to face my hand every time I moved it
Sat down and saw this guy and thought it was a weird green lynx variant until I saw it turning to face my hand every time I moved it
June 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I had a new jumper last year that I wouldn't have even recognized as a jumper if it weren't for the TAtSiYH video on zebra jumpers and jumper eyesight.
Sat down and saw this guy and thought it was a weird green lynx variant until I saw it turning to face my hand every time I moved it
Sat down and saw this guy and thought it was a weird green lynx variant until I saw it turning to face my hand every time I moved it
The pigeon buzzard is happy to perch on your lightpost as necessary. ‘Sup yall
May 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The pigeon buzzard is happy to perch on your lightpost as necessary. ‘Sup yall
THE NATIONAL WAGGER SERVICE HAS ISSUED AN EXTREME REDONK WARNING FOR ALL OF THISONE AND NEXTOVER COUNTIES EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
THE PUBLIC IS ADVISED TO GO OUTSIDE AND RUN AROUND OR JUST MELT IN PLACE BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS ITS SO DAMN REDONK
THE PUBLIC IS ADVISED TO GO OUTSIDE AND RUN AROUND OR JUST MELT IN PLACE BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS ITS SO DAMN REDONK
May 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
THE NATIONAL WAGGER SERVICE HAS ISSUED AN EXTREME REDONK WARNING FOR ALL OF THISONE AND NEXTOVER COUNTIES EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
THE PUBLIC IS ADVISED TO GO OUTSIDE AND RUN AROUND OR JUST MELT IN PLACE BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS ITS SO DAMN REDONK
THE PUBLIC IS ADVISED TO GO OUTSIDE AND RUN AROUND OR JUST MELT IN PLACE BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS ITS SO DAMN REDONK
And because humans so quickly want more, I’m very slightly sad every time a frog starts calling and Merlin is just sitting there telling me about that same blue jay that’s been calling for the last five minutes
But if you happen to live in the right place, backyard frogging can be fun too
But if you happen to live in the right place, backyard frogging can be fun too
May 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
And because humans so quickly want more, I’m very slightly sad every time a frog starts calling and Merlin is just sitting there telling me about that same blue jay that’s been calling for the last five minutes
But if you happen to live in the right place, backyard frogging can be fun too
But if you happen to live in the right place, backyard frogging can be fun too
Trump take toy
April 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Trump take toy
I feel bad that he can't add gratuituous cat video. Here's gratuitous cat PNG where she poses with its latest kill photography if this helps
April 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I feel bad that he can't add gratuituous cat video. Here's gratuitous cat PNG where she poses with its latest kill photography if this helps
Okay sure, *waves arms at all this shit* but hear me out
Lookit the frawg!!
Lookit the frawg!!
April 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Okay sure, *waves arms at all this shit* but hear me out
Lookit the frawg!!
Lookit the frawg!!
Meanwhile, progressives do the same thing but wholesome
April 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Meanwhile, progressives do the same thing but wholesome
Hello Stella and Stella from Stella and her faithful sofa, Snoofl
March 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hello Stella and Stella from Stella and her faithful sofa, Snoofl
Snoofl the Snoot and Lucy the Carpet Scourge, plus a bonus — the fist frog to be chillin at casa de fake crab this spring
March 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Snoofl the Snoot and Lucy the Carpet Scourge, plus a bonus — the fist frog to be chillin at casa de fake crab this spring
“We are currently clean on OPSEC”
March 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“We are currently clean on OPSEC”