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Derwen
@derwen.bsky.social
Father and husband and cat person; percussionist, hiker, mycophile and educator.

On the advice of my physician, I post my earworms.

In the Old Country I went by Pezizales Pizzicato

User #1,533,716! WOOO!
Can't believe I'm just discovering this thread!
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Really looking forward to reading this. And that picture is SOOOO beautiful!
February 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
A truly fascinating (and stunning) felid. If I were forced to choose a favorite wild cat, I might have to go with the snow leopard.
A thing I learned is that snow leopards communicate by scent marking, particularly peeing and rubbing on rocks.

And they do it so well that a fresh mark can be smelled, very well, by humans....for MORE THAN A MONTH.

Cat pee x 5000
www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
The secrets of snow leopard mating season
For a few fleeting weeks each winter, the famously elusive cats emerge from solitude, calling across the mountains in search of a mate.
www.nationalgeographic.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Dessert is served as the band plays "Marchin' Through Georgia."
February 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
February 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Oh, he would have been all over Epstein island.
February 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Compassion takes many forms.
the energy we need rn
February 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Her embouchure needs a bit of work.
Jeanne Moreau and Miles, 1957.
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Currently merging all inputs and outputs into a 3d-printed cloaca.
February 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
There's a great poem (wish I could remember the author) about New Yorkers trying to dig out of a monster of a storm with plastic shovels they just bought from the corner bodega...and failing miserably.
February 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Damn! That and a small, round shield and you're ready for the Colosseum.
February 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I find coal shovels work well if you need to break up ice.
February 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
What's your best shovel?
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Shout out for some solid citizenship!
I cut a path through this snowbank since no one else seemed to be willing to do it. It took about a half hour and my best shovel (solid ice and frozen snow) but I got it done and didnโ€™t give myself a heart attack!๐Ÿ˜…
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Oh, grow up! (Just kidding. Never change.)
February 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
That's what is so delightful about this Onion clip:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGgp...
Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I was agnostic that it was an actual self-shitting (despite the weird sound) until I saw his staff's panic. They know when an urgent diaper change has to be done.
February 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Reposted by Derwen
February 2, 1913: American poet Joyce Kilmer writes his famous poem "Trees" in Mahwah, New Jersey.

Kilmer died fighting at the Second Battle of Marne in France in 1918.
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Yes, definitely elicited a polite "heh"!
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
...targeting an American nurse who works in the VA ICU, so an invader murdering a true hero. An invader that must be repelled.
February 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Well, sort of. It's from an unaccredited Bible college for rodents.
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
They are so damn charming! I spent a happy half hour last summer watching one chirp and grunt its way up a tree trunk.
February 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I honestly cant' relate, as I've never made a typo.
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Reposted by Derwen
Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
That is a charming typo on your part. I'm trying to think of a good Meiji pun but coming up short...
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM