Derek Nason (He/Him)
@dereknason.bsky.social
(NOT CURRENTLY POSTING REGULARLY) Writer. I come up w/ silly stories when I’m happy. I have a lovely wife & a stellar dog. I’m also a big fan of weed. I fixed my brain w/ therapy. I wear a mask in public for COVID reasons.
Hey friends. I’ll no longer be posting regularly. I’d like to get into the habit of posting something twice/month. In the meantime tho, not scrolling or posting feels amazing. Taker easy🫡
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Hey friends. I’ll no longer be posting regularly. I’d like to get into the habit of posting something twice/month. In the meantime tho, not scrolling or posting feels amazing. Taker easy🫡
I’m giving myself the gift of a 90% social media break until Oct. 15. I can still be found on BeReal & messaging apps. Everybody try to be nice to each other for a bit.
October 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’m giving myself the gift of a 90% social media break until Oct. 15. I can still be found on BeReal & messaging apps. Everybody try to be nice to each other for a bit.
The men used to say ‘holy jumpens’ way more than this.
September 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The men used to say ‘holy jumpens’ way more than this.
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This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.
2025, So Far
I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and talk to my dad in 1988, just before I was born, and tell him what it’s like to live in the future. I’d tell him all the amazing things that a...
kalebhorton.ghost.io
September 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.
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My dog had a perfectly solid, non-bloody poop today🕺
September 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My dog had a perfectly solid, non-bloody poop today🕺
Being called a NAZI prolly isn’t fun. Being a victim of NAZI behavior is certainly worse.
September 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Being called a NAZI prolly isn’t fun. Being a victim of NAZI behavior is certainly worse.
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
When someone’s currently in Ontario we can start saying they’re “On the Tarios.”
I’m such a friggin genius.
I’m such a friggin genius.
September 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
When someone’s currently in Ontario we can start saying they’re “On the Tarios.”
I’m such a friggin genius.
I’m such a friggin genius.
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Very healthy and pretty coyote this morning at the Arboretum.
September 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Very healthy and pretty coyote this morning at the Arboretum.
There was so much room for space piss at 2 this am.
The piss tank on the ISS is now 8% full.
September 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
There was so much room for space piss at 2 this am.
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Only an administration intent on committing war crimes in the present and future would stoop to calling Wounded Knee a "battle" rather than what it truly was: a massacre of over 250 Lakotas, mainly women, children, and the elderly. 1/
September 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Only an administration intent on committing war crimes in the present and future would stoop to calling Wounded Knee a "battle" rather than what it truly was: a massacre of over 250 Lakotas, mainly women, children, and the elderly. 1/
Remember in the 90s we used to say “sucks the big one?” Who do u think the big one belonged to?
September 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Remember in the 90s we used to say “sucks the big one?” Who do u think the big one belonged to?
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I am begging Canadians to understand that Canada Post, like public transit, should not be a business - it's a service.
Canada Post is a lifeline for rural, remote and Northern communities and overall, we need to re-evaluate why people think they "need" random shit delivered ASAP.
Canada Post is a lifeline for rural, remote and Northern communities and overall, we need to re-evaluate why people think they "need" random shit delivered ASAP.
The government is reducing service standards and Canada Post’s biggest advantage: its nationwide network.
This plan is about cutting back the postal service instead of investing to give it new revenue tools through things like postal banking. It’s shameful.
This plan is about cutting back the postal service instead of investing to give it new revenue tools through things like postal banking. It’s shameful.
Liberal government frees Canada Post to end home delivery, close some post offices | CBC News
With Canada Post on track to lose $1.5 billion in 2025 and contract discussions between the union and the corporation stalled, the federal government is embarking on a modernization plan it says will ...
www.cbc.ca
September 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I am begging Canadians to understand that Canada Post, like public transit, should not be a business - it's a service.
Canada Post is a lifeline for rural, remote and Northern communities and overall, we need to re-evaluate why people think they "need" random shit delivered ASAP.
Canada Post is a lifeline for rural, remote and Northern communities and overall, we need to re-evaluate why people think they "need" random shit delivered ASAP.
Y’all know Werner Herzog has an Instagram now, eh?
September 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Y’all know Werner Herzog has an Instagram now, eh?
If you need to feel powerful, like someone’s post then remove your like.
September 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you need to feel powerful, like someone’s post then remove your like.
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⚡️Ukraine shoots down Russian Su-34 bomber over Zaporizhzhia Oblast, Air Force says.
The Su-34 jet was shot down at around 4 a.m. local time, the Air Force said. The warplane had reportedly been attacking the city of Zaporizhzhia with guided aerial bombs at the time of the strike.
The Su-34 jet was shot down at around 4 a.m. local time, the Air Force said. The warplane had reportedly been attacking the city of Zaporizhzhia with guided aerial bombs at the time of the strike.
Ukraine shoots down Russian Su-34 bomber over Zaporizhzhia Oblast, Air Force says
The Su-34 jet was shot down at around 4 a.m. local time in the Zaporizhzhia sector of the front line, the Air Force said. The warplane had reportedly been attacking the city of Zaporizhzhia with guide...
kyivindependent.com
September 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
⚡️Ukraine shoots down Russian Su-34 bomber over Zaporizhzhia Oblast, Air Force says.
The Su-34 jet was shot down at around 4 a.m. local time, the Air Force said. The warplane had reportedly been attacking the city of Zaporizhzhia with guided aerial bombs at the time of the strike.
The Su-34 jet was shot down at around 4 a.m. local time, the Air Force said. The warplane had reportedly been attacking the city of Zaporizhzhia with guided aerial bombs at the time of the strike.
Nothing in the Basement by Romie Stott is such a wonderful, scary, funny, sad, beautiful book. Get a copy as soon as you can.
September 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Nothing in the Basement by Romie Stott is such a wonderful, scary, funny, sad, beautiful book. Get a copy as soon as you can.
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Mario Guevara has been detained by ICE for more than 100 days in retaliation for his reporting — even though a judge ordered his release on bond.
An immigration court just ruled Mario could be deported at any moment. ICE must free him now.
An immigration court just ruled Mario could be deported at any moment. ICE must free him now.
Free Mario Guevara
ICE detained journalist Mario Guevara for over 100 days for his reporting, despite orders that he be released on bond. Now, an immigration board has issued a final removal order - and he could be deported at any minute.
action.aclu.org
September 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Mario Guevara has been detained by ICE for more than 100 days in retaliation for his reporting — even though a judge ordered his release on bond.
An immigration court just ruled Mario could be deported at any moment. ICE must free him now.
An immigration court just ruled Mario could be deported at any moment. ICE must free him now.
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Worked up a poster for Sinners - that cross section of horror movies, period pieces, and roots music checks an awful lot of my boxes, and heavens but it was beautifully made.
September 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Worked up a poster for Sinners - that cross section of horror movies, period pieces, and roots music checks an awful lot of my boxes, and heavens but it was beautifully made.
I held onto someone while they were being raptured and God laughed and said: “I thought someone would try that.”
September 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I held onto someone while they were being raptured and God laughed and said: “I thought someone would try that.”
Not sure if you heard but the piss tank on the ISS was recently 51% full.
The piss tank on the ISS is now 51% full.
September 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Not sure if you heard but the piss tank on the ISS was recently 51% full.