Derek Nason (He/Him)
@dereknason.bsky.social
(NOT CURRENTLY POSTING REGULARLY) Writer. I come up w/ silly stories when I’m happy. I have a lovely wife & a stellar dog. I’m also a big fan of weed. I fixed my brain w/ therapy. I wear a mask in public for COVID reasons.
I’m giving myself the gift of a 90% social media break until Oct. 15. I can still be found on BeReal & messaging apps. Everybody try to be nice to each other for a bit.
October 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’m giving myself the gift of a 90% social media break until Oct. 15. I can still be found on BeReal & messaging apps. Everybody try to be nice to each other for a bit.
Nothing in the Basement by Romie Stott is such a wonderful, scary, funny, sad, beautiful book. Get a copy as soon as you can.
September 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Nothing in the Basement by Romie Stott is such a wonderful, scary, funny, sad, beautiful book. Get a copy as soon as you can.
ALWAYS BE CANCELLING your Disney+ & other ABC affiliated subscriptions.
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
ALWAYS BE CANCELLING your Disney+ & other ABC affiliated subscriptions.
When I head out before fully assembling my optimism.
September 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When I head out before fully assembling my optimism.
I want to show you guys my personal impression of facial hair that I’ve been working on.
September 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I want to show you guys my personal impression of facial hair that I’ve been working on.
🕺Woodland, Fresh Laundry, & Bohemia🕺
September 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
🕺Woodland, Fresh Laundry, & Bohemia🕺
Don’t worry, she’s fine.
September 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Don’t worry, she’s fine.
I stole some pirate gold, beautiful gold, there were lots of angry skeletons, I had the US Military explode them, then I woke up with this.
August 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I stole some pirate gold, beautiful gold, there were lots of angry skeletons, I had the US Military explode them, then I woke up with this.
Spike’s hair in the musical episode reminds me of uncooked Mr. Noodles
August 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Spike’s hair in the musical episode reminds me of uncooked Mr. Noodles
“Here I am with my dog(s).”
“Here I am with my human.”
Classic.
“Here I am with my human.”
Classic.
August 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
“Here I am with my dog(s).”
“Here I am with my human.”
Classic.
“Here I am with my human.”
Classic.
Congratulations! Brought the good stuff down from the attic🎉
August 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Congratulations! Brought the good stuff down from the attic🎉
I read this in my head as “Rye-ver” bc how could any human ever ask another human to raise a river for someone’s bday?
August 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I read this in my head as “Rye-ver” bc how could any human ever ask another human to raise a river for someone’s bday?
I’m about to dox someone for the first time: this ICE agent’s real identity is Dean Cain
August 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I’m about to dox someone for the first time: this ICE agent’s real identity is Dean Cain
“You didn’t check Trivago? Haha. You have to check Trivago!”
August 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
“You didn’t check Trivago? Haha. You have to check Trivago!”
It has a little friend. And Penny hates both of them.
August 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
It has a little friend. And Penny hates both of them.
Is this guy still even allowed to CALL for things?
July 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Is this guy still even allowed to CALL for things?
Penny’s been preparing for this all week.
June 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Penny’s been preparing for this all week.
I put a glass down in my backyard a while back and a small world grew inside.
May 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I put a glass down in my backyard a while back and a small world grew inside.
What do you find more impressive: Trump’s big round numbers or China’s specific ones? I think the super specific numbers make it look like they know what they’re doing more.
April 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
What do you find more impressive: Trump’s big round numbers or China’s specific ones? I think the super specific numbers make it look like they know what they’re doing more.
Some lack the stamina for a Sunday doc series marathon.
April 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Some lack the stamina for a Sunday doc series marathon.
It’s sounds like a part of the German translation of this scene from Office Space
March 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It’s sounds like a part of the German translation of this scene from Office Space