De La Soulless
@delasoulless.bsky.social
Born with anxiety, expert over-thinker, and survivor of a boob assassination attempt. Tried to heal my spirit with yoga and Reiki, results have been mixed.
Apparently the key to my happiness is just pizza, petting dogs and watching Elf. Real high maintenance over here.
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Apparently the key to my happiness is just pizza, petting dogs and watching Elf. Real high maintenance over here.
Good news everyone, god has been speaking to my family members, but he only told them to fix their own sin. We’re all still okay.
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Good news everyone, god has been speaking to my family members, but he only told them to fix their own sin. We’re all still okay.
@wearedelasoul.com is releasing a new album and I’m counting down the days.
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
@wearedelasoul.com is releasing a new album and I’m counting down the days.
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Intrusive memory and my middle fingers whip out unbidden like Wolverine's blades.
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Intrusive memory and my middle fingers whip out unbidden like Wolverine's blades.
A special needs kid ripped a banana off the bunch I had on the checkout and bit into it devil’s b-hole first with the peel still on. I don’t even care about the banana, but I’ve never seen anyone do that. Not even Jim Carrey. #corememory
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
A special needs kid ripped a banana off the bunch I had on the checkout and bit into it devil’s b-hole first with the peel still on. I don’t even care about the banana, but I’ve never seen anyone do that. Not even Jim Carrey. #corememory
Wrong occasion party tonight. I’m “going” to a birthday party and I’m taking a special friend with me. Thanks, @sweetbee47.bsky.social , it’s the gift that keeps giving.
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Wrong occasion party tonight. I’m “going” to a birthday party and I’m taking a special friend with me. Thanks, @sweetbee47.bsky.social , it’s the gift that keeps giving.
Little IG confession: if I see a reel that is a duet where the 2nd person is forcing a laugh, I block both accounts. Get that shit out of my face.
October 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Little IG confession: if I see a reel that is a duet where the 2nd person is forcing a laugh, I block both accounts. Get that shit out of my face.
Had a tootsie pop today for the first time in decades. Umm, it was awful.
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Had a tootsie pop today for the first time in decades. Umm, it was awful.
I’ve seen some terrible, fake eyelashes in my day, but I’m glad she thinks I’m making eye contact instead of staring at those dead spiders on her face.
October 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’ve seen some terrible, fake eyelashes in my day, but I’m glad she thinks I’m making eye contact instead of staring at those dead spiders on her face.
Dr. Jill Stein is still incredibly quiet.
October 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Dr. Jill Stein is still incredibly quiet.
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Are you mocking me?
Person who put drawstrings on the outside, but sometimes on the inside: yes
Person who put drawstrings on the outside, but sometimes on the inside: yes
October 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Are you mocking me?
Person who put drawstrings on the outside, but sometimes on the inside: yes
Person who put drawstrings on the outside, but sometimes on the inside: yes
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Some of you didn't know me in my twitter dot com era, and it shows.
October 16, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Some of you didn't know me in my twitter dot com era, and it shows.
I had a dream that someone served lasagna for Thanksgiving and I chose to go hungry. Even in my dreams I do not want pasta layer cake.
October 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I had a dream that someone served lasagna for Thanksgiving and I chose to go hungry. Even in my dreams I do not want pasta layer cake.
10/9 and the Xmas commercials are in full swing.
October 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
10/9 and the Xmas commercials are in full swing.
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my job doesn’t pay me enough to think about work outside of work
October 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
my job doesn’t pay me enough to think about work outside of work
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You need to look in to your heart you piece of shit
October 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You need to look in to your heart you piece of shit
Apparently I come across as the go-to friend for sheet advice. So you could say I’m doing alright.
October 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Apparently I come across as the go-to friend for sheet advice. So you could say I’m doing alright.
If I knew my kid would be giving standup a go, I would have given him more trauma. Moms can’t get it right no matter what we do.
October 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If I knew my kid would be giving standup a go, I would have given him more trauma. Moms can’t get it right no matter what we do.
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Life is short. Take the cannoli.
October 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Life is short. Take the cannoli.
People with video cameras in every room of your house: wtf are you doing?
October 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
People with video cameras in every room of your house: wtf are you doing?
“The Great Soccer” is that like “The Great Pumpkin” or is it something else?
October 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“The Great Soccer” is that like “The Great Pumpkin” or is it something else?
If you get raptured tomorrow can I have your stuff?
September 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If you get raptured tomorrow can I have your stuff?
I think it’s time to come clean; I hate churros.
September 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I think it’s time to come clean; I hate churros.