DeckardPNNZ
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“There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.”
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Shitposts bsky.app/profile/shak...
The Empire Shitposts Back
Things to Shitpost in Denver When You’re Dead bsky.app/profile/cosm...
January 31, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Shitposts bsky.app/profile/shak...
Things to Shitpost in Denver When You’re Dead bsky.app/profile/cosm...
Reservoir Shitposts
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Shitposts
January 31, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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Tramp the Dirt Down. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
Judith Collins ‘the Margaret Thatcher of NZ’, Sir John Key says
The former prime minister called the outgoing MP the “Margaret Thatcher of New Zealand”.
www.stuff.co.nz
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Tramp the Dirt Down. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
January 23, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I get the feeling that we are close to finding out that the governments big plan for the economy, is to get everyone to selling Amway.
January 19, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I get the feeling that we are close to finding out that the governments big plan for the economy, is to get everyone to selling Amway.
To paraphrase, People that give me lots of money don't like this.
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Luxon on potential rethink of Auckland intensification after State of the Nation speech
Speaking to reporters after his State of the Nation speech, Christopher Luxon says the conversation in Auckland was about "how much densification" and "where it happens."
www.rnz.co.nz
January 19, 2026 at 7:07 AM
To paraphrase, People that give me lots of money don't like this.
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Sounds like they've been dry humpting the economy for the last two Years. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
Watch live: ‘Two years of grind, but things are turning around,’ PM says in State of Nation speech
Fixing the basics and building the future. That was the message from Prime Minister Christopher Luxon as he gave his State of the Nation address in Auckland on Monday.
www.stuff.co.nz
January 19, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Sounds like they've been dry humpting the economy for the last two Years. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
All throbbing, no gristle bsky.app/profile/kent...
All U, no 2
All Screaming, no Meemees bsky.app/profile/dyla...
January 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
All throbbing, no gristle bsky.app/profile/kent...
All Screaming, no Meemees bsky.app/profile/dyla...
All push, no push
All shape no shifter
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
All Screaming, no Meemees bsky.app/profile/dyla...
If they remade Olympus Has Fallen today the North Koreans would be the good guys.
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
If they remade Olympus Has Fallen today the North Koreans would be the good guys.
The problem being, when "neat" people have an almost evangelical belief in their neatness and try and impose it on everyone else. Have had trouble with that at a couple of workplaces.
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Some people are neat, we are not those people and that is OK
Some of it is being prolific collectors as we both are and I dare say some of it is an inability to concentrate on boring shit like tidying up
Some of it is being prolific collectors as we both are and I dare say some of it is an inability to concentrate on boring shit like tidying up
January 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The problem being, when "neat" people have an almost evangelical belief in their neatness and try and impose it on everyone else. Have had trouble with that at a couple of workplaces.
bsky.app/profile/foxy...
bsky.app/profile/foxy...
bsky.app/profile/juha... Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
December 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
bsky.app/profile/juha... Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
December 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Made the mistake of popping into the office to pick up something I'd left there and have been reminded what bullying micromanger the guy I used to report to is.
December 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Made the mistake of popping into the office to pick up something I'd left there and have been reminded what bullying micromanger the guy I used to report to is.
That or you get pummelled by a barrage of canned goods. bsky.app/profile/step...
If you're at a packed supermarket and you see a harassed mum with children hanging off the trolley, you can say "you're doing a good job mum!" and it will perk her up for like, the next two aisles.
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
That or you get pummelled by a barrage of canned goods. bsky.app/profile/step...
It's not just vacuums that nature abhors. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/david-sey...
'Going green': David Seymour's car buried under branches in freak tree accident
'I put something under the tree ... but it’s gone horribly wrong.'
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December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's not just vacuums that nature abhors. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/david-sey...
A Saturday Soliloquy: Richardson & Willis debt debate assumes 1991-style austerity worked, that NZ faces being locked out of global markets, that the NZ Super Fund doesn't exist & that households can borrow much more #nzpol open.substack.com/pub/thekaka/...
A debt debate that is frozen in time & ideology
Richardson & Willis debt debate assumes 1991-style austerity worked, that NZ faces being locked out of global markets, that the NZ Super Fund doesn't exist & that households can borrow much more
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December 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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It'd be like an episode of Jackass if they did economics. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
'Anytime, anywhere': Nicola Willis challenges Ruth Richardson to debate
The Taxpayers' Union is poised to launch a "pressure campaign" targeting Nicola Willis.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It'd be like an episode of Jackass if they did economics. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Apparently the Greens low polling is all Chris Hipkins fault.
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Apparently the Greens low polling is all Chris Hipkins fault.
Fuck me, what a jumped up little narcissist!
If he was any further up his own arse he'd be inside out.
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
If he was any further up his own arse he'd be inside out.
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
‘Oh, hell yeah. Don’t you worry about that’ - Luxon thinks the 2026 election is in the bag
Luxon said the Government was doing ‘a serious turnaround job’, not like the ‘bit of a realignment’ carried out by the Key government in 2008.
www.stuff.co.nz
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Fuck me, what a jumped up little narcissist!
If he was any further up his own arse he'd be inside out.
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
If he was any further up his own arse he'd be inside out.
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
Work microwave go boom (we assume it went boom, no one is owning up to having been using it when it happened).
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Work microwave go boom (we assume it went boom, no one is owning up to having been using it when it happened).
To summarise, if only Labour had listened during covid and done exactly what he said, we wouldn't be in this mess right now! www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
I see no party, in Government or Opposition, articulating the future NZ I want to see
“Watching the speeches from the Labour Party conference, I was struck less by what was said than by what was quietly, and consistently, left out,” says Ian Taylor.
www.stuff.co.nz
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
To summarise, if only Labour had listened during covid and done exactly what he said, we wouldn't be in this mess right now! www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...