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“There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.”
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Shitposts bsky.app/profile/shak...
The Empire Shitposts Back
Things to Shitpost in Denver When You’re Dead bsky.app/profile/cosm...
January 31, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Things to Shitpost in Denver When You’re Dead bsky.app/profile/cosm...
Reservoir Shitposts
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Shitposts
January 31, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Reposted by DeckardPNNZ
January 30, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Quote skeet a gif with a clue of where you’re from…

bsky.app/profile/manm...
January 23, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I get the feeling that we are close to finding out that the governments big plan for the economy, is to get everyone to selling Amway.
January 19, 2026 at 8:09 AM
All throbbing, no gristle bsky.app/profile/kent...
January 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
All Screaming, no Meemees bsky.app/profile/dyla...
All push, no push
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
January 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
If they remade Olympus Has Fallen today the North Koreans would be the good guys.
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
The problem being, when "neat" people have an almost evangelical belief in their neatness and try and impose it on everyone else. Have had trouble with that at a couple of workplaces.

bsky.app/profile/foxy...
Some people are neat, we are not those people and that is OK

Some of it is being prolific collectors as we both are and I dare say some of it is an inability to concentrate on boring shit like tidying up
January 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
bsky.app/profile/juha... Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Now, then ... what have we here?
December 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025

bsky.app/profile/crai...
December 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Made the mistake of popping into the office to pick up something I'd left there and have been reminded what bullying micromanger the guy I used to report to is.
December 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That or you get pummelled by a barrage of canned goods. bsky.app/profile/step...
If you're at a packed supermarket and you see a harassed mum with children hanging off the trolley, you can say "you're doing a good job mum!" and it will perk her up for like, the next two aisles.
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It's not just vacuums that nature abhors. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/david-sey...
'Going green': David Seymour's car buried under branches in freak tree accident
'I put something under the tree ... but it’s gone horribly wrong.'
www.nzherald.co.nz
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Reminds me of a film.

Dumb and Dumber

bsky.app/profile/bern...
A Saturday Soliloquy: Richardson & Willis debt debate assumes 1991-style austerity worked, that NZ faces being locked out of global markets, that the NZ Super Fund doesn't exist & that households can borrow much more #nzpol open.substack.com/pub/thekaka/...
A debt debate that is frozen in time & ideology
Richardson & Willis debt debate assumes 1991-style austerity worked, that NZ faces being locked out of global markets, that the NZ Super Fund doesn't exist & that households can borrow much more
open.substack.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Reposted by DeckardPNNZ
December 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM
It'd be like an episode of Jackass if they did economics. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
'Anytime, anywhere': Nicola Willis challenges Ruth Richardson to debate
The Taxpayers' Union is poised to launch a "pressure campaign" targeting Nicola Willis.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Apparently the Greens low polling is all Chris Hipkins fault.
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Fuck me, what a jumped up little narcissist!

If he was any further up his own arse he'd be inside out.

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
‘Oh, hell yeah. Don’t you worry about that’ - Luxon thinks the 2026 election is in the bag
Luxon said the Government was doing ‘a serious turnaround job’, not like the ‘bit of a realignment’ carried out by the Key government in 2008.
www.stuff.co.nz
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Work microwave go boom (we assume it went boom, no one is owning up to having been using it when it happened).
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
To summarise, if only Labour had listened during covid and done exactly what he said, we wouldn't be in this mess right now! www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
I see no party, in Government or Opposition, articulating the future NZ I want to see
“Watching the speeches from the Labour Party conference, I was struck less by what was said than by what was quietly, and consistently, left out,” says Ian Taylor.
www.stuff.co.nz
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM