DeckardPNNZ
@deckardpnnz.bsky.social
“There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.”
Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Every time I try to do it all now, baby
Am I on the run?
Why, why, why, why, why, baby?
If it's so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
bsky.app/profile/drne...
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Every time I try to do it all now, baby
Am I on the run?
Why, why, why, why, why, baby?
If it's so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
bsky.app/profile/drne...
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank…
In the drunk tank…
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Every time I try to do it all now, baby
Am I on the run?
Why, why, why, why, why, baby?
If it's so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
bsky.app/profile/drne...
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Every time I try to do it all now, baby
Am I on the run?
Why, why, why, why, why, baby?
If it's so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
bsky.app/profile/drne...
‘Absolutely not falling apart’ Luxon says of coalition as Peters and Seymour clash
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
‘Absolutely not falling apart’ Luxon says of coalition as Peters and Seymour clash
Anyone want to take a bet that Winston will depart this mortal realm before the new ferries arrive?
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
Winston Peters reveals new ferries deal, ‘saving billions’, says consultants ‘hijacked’ past plan
Winston Peters reveals cost of new Cook Strait ferries, says expensive consultants had “hijacked the project by adding more and more infrastructure”.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Anyone want to take a bet that Winston will depart this mortal realm before the new ferries arrive?
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
‘What’s happened?’: Major power outage at Parliament
Lights out in Parliament
www.stuff.co.nz
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Reposted by DeckardPNNZ
Guy that sits on the other side of the office to me eating pistacheos, so a popping sound ever 10-15 seconds.
Not the most annoying thing in the world, but fucking close!
Not the most annoying thing in the world, but fucking close!
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Guy that sits on the other side of the office to me eating pistacheos, so a popping sound ever 10-15 seconds.
Not the most annoying thing in the world, but fucking close!
Not the most annoying thing in the world, but fucking close!
Movie idea......
A New Zealand version of Robocop, but instead of an evil corporation, Murphys rebuilt by a guy in his garden shed, using parts from a Mk3 Cortina and a Gentle Annie washing machine.
A New Zealand version of Robocop, but instead of an evil corporation, Murphys rebuilt by a guy in his garden shed, using parts from a Mk3 Cortina and a Gentle Annie washing machine.
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Movie idea......
A New Zealand version of Robocop, but instead of an evil corporation, Murphys rebuilt by a guy in his garden shed, using parts from a Mk3 Cortina and a Gentle Annie washing machine.
A New Zealand version of Robocop, but instead of an evil corporation, Murphys rebuilt by a guy in his garden shed, using parts from a Mk3 Cortina and a Gentle Annie washing machine.
Government to criticise measles for not going in to arbitration first. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Measles outbreak set to throw exam plans into disarray
Secondary school exams start on Monday, but some students could be asked to stay home due to the measles outbreak.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Government to criticise measles for not going in to arbitration first. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Separated at birth?
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Separated at birth?
Reposted by DeckardPNNZ
Ok, who did this incredibly accurate thing??
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Ok, who did this incredibly accurate thing??
The basic takeaway from this is that, over time, Jim Bolger realised how damaging their economic policies had been. And that Ruth Richardson is a Psychopath.
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
Our economic reform was brave and saved NZ. Bolger and I did it together, says Ruth Richardson
Bolger and Ruth Richardson oversaw “The Mother of All Budgets” and the tough economic reforms that came to be widely known as “Ruthanasia”.
www.stuff.co.nz
October 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The basic takeaway from this is that, over time, Jim Bolger realised how damaging their economic policies had been. And that Ruth Richardson is a Psychopath.
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
I think of this every time I hear people talking about AI.
October 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I think of this every time I hear people talking about AI.
Shouldn't the storeworker in the Payap ad being sendng the stuff they bite off to the card company rather than swallowing it?
October 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Shouldn't the storeworker in the Payap ad being sendng the stuff they bite off to the card company rather than swallowing it?
Luxon looks like a really bad Harry Hill tribute act.
September 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Luxon looks like a really bad Harry Hill tribute act.
Sigourney Weaver is in The Mandalorian and Grogu 😃
September 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Sigourney Weaver is in The Mandalorian and Grogu 😃
Me on my way to the rapture. bsky.app/profile/ninj...
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Me on my way to the rapture. bsky.app/profile/ninj...
There was spelling mistake, and it was actually meant to be the "Rupture" so all the truly righteous will be in desperate need of a truss.
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
There was spelling mistake, and it was actually meant to be the "Rupture" so all the truly righteous will be in desperate need of a truss.
Luxon gives off the same vibe when he talks about the economy #nzpol www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAm...
Animal House - All Is Well!
YouTube video by jovichick7908
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September 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Luxon gives off the same vibe when he talks about the economy #nzpol www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAm...
Also, Hotblack Desiato is the name of a genuine Real Estate firm. bsky.app/profile/eduf...
Yeah, Dave Prowse may have played Darth Vader but did you know that he also played Hot Black Desiato's bodyguard in the BBC TV adaptation of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
September 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Also, Hotblack Desiato is the name of a genuine Real Estate firm. bsky.app/profile/eduf...
Seems appropriate today www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dPf...
Motherfucker Got Fucked Up
YouTube video by Folk Uke - Topic
www.youtube.com
September 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Seems appropriate today www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dPf...