DeckardPNNZ
@deckardpnnz.bsky.social
“There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.”
Separated at birth?
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Separated at birth?
The new ministerial vestments.
October 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The new ministerial vestments.
I think of this every time I hear people talking about AI.
October 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I think of this every time I hear people talking about AI.
I thought the clowns were meant to be to the left of me, not in the middle.
September 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I thought the clowns were meant to be to the left of me, not in the middle.
Luxon to tell National faithful 'we're turning the corner'
August 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Luxon to tell National faithful 'we're turning the corner'
If you want to know what the temperatures like tonight....
July 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
If you want to know what the temperatures like tonight....
Let me summarise it for you.
July 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Let me summarise it for you.
Would quite like to see a Muppet version of Silence of the Lambs.
June 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Would quite like to see a Muppet version of Silence of the Lambs.
Apparently driving a Ford Ranger means you can park wherever the fuck you want.
June 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Apparently driving a Ford Ranger means you can park wherever the fuck you want.
One News Poll analysis, as crap as usual.
June 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
One News Poll analysis, as crap as usual.
Wonka's experiment with Oompa Loompa DNA goes horribly wrong.
May 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Wonka's experiment with Oompa Loompa DNA goes horribly wrong.
I think this pretty much sums up the government and the budget.
May 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I think this pretty much sums up the government and the budget.
As opposed to calling them Rick?
May 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
As opposed to calling them Rick?
Growing up we always had a bottle of this in the cupboard.
May 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Growing up we always had a bottle of this in the cupboard.
If you look at David, all you need to be succesful is hard work, determination and a whole bunch of family trusts.
April 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If you look at David, all you need to be succesful is hard work, determination and a whole bunch of family trusts.
We don't need to spend more money on defence, we just need to erect a huge Somebody Else's Problem field.
April 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
We don't need to spend more money on defence, we just need to erect a huge Somebody Else's Problem field.
March 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We now go live to the Whitehouse with Donald Trump and JD Vance.
February 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We now go live to the Whitehouse with Donald Trump and JD Vance.
Apparently, NZ is a high tax country, according to the guy I was just in a meeting with.
The OECD would tend to disagree.
The OECD would tend to disagree.
February 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Apparently, NZ is a high tax country, according to the guy I was just in a meeting with.
The OECD would tend to disagree.
The OECD would tend to disagree.
It smacks of the "Done Well" type messaging Luxon seems to like.
"Okay guys, we want something that will make NZ look like the blandest place on earth!"
"Okay guys, we want something that will make NZ look like the blandest place on earth!"
February 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It smacks of the "Done Well" type messaging Luxon seems to like.
"Okay guys, we want something that will make NZ look like the blandest place on earth!"
"Okay guys, we want something that will make NZ look like the blandest place on earth!"
Word of the week: WANKPANZER
February 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Word of the week: WANKPANZER
I'm assuming "work the chisel" is a euphemism for masterbate.
February 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I'm assuming "work the chisel" is a euphemism for masterbate.
3 inch lifts in your heels will do that.
January 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
3 inch lifts in your heels will do that.
To sum up Seymour's speech.
January 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
To sum up Seymour's speech.