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Miss Jellinsky 💋
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They told me there would be snacks.
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Just so we’re clear. We’re all Black over here?
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And for whatever reason folk want to keep moving to TX.
January 16, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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Yall hold jasmine crockett to an impossible standard that yall do not do with white democrats.

And im not even a fucking Texan.
January 16, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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Me: Yay I got paid!

Bills:
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January 16, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I do it in my car now. No regrets!
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Natural Selection Express. All aboard 🤧🚂
Men… if you wanna flirt with a woman you don’t know , dnt go being overly friendly like ya’ll grew up together on the same block ……. This man just called me “dirtball” in my DM.. like tryna joke with me…. Three sentences in.

Some of yall really ain’t got no game lmaoooo
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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People talk about age gap relationships but nobody ever talks about intelligence gap relationships
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
😅 Wellness checks aside, it’s highkey helping relieve stress
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
OMG!!! I did that once!! I went with coworkers for a team building outing. They were having fun, I was treating it like a rage room.
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Idk who needs to hear this, but measuring the success of a day by how productive you are, is rooted in capitalism.

Ok bye 💗
January 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
And I bet you feel GREAT
January 16, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Alright now my apartment peoples, you need to find somewhere else to scream. Maybe outside or in the car. But don’t have these neighbors thinking you over there going to hell and what not.
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
We really gotta start screaming more often. I guarantee you none of us are doing it enough.
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I’ve been testing out screaming lately. It’s definitely scaring the neighbors and the hoes.
Y’all, how are you managing your rage?
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Emotional intelligence is its own set of languages & dialects, honestly
I don’t think most people are emotionally intelligent. People think being able to verbalize and process THEIR emotions is emotional intelligence. But it’s also being able to understand and process other people’s emotions, even when they don’t work in your favor.
January 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Calling your own name during boning might be worth it tho
January 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
You might be on to something
January 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Honestly, gay rumors are better than having evidence of you tonguing down a white woman in public.
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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I think part of the reason our society got to the point it's at was the belief that "all opinions are equally valid"

Like fuck no.

The opinions of someone with no expertise, knowledge, or lived experience is not equally valid to the opinions of people who actually have it.

Like bfr
January 16, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Ok, everybody post their degrees. Let’s end this.
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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And what reading level do you think you read at hoe????

Read this post back to yourself SLOWLY and answer
January 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I am actually not sure who they are. I would see their content every so often. The wife would dress up and do silly stuff around the house. the husband would scream/yell/laugh far off in the background. But I’m guessing it was a hit everywhere less. I’m late to the party 😅
January 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Mannnn I thought this Desmond was some baller. Searched him up and he’s that laughing ass dude from the back of those video of the girl stomping in heels.

This is who everybody is riled up about? I thought it was a lavender situation or whatever.
January 16, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 11:41 PM