🏳️🌈Mallory Bellaire’s Insult Writer♋️
@seddieweddie.bsky.social
🎶 My name is Seddie and I’m really glad to meet you.
I’m just here for the refreshments.
I’m just here for the refreshments.
Pinned
“You’re still with BlueSky? You can’t-”
-send pics/videos in DMs
-use custom gifs
-videos upload crunchy
-videos can’t be longer than 3 mins.
-link memes/reactions
-tag users in photos
-edit skeets
Me:
-send pics/videos in DMs
-use custom gifs
-videos upload crunchy
-videos can’t be longer than 3 mins.
-link memes/reactions
-tag users in photos
-edit skeets
Me:
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Soooo… who told the sun it can clock out at 5pm?
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Soooo… who told the sun it can clock out at 5pm?
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My favorite pastime is speaking highly of myself in front of others and watching their non-verbals.
November 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My favorite pastime is speaking highly of myself in front of others and watching their non-verbals.
If I like you I’m like: 🙂↕️😁
But if I know the character doesn’t match the words:
But if I know the character doesn’t match the words:
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If I like you I’m like: 🙂↕️😁
But if I know the character doesn’t match the words:
But if I know the character doesn’t match the words:
Is this the show Ariana signed on to where she’s a real housewife that gets killed?
Cast for Season 13 of ‘American Horror Story’:
• Ariana Grande
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Angela Bassett
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
• Jessica Lange
• Ariana Grande
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Angela Bassett
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
• Jessica Lange
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Is this the show Ariana signed on to where she’s a real housewife that gets killed?
Proudly snagged the last bottle of Cécred from Ulta, only to find out it was the tester.
October 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Proudly snagged the last bottle of Cécred from Ulta, only to find out it was the tester.
Diamond 💎
-Never been with a woman.
-C-section birth.
-Never even seen a 🐱.
-Never been with a woman.
-C-section birth.
-Never even seen a 🐱.
October 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Diamond 💎
-Never been with a woman.
-C-section birth.
-Never even seen a 🐱.
-Never been with a woman.
-C-section birth.
-Never even seen a 🐱.
Walked into Bloomingdale’s and almost threw up. Why is all the Christmas stuff up?!?!
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Walked into Bloomingdale’s and almost threw up. Why is all the Christmas stuff up?!?!
$89 dollars for a haircut and beard trim.
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
$89 dollars for a haircut and beard trim.
So the return of Pet Semetary is being delivered via Stacey “wanting” her ex-husband?
Out of all approaches this is the one? #RHOP
Out of all approaches this is the one? #RHOP
a woman with a ring on her finger is sitting in a chair with her hand on her mouth .
ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger is sitting in a chair with her hand on her mouth .
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
So the return of Pet Semetary is being delivered via Stacey “wanting” her ex-husband?
Out of all approaches this is the one? #RHOP
Out of all approaches this is the one? #RHOP
Finding out the lore behind “Fiery hotbox; going to Sing Sing”
…is about Gizelle receiving an STI from Jamal and her confronting his mistress in the parking lot of their church. Then having to be placed under evaluation afterwards. #rhop
…is about Gizelle receiving an STI from Jamal and her confronting his mistress in the parking lot of their church. Then having to be placed under evaluation afterwards. #rhop
October 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Finding out the lore behind “Fiery hotbox; going to Sing Sing”
…is about Gizelle receiving an STI from Jamal and her confronting his mistress in the parking lot of their church. Then having to be placed under evaluation afterwards. #rhop
…is about Gizelle receiving an STI from Jamal and her confronting his mistress in the parking lot of their church. Then having to be placed under evaluation afterwards. #rhop
Garcelle told Andy if he wants her back on RHoBH to up that salary and fire Erika. Iktr
October 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Garcelle told Andy if he wants her back on RHoBH to up that salary and fire Erika. Iktr
I love grabbing my friends that are shorter than me
October 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I love grabbing my friends that are shorter than me
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haiti has the best food in the caribbean
October 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
haiti has the best food in the caribbean
I hate when a good HW from a different franchise (RHOM) refuses to partake in the franchise where she now resides (RHOBH)
October 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I hate when a good HW from a different franchise (RHOM) refuses to partake in the franchise where she now resides (RHOBH)
He’s READY to positions.
HE 34+35, nasty, AND six thirty at the SAME TIME.
He love language *a little too much* BUT he also nasa!
NOW step on up!
HE 34+35, nasty, AND six thirty at the SAME TIME.
He love language *a little too much* BUT he also nasa!
NOW step on up!
October 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
He’s READY to positions.
HE 34+35, nasty, AND six thirty at the SAME TIME.
He love language *a little too much* BUT he also nasa!
NOW step on up!
HE 34+35, nasty, AND six thirty at the SAME TIME.
He love language *a little too much* BUT he also nasa!
NOW step on up!
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Lmaooooo yasss
Enjoying a gays trip in Mexico while the country burns back home.
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Lmaooooo yasss
Enjoying a gays trip in Mexico while the country burns back home.
October 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Enjoying a gays trip in Mexico while the country burns back home.
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If you’re seeing this, drop an old RHOBH reaction video
October 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If you’re seeing this, drop an old RHOBH reaction video
If you’re seeing this, drop an old RHOBH reaction video
October 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If you’re seeing this, drop an old RHOBH reaction video
“If you’re seeing this, drop an ol-“
October 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“If you’re seeing this, drop an ol-“
So when my cards have a balance on them, the balance is reported immediately.
But when I pay them off, the balance takes months to report.
But when I pay them off, the balance takes months to report.
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
So when my cards have a balance on them, the balance is reported immediately.
But when I pay them off, the balance takes months to report.
But when I pay them off, the balance takes months to report.
38 days until thanksgiving. I hope y’all are practicing and perfecting your recipes!
October 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
38 days until thanksgiving. I hope y’all are practicing and perfecting your recipes!
What you can expect with me on FT while I’m working out
October 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
What you can expect with me on FT while I’m working out