Pinned
kd
@dearkatiedodd.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Kerry Carpenter > Sabrina Carpenter
Most people are happy when I say I am Team Conrad; but what they don't know is that I dislike Belly SO MUCH that I think she deserves someone as awful as Conrad. Jeremiah Forever.
July 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Most people are happy when I say I am Team Conrad; but what they don't know is that I dislike Belly SO MUCH that I think she deserves someone as awful as Conrad. Jeremiah Forever.
I gave a speech in high school about who I thought would be the greatest president. Obviously, I chose Stephen Colbert. I am glad to see that others are starting to understand why I was right.
July 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I gave a speech in high school about who I thought would be the greatest president. Obviously, I chose Stephen Colbert. I am glad to see that others are starting to understand why I was right.
Reposted by kd
(gnawing on a turkey leg through the visor of a knight's helmet) you're telling me these evil times are mid
July 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
(gnawing on a turkey leg through the visor of a knight's helmet) you're telling me these evil times are mid
MI is going to be the last state to get an adult version of Chuck E Cheese because we were so disrespectful to them back in the day. I have only seen one open in my lifetime; I've seen at least 4 with 5+ cop cars in the parking lot.
July 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
MI is going to be the last state to get an adult version of Chuck E Cheese because we were so disrespectful to them back in the day. I have only seen one open in my lifetime; I've seen at least 4 with 5+ cop cars in the parking lot.
You are not other people’s expectations.
You are not other people’s manipulations.
You are your own person, with choices and actions that at the end of the day should represent you.
You don’t owe anyone anything.
You are not other people’s manipulations.
You are your own person, with choices and actions that at the end of the day should represent you.
You don’t owe anyone anything.
July 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You are not other people’s expectations.
You are not other people’s manipulations.
You are your own person, with choices and actions that at the end of the day should represent you.
You don’t owe anyone anything.
You are not other people’s manipulations.
You are your own person, with choices and actions that at the end of the day should represent you.
You don’t owe anyone anything.
Secondhand Lions
Okay you guys, what’s the best book, movie, or TV show your dad introduced you to
June 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Secondhand Lions
WHAT DO YOU MEAN the Jonas Brothers aren’t performing at Comerica anymore? WHAT DO YOU MEAN Torkelson made a video for nothing? WHAT DO YOU MEAN the Tigers made 3 Jonas Jerseys for NOTHING?
June 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN the Jonas Brothers aren’t performing at Comerica anymore? WHAT DO YOU MEAN Torkelson made a video for nothing? WHAT DO YOU MEAN the Tigers made 3 Jonas Jerseys for NOTHING?
Dakota Johnson is killing every fucking interview and I’m so happy people are realizing how iconic she is
June 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Dakota Johnson is killing every fucking interview and I’m so happy people are realizing how iconic she is
Crashing out cause my dad doesn’t fucking respect me
June 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Crashing out cause my dad doesn’t fucking respect me
Reposted by kd
Got my kid kicked out of preschool for teaching him how to count cards during Go Fish.
June 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Got my kid kicked out of preschool for teaching him how to count cards during Go Fish.
A gofundme for a wedding is CRAZY
June 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A gofundme for a wedding is CRAZY
Reposted by kd
the spread of soda cans and coffee mugs on my desk is not unlike the growing influence of Paramount+ Germany
June 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the spread of soda cans and coffee mugs on my desk is not unlike the growing influence of Paramount+ Germany
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, CUTIES!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
June 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, CUTIES!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Reposted by kd
microdosing a nap by blinking slower
May 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
microdosing a nap by blinking slower
Reposted by kd
26.2 guys named jon is a jonathon
May 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
26.2 guys named jon is a jonathon
Reposted by kd
IT HAPPENED TO ME: i accidentally bumped the font size to 110% and enjoyed it
April 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
IT HAPPENED TO ME: i accidentally bumped the font size to 110% and enjoyed it
Bad at flirting, incredible at roasting
April 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Bad at flirting, incredible at roasting
Reposted by kd
born too early for 💀, born too late for LOL, forced to 😭
April 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
born too early for 💀, born too late for LOL, forced to 😭
Reposted by kd
Making the working man’s Bloody Mary (mikes hard lemonade in half eaten spaghetti-o can)
April 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Making the working man’s Bloody Mary (mikes hard lemonade in half eaten spaghetti-o can)
Reposted by kd
in my defence your honour, I never said I wasn't an idiot
April 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
in my defence your honour, I never said I wasn't an idiot
Reposted by kd
lazarus daniel craig: ladies and gentlemen... the holy weekend
April 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
lazarus daniel craig: ladies and gentlemen... the holy weekend
A girl in my class told me millennials use too many emojis. At first I was like 😳 then I was like 🤔 with a bit of 😆 then finally I accepted it 👍
April 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A girl in my class told me millennials use too many emojis. At first I was like 😳 then I was like 🤔 with a bit of 😆 then finally I accepted it 👍
Reposted by kd
a message to all my haters
April 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
a message to all my haters