David Vienna
@davidvienna.com
Screenwriter, author, pasta enthusiast, creator of that one parenting method with a cuss word in the name, co-founder of Ridiculous Danger, co-creator of two teens.
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Woke up inspired to get started on a feature script idea I first had years ago. Ended up writing 11 pages straight through. Not a bad start to 2026.
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Woke up inspired to get started on a feature script idea I first had years ago. Ended up writing 11 pages straight through. Not a bad start to 2026.
Me: I wonder what made all these MAGA Snyder cut dickheads so upset about “Stranger Things.”
Me: *sees Will’s coming out scene*
Me: Ah, of course.
Me: *sees Will’s coming out scene*
Me: Ah, of course.
January 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Me: I wonder what made all these MAGA Snyder cut dickheads so upset about “Stranger Things.”
Me: *sees Will’s coming out scene*
Me: Ah, of course.
Me: *sees Will’s coming out scene*
Me: Ah, of course.
If sequels have taught us anything, it’s that Project 2026 is going to suck so much worse.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If sequels have taught us anything, it’s that Project 2026 is going to suck so much worse.
Imagine what’s actually in the Epstein files to make him do this.
January 3, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Imagine what’s actually in the Epstein files to make him do this.
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Audiences are the architects of their own misery because they don't know how to enjoy something on its own terms, and the more that thing builds in importance, the worse it gets for them.
January 2, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Audiences are the architects of their own misery because they don't know how to enjoy something on its own terms, and the more that thing builds in importance, the worse it gets for them.
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Me, waking up this morning, to 2026:
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Me, waking up this morning, to 2026:
Go fuck yourself, 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Go fuck yourself, 2025.
Happy New Year to you... unless you're in the Trump administration. If so, I hope your New Year sucks donkey balls.
December 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Happy New Year to you... unless you're in the Trump administration. If so, I hope your New Year sucks donkey balls.
I get that marketing is an important part of a film's success, but I'm already sick of "Marty Supreme" and I haven't even seen it.
December 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I get that marketing is an important part of a film's success, but I'm already sick of "Marty Supreme" and I haven't even seen it.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains
(For the record, I disagree with the premise of this challenge because it presupposes only grunge artists had great albums in the ‘90s. But, whatever. I’ll play.)
(For the record, I disagree with the premise of this challenge because it presupposes only grunge artists had great albums in the ‘90s. But, whatever. I’ll play.)
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains
(For the record, I disagree with the premise of this challenge because it presupposes only grunge artists had great albums in the ‘90s. But, whatever. I’ll play.)
(For the record, I disagree with the premise of this challenge because it presupposes only grunge artists had great albums in the ‘90s. But, whatever. I’ll play.)
If you need a concise wrap-up of 2025…
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If you need a concise wrap-up of 2025…
Me headed to our local SantaCon. 🎅🏼 🥃
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Me headed to our local SantaCon. 🎅🏼 🥃
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We’re all talking shit about your AI Christmas card in the group chat.
December 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We’re all talking shit about your AI Christmas card in the group chat.
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Still waiting for the “Welcome to Derry” Christmas special.
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Still waiting for the “Welcome to Derry” Christmas special.
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Olympian levels of raging Trumpian depavity, madness, and GUILT.
Here's a quilt of Volume 4 of the Epstein document dump. Gives you a 10,000 foot view of the redactions. that's 2,704 docs.
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Olympian levels of raging Trumpian depavity, madness, and GUILT.
One surprising fact I've learned from recent news is that very rich people consistently learn the wrong lesson from works of literature.
December 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One surprising fact I've learned from recent news is that very rich people consistently learn the wrong lesson from works of literature.
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The world's worst people spotting each other in the Epstein photos:
December 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The world's worst people spotting each other in the Epstein photos:
Tonight, don't forget to leave a vodka gimlet and a plate of blow for the jolly ol' Justice Elf who'll deliver the Epstein Files to everyone's inbox for them to discover tomorrow morning.
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tonight, don't forget to leave a vodka gimlet and a plate of blow for the jolly ol' Justice Elf who'll deliver the Epstein Files to everyone's inbox for them to discover tomorrow morning.
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I must have missed Trump addressing the Epstein Files?
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I must have missed Trump addressing the Epstein Files?
The 2025 remake of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” will just be…
a woman with dreadlocks is standing in the woods with her eyes closed and her mouth open .
ALT: a woman with dreadlocks is standing in the woods with her eyes closed and her mouth open .
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December 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The 2025 remake of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” will just be…
Fortnite should release a Paul Dano outfit.
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Fortnite should release a Paul Dano outfit.
It’s pretty brilliant that Quentin Tarantino made the earth hate him before he releases his last film to keep us from hounding him to make another after that.
a man in a blue hoodie is holding a glass of beer and saying smart .
ALT: a man in a blue hoodie is holding a glass of beer and saying smart .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It’s pretty brilliant that Quentin Tarantino made the earth hate him before he releases his last film to keep us from hounding him to make another after that.