Oooooh, OK. See, I thought it was “(Destroy) America First.” Because if you look at it that way, it’s been a wild success.

And I’m a former journalist and the son of two journalists.

I hate that this is correct. When someone used to tell me some news they heard/read/saw, my first question was always “What’s the source?” Now, even the source means nothing.

Yes, just as I am aware of this bourbon I’m rage-drinking.

Audiences are the architects of their own misery because they don't know how to enjoy something on its own terms, and the more that thing builds in importance, the worse it gets for them.

I don’t know what you mean, but I trust you.

Year’s not over yet. A coffee table book counts.

You. Are. Not. Wrong.

You need to know posts like this freak the shit out of us. Is this compulsive behavior in the face of bad news? I just spent 10 minutes digging online for what could’ve sent you down this road!

I mean, he was watching “sports.”