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David Vienna
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Screenwriter, author, pasta enthusiast, creator of that one parenting method with a cuss word in the name, co-founder of Ridiculous Danger, co-creator of two teens.

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Me: I wonder what made all these MAGA Snyder cut dickheads so upset about “Stranger Things.”

Me: *sees Will’s coming out scene*

Me: Ah, of course.
January 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Go fuck yourself, 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 9:16 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains

(For the record, I disagree with the premise of this challenge because it presupposes only grunge artists had great albums in the ‘90s. But, whatever. I’ll play.)
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I mean, he was watching “sports.”
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Me headed to our local SantaCon. 🎅🏼 🥃
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
One surprising fact I've learned from recent news is that very rich people consistently learn the wrong lesson from works of literature.
December 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
December 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love...

A dark period coming-of-age movie that will leave you thinking maybe life actually is out to destroy you.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Unless this was the reporter, he'd better shut the fuck up.
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Comment from the Tumblrs on a post in which I pose that the "Bubba" mentioned in that Epstein email maybe, possibly, perhaps could be Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
*taps the sign*
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You know what Sandwich Guy’s acquittal means? Anytime you see an ICE agent…
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I made a free graphic for people to use for future #NoKings protest or just plain ol' anti-Trump posts, available in 4x5 and 9x16.
November 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Can't wait to see the history books that show these as symbols of the resistance.
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This is the approximate amount of ibuprofen Trump will need to ease the pain of the massive spanking he got from yesterday’s election.
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Your vote matters now more than ever. #YesOn50
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
How it started / How it’s going
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Elsa Lanchester, Mary Poppins, 1964
November 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
MAGA be like...
October 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
October 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
October 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM