Michael Ironyside
@davidnaylor.bsky.social
Sole member of the on/off band Vector/Victor - currently off though.
Father, trans ally, SF Fan, DJ in my head.
He/him or they/them - I'm easy either way.
Father, trans ally, SF Fan, DJ in my head.
He/him or they/them - I'm easy either way.
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Shaken by the whole experience, Morrissey swore to never do anything to benefit anyone ever again.
[February 8th, 1986] The Smiths headlined a historic benefit concert titled "With Love From Manchester" at the Royal Court Theatre in Liverpool.
The Smiths | LIVE 1986/02/08 - Liverpool
The Smiths | LIVE 1986/02/08 - Liverpool
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Shaken by the whole experience, Morrissey swore to never do anything to benefit anyone ever again.
Holy shit. That's some hit.
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Holy shit. That's some hit.
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Boring opinion: if people know the name of the Downing Street Chief of Staff, the CoS is not doing a good job.
February 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Boring opinion: if people know the name of the Downing Street Chief of Staff, the CoS is not doing a good job.
Off you fuck.
BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Off you fuck.
Can't be said enough, but the Sri Lankan national anthem is basically an indiepop banger.
February 8, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Can't be said enough, but the Sri Lankan national anthem is basically an indiepop banger.
Thought it was Isaac Newton for a second.
The portrait of Queen Elizabeth on two coins released by the Royal Australian Mint has drawn criticism, despite proving popular with collectors.
Collectors snap up commemorative QEII coins mocked online
The portrait of Queen Elizabeth on two coins released by the Royal Australian Mint has drawn criticism, despite proving popular with collectors.
www.abc.net.au
February 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Thought it was Isaac Newton for a second.
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COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
February 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
Oh, there's a TV show of "The Burbs"
Ah...Jack Whitehall is in it...
Ah...Jack Whitehall is in it...
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Oh, there's a TV show of "The Burbs"
Ah...Jack Whitehall is in it...
Ah...Jack Whitehall is in it...
"10 added minutes for that squirrel delay" has just cracked me up no end.
February 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
"10 added minutes for that squirrel delay" has just cracked me up no end.
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AI intends to kill us all
February 7, 2026 at 1:38 PM
AI intends to kill us all
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In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 AM
In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.
And they wanted these pieces of shit in London...
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
And they wanted these pieces of shit in London...
What an absolute melt. After everything he's put others through he deserves everything he gets now.
🚨 This evening, a notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news wire, to all media across the UK
We believe it is strongly in the public interest to publish this memo. This is it in full 👇
We believe it is strongly in the public interest to publish this memo. This is it in full 👇
Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full
www.thenational.scot
February 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
What an absolute melt. After everything he's put others through he deserves everything he gets now.
UK Government officials filing the last box of Wes Streeting's messages to Peter Mandelson.
a warehouse filled with lots of boxes and a person walking through it
ALT: a warehouse filled with lots of boxes and a person walking through it
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
UK Government officials filing the last box of Wes Streeting's messages to Peter Mandelson.
Honestly didn't think Jhon Duran could sink any lower, but there you go, the inevitability of ending up in Russia.
February 6, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Honestly didn't think Jhon Duran could sink any lower, but there you go, the inevitability of ending up in Russia.
If Starmer threw Streeting under the bus, I reckon he'll gain quite a few percentage points in popularity.
February 5, 2026 at 11:29 PM
If Starmer threw Streeting under the bus, I reckon he'll gain quite a few percentage points in popularity.
I see that pedocoin is crashing hard.
February 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I see that pedocoin is crashing hard.
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Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers
February 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers
The fucking hell is this shit?
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The fucking hell is this shit?
To someone like Musk, happiness is total and absolute unaccountable power. He'll be happy if/when he is allowed to use to money to secure that.
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
To someone like Musk, happiness is total and absolute unaccountable power. He'll be happy if/when he is allowed to use to money to secure that.
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Lol had no idea that Thumb Wes's soon-to-be husband was Peter Mandelson's former aide
The wheel spins as it should HAHAHAHA
The wheel spins as it should HAHAHAHA
February 5, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Lol had no idea that Thumb Wes's soon-to-be husband was Peter Mandelson's former aide
The wheel spins as it should HAHAHAHA
The wheel spins as it should HAHAHAHA
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The main argument against removing Morgan McSweeney as chief of staff now—at least according to some within Labour I’ve spoken with—is that it means he wouldn’t be around in May, to a sacrificed then over the local election results.
It’s not a *great* position for either the PM or McSweeney, is it?
It’s not a *great* position for either the PM or McSweeney, is it?
February 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
The main argument against removing Morgan McSweeney as chief of staff now—at least according to some within Labour I’ve spoken with—is that it means he wouldn’t be around in May, to a sacrificed then over the local election results.
It’s not a *great* position for either the PM or McSweeney, is it?
It’s not a *great* position for either the PM or McSweeney, is it?
A good political operator would vow to look at all aspects of British politics which Epstein was able to influence, like Brexit.
Keir Starmer is not a good political operator so he'll just be his usual blobfish self.
Keir Starmer is not a good political operator so he'll just be his usual blobfish self.
February 4, 2026 at 12:32 PM
A good political operator would vow to look at all aspects of British politics which Epstein was able to influence, like Brexit.
Keir Starmer is not a good political operator so he'll just be his usual blobfish self.
Keir Starmer is not a good political operator so he'll just be his usual blobfish self.
My favourite part of the football last night was when a Chelsea player had an easy pass to Garnacho who had some space and he thought "Nah" and played it backwards, as it came a minute after Garnacho had just wanged the ball aimlessly against an Arsenal player and G Neville said "Shocking play"
February 4, 2026 at 12:15 PM
My favourite part of the football last night was when a Chelsea player had an easy pass to Garnacho who had some space and he thought "Nah" and played it backwards, as it came a minute after Garnacho had just wanged the ball aimlessly against an Arsenal player and G Neville said "Shocking play"
Got a new toilet seat.
Unpacked it.
Lined it up against the toilet.
Screamed.
The holes didn't line up.
Universal toilet seat my arse.
Read the instructions.
Looked at the parts.
Ah.
Ok.
Right.
All is okay.
It is a universal toilet seat after all.
Unpacked it.
Lined it up against the toilet.
Screamed.
The holes didn't line up.
Universal toilet seat my arse.
Read the instructions.
Looked at the parts.
Ah.
Ok.
Right.
All is okay.
It is a universal toilet seat after all.
February 4, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Got a new toilet seat.
Unpacked it.
Lined it up against the toilet.
Screamed.
The holes didn't line up.
Universal toilet seat my arse.
Read the instructions.
Looked at the parts.
Ah.
Ok.
Right.
All is okay.
It is a universal toilet seat after all.
Unpacked it.
Lined it up against the toilet.
Screamed.
The holes didn't line up.
Universal toilet seat my arse.
Read the instructions.
Looked at the parts.
Ah.
Ok.
Right.
All is okay.
It is a universal toilet seat after all.