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David
@davesize2222.bsky.social
House music snob and drink maker. Occasionally makes a witty remark.
Mostly making drunken posts on what I'm listening to or what drink I made.
If you're nosy about the drinks: newboozedaily on the gram
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Photos of dranks I made recently. A thread:
Rye, Amaro Lucano, mint, lemon, honey, eucalyptus bitters, mineral water
Amaro Lucano is an Italian liqueur that has mint and eucalyptus notes. Rye spice, mint, and earth notes with a touch of sweet from the honey.
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Da fuq?!?!?!
January 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I don't go to your job and take pics of you struggling with your T4 reports, so don't take pics of me while on my phone. The funny thing is I control the music at the job so I'm changing the music to fit the vibe or I'm doing R&D for the next cocktail list. That being said, I look good as hell.
January 16, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Look Ahead
YouTube video by Danny Tenaglia - Topic
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January 16, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Reposted by David
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
With it being MLK's birthday, it's time to revisit the greatest social media post of all time
January 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The Bay Area is gonna be a fucking police state from Super Bowl to the World Cup
January 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Savory martini I'm working on @beigewunder.blacksky.app
Go be nosy on Instagram to see the ingredients.
www.instagram.com/p/DTg8zxMkcc...
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Booboo the Fool is anyone who would take the 500k instead of having lunch with Jay-Z. Duh.
January 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Streets need a Calvinball league
January 14, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Savory joints are my favorite thing to make. I'm working on a sauteed mushroom and black garlic joint.
January 14, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Savory martinis go hard as hell.
This just gave me an idea for a pepperoncini martini.
You know what women really want? Brine. Olives, pickles, pickled garlic, pickled onions, jars of banana peppers, and jars of jalapeños.
January 14, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Four Pillar Shiraz gin, creme de casis, yellow chartreuse, lemon.
Tastes like an herbaceous grape Kool Aid.
January 14, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Pfft... Everyone knows it's vodka on Fridays. Cops can't smell it on your breath.
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I love it
I hate when people shorten it
Y’all like y’all’s first name? I hate mine.
January 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Bobby Petrino
January 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
That's Groucho Marx
a black and white photo of a man behind a stack of paper
ALT: a black and white photo of a man behind a stack of paper
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January 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
Some of yall have no idea what PRIME Mike Tyson was like and it shows. Aint no way Id ever step in a ring with him, unless I had that super suit Stark used when fighting the Hulk.
January 13, 2026 at 6:03 PM
That's a shame. Annnnnnyways ever since Calvin and Hobbes ended, my favorite cartoon now is Pearls Before Swine.
'Dilbert' cartoonist and far-right activist Scott Adams has died.
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I've been trying to figure out who he looks like for the longest time. I could never quite put my finger on it. It has just now hit me. He's Stanley Ipkiss if The Mask didn't turn his face green.
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 4:39 AM
My Primetime Soap Opera Mount Rushmore:
Dynasty
Beverly Hills 90210
Dallas
The Bold, The Black, The Beautiful
Happy 45th Anniversary to the iconic show "Dynasty"

I actually got to stay up late to watch this 🤣 🙌🏾 #GenX
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM