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imp. cretin. ne'erdowell.
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The running theme between the Epstein story, banning trans healthcare for minors, religious homeschooling and the complaints about adult children estranging themselves is a fundamental American belief that children are property with no rights of their own
America is a culture of child abuse. Ask any survivor - we find one another, we form networks and communities.

The true scale of it would stagger and sicken you, and so it is buried, it is swept under the rug, it is denied and the survivors are silenced by whatever means are necessary.
Government of pedophiles. They're all tainted with this for the rest of their lives.
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Reposted by nate the funky yakubian
America is a culture of child abuse. Ask any survivor - we find one another, we form networks and communities.

The true scale of it would stagger and sicken you, and so it is buried, it is swept under the rug, it is denied and the survivors are silenced by whatever means are necessary.
Government of pedophiles. They're all tainted with this for the rest of their lives.
December 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i wish people would stop abusing that norman rockwell painting
December 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
as a paranoiac cia spook she knows that only the wily chinese and dirty brown mooslams should be monitored. not hard working american (white) small business owners!!
🚨 @slotkin.senate.gov warns of new NSPM-7 order tasking federal law enforcement with "coming up with this list of domestic terrorist organizations."
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
there won't be any blowback. twenty years from now they'll be senators bloviating on the news about how they "honorably served their country, unlike president barron trump!" to the thunderous applause of the conglomerated mecha-shitlib
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
you're brave enough to hate the cops but are you brave enough to hate the troops
December 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Reposted by nate the funky yakubian
If every Muslim voter in Dearborn voted for Harris, she still would have lost Michigan.

If she had won Michigan, she STILL WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION.

If you want to blame voters for current conditions, feel free to blame the actual demographic responsible for Trump and that is WHITE PEOPLE.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
charles leclerc you had one job you dumb little sexy mouse
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
my kneejerk reaction was "isn't this dumbass supposed to be a conlaw professor?" but this does perfectly express what "constitutional" "law" is -- the first amendment means whatever the fuck dull white guys who wear suits need it to in order to confirm their priors with zero further thought
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"i spent a significant portion of my adult life dropping bombs on civilians in service of exxon mobil and that fact means i should be insulated from all violence forever" dawg you should be put in the contraption
Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
mythology around military oaths is very puzzling to me. like do you think the crayon eaters at fort bragg understand anything but Do What Told And Get Camaro?
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
99.9999% of journalists are in dire need of a decade in a reeducation camp
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I, like merrick garland, once had a job where I did absolutely fuck all for about three years. So I can't really talk shit
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
venn diagram of people who get mad at any white house press secretary and people who get LLM psychosis is a single overlapping circle
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
WATCH: this 109 year old mckinsey consultant still writes his meaningless drivel the old fashioned way without chad gobbbidy
From street marches to court battles to the ballot box - we’ve challenged the power of this exceptionally unpopular president.

The lesson from each success we've had is that we need to ramp the political pressure up, always up, not back down, now more than ever.
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
we gotta Do Something about these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
curtis sliwa you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
mf was really named penis cheney 💀💀💀
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
all the commentary about this "these men are so dangerous!" (i agree) but no mention of the author's offhandedly mentioned navy seal friend. Only one person mentioned in this article has actually kidnapped or killed and it's none of the terminally online incels
October 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
pritzker to DHS: hey now, illinois state troopers and CPD would like a turn too
Pritzker: "I sent a letter to Kristi Noem and to DHS leadership asking them to pause all of their federal agent operations for the entirety of the Halloween weekend. I'm asking for basic human decency. I think their response will be revealing. Give the children and families of Illinois a break."
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i'm going to shock the world here and say that i actually do think this platner guy is an irredeemably bad person
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
country so thoroughly nazified there is actual debate as to whether or not nazi tattoos are reflective of one's character
October 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
scorpion with body dysmorphia:
Sting looks fucking insane
October 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM