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@dascho.bsky.social
professionally angry at computers. sec generalist for a restaurant chain. you might know me from hellsite
this, but also spotify has access to your mental state, and they share that info with facebook in creepy ways to build static and dynamic psychological profiles on you. use apple music or return to pirating music and listening offline, i say
If you are still using Spotify, time to stop. @indivisible.org leading a nationwide boycott because Spotify runs ICE ads. indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
Don’t Stream Fascism: Cancel Spotify
indivisible.org
October 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
this, but also spotify has access to your mental state, and they share that info with facebook in creepy ways to build static and dynamic psychological profiles on you. use apple music or return to pirating music and listening offline, i say
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I reject the notion that we must coddle and support people who don’t want to live near people who speak other languages, and it’s not clear to me how this is significantly different than “it’s fine not to want to live next door to someone of a different ethnicity or religion.”
October 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I reject the notion that we must coddle and support people who don’t want to live near people who speak other languages, and it’s not clear to me how this is significantly different than “it’s fine not to want to live next door to someone of a different ethnicity or religion.”
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After getting fired from ungrateful AWS after outage where my job was to vibecode all the DNS entries to IPv6, happy to announce it's my 1st day at Azure
Azure recognizes the value of vibecoding IPv6 DNS and I just force pushed my first 1m entries
Now off to grab some coffee
Azure recognizes the value of vibecoding IPv6 DNS and I just force pushed my first 1m entries
Now off to grab some coffee
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
After getting fired from ungrateful AWS after outage where my job was to vibecode all the DNS entries to IPv6, happy to announce it's my 1st day at Azure
Azure recognizes the value of vibecoding IPv6 DNS and I just force pushed my first 1m entries
Now off to grab some coffee
Azure recognizes the value of vibecoding IPv6 DNS and I just force pushed my first 1m entries
Now off to grab some coffee
what the everloving fuck? yeah, the whole agency needs shut down at this point
New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
October 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
what the everloving fuck? yeah, the whole agency needs shut down at this point
azure, entra, m365, intune, google admin, aws, all experiencing intermittent outages. what’s going on? is this a coordinated DDOS against aws goog and msft all at once in relation to the china summit or something? bizarre to see all three cloud providers hiccup at once
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
azure, entra, m365, intune, google admin, aws, all experiencing intermittent outages. what’s going on? is this a coordinated DDOS against aws goog and msft all at once in relation to the china summit or something? bizarre to see all three cloud providers hiccup at once
lol. lmao
"AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat" is something from a Final Destination pre-production brainstorming session www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
www.dexerto.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
lol. lmao
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If you, in good totally drunk faith, wander into a Croatian tattoo parlor and ignorantly select a Totenkopf from the wall because it looked like a generic skull & crossbones to your inebriated eyes that’s (conceivably) one thing.
Keeping it for nearly two decades is another thing altogether.
Keeping it for nearly two decades is another thing altogether.
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
If you, in good totally drunk faith, wander into a Croatian tattoo parlor and ignorantly select a Totenkopf from the wall because it looked like a generic skull & crossbones to your inebriated eyes that’s (conceivably) one thing.
Keeping it for nearly two decades is another thing altogether.
Keeping it for nearly two decades is another thing altogether.
i bet a lot of autistics never get diagnosed because their primary special interest is something like sports, lawncare or guns. the neurotypicals let those fixations slide and don’t bully people for them. which is a shame
October 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i bet a lot of autistics never get diagnosed because their primary special interest is something like sports, lawncare or guns. the neurotypicals let those fixations slide and don’t bully people for them. which is a shame
man, i’m gonna make a fortune off just “buying” my soon-to-be negatively-priced meds. $800 med, down 500%, that pays for rent right there
Trump: "Drug prices went down for the year by 1/8 of 1 percent. Now I'm getting them down, Maria, 500, 600, 800 percent. In some cases even more than that. It's hard to believe."
October 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
man, i’m gonna make a fortune off just “buying” my soon-to-be negatively-priced meds. $800 med, down 500%, that pays for rent right there
aight. windows 10 support is over. how many of you have noncompliant systems out there? this one’s gonna be as bad as XP and 7 with its long tail, i fear. so many systems without compatible TPMs (or without one at all)
windows 10 support ends in like 9 hours. have you upgraded your org’s workstations yet? be honest
October 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
aight. windows 10 support is over. how many of you have noncompliant systems out there? this one’s gonna be as bad as XP and 7 with its long tail, i fear. so many systems without compatible TPMs (or without one at all)
windows 10 support ends in like 9 hours. have you upgraded your org’s workstations yet? be honest
October 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
windows 10 support ends in like 9 hours. have you upgraded your org’s workstations yet? be honest
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my tiktok algorithm is typically all bisexual women, comedians, autism, eliminating nazi scum, and other wholesome subjects. well, plus now loads of sea shanties on how to steal military vehicles. and now some folks stole two tanks in TN? please let this be the start of a real revolution this time
September 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
my tiktok algorithm is typically all bisexual women, comedians, autism, eliminating nazi scum, and other wholesome subjects. well, plus now loads of sea shanties on how to steal military vehicles. and now some folks stole two tanks in TN? please let this be the start of a real revolution this time
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Hmmm it's almost my birthday (sept 30th) and I'd like to be able to get something nice and I don't like what my bills look like right now so here's my ko-fi just in case.
I also have a ko-fi, so if you've like to support with a one-time donation instead of a monthly thing, that's also super appreciated! Any form of support is meaningful, even if you just comment or share my work with your friends (or enemies, I suppose).
ko-fi.com/malachiteos
ko-fi.com/malachiteos
Buy Mal a Coffee. ko-fi.com/malachiteos
Become a supporter of Mal today! ❤️ Ko-fi lets you support the creators you love.
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September 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hmmm it's almost my birthday (sept 30th) and I'd like to be able to get something nice and I don't like what my bills look like right now so here's my ko-fi just in case.
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You know what’s definitely worse than taking Tylenol during pregnancy? Untreated fevers.
This is not going to end well.
This is not going to end well.
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You know what’s definitely worse than taking Tylenol during pregnancy? Untreated fevers.
This is not going to end well.
This is not going to end well.
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can we legalize the good tylenol with the codeine in it now
September 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
can we legalize the good tylenol with the codeine in it now
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neurodiversity is Good Actually. just want to say that
September 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
neurodiversity is Good Actually. just want to say that
this automation has been running the playbook in test for over two hours. i sure hope everything is ok 😬
created a new azure automation runbook to comb through every user’s onedrive recycle bin and delete every item. i’m very happy with it, but it’s taking forever to run the first time (after i sorted all the bugs). *burns incense to the patron saint of systems administration* please let this work
September 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
this automation has been running the playbook in test for over two hours. i sure hope everything is ok 😬
created a new azure automation runbook to comb through every user’s onedrive recycle bin and delete every item. i’m very happy with it, but it’s taking forever to run the first time (after i sorted all the bugs). *burns incense to the patron saint of systems administration* please let this work
September 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
created a new azure automation runbook to comb through every user’s onedrive recycle bin and delete every item. i’m very happy with it, but it’s taking forever to run the first time (after i sorted all the bugs). *burns incense to the patron saint of systems administration* please let this work
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America needs a massive boom of mixed residential/entertainment construction. Every block has a giant apartment building with a chili's on the ground floor
and what's bad about this is the apps are not exactly designed for maximizing successful matches but keeping you locked in
not sure how you fix this short of starting a dating co-op
not sure how you fix this short of starting a dating co-op
COVID took the established trend and blasted it through the cannon of history.
September 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
America needs a massive boom of mixed residential/entertainment construction. Every block has a giant apartment building with a chili's on the ground floor
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Trump’s treatment of Appalachia’s coal miners exemplifies his approach to labor in general: Kneecap unions whenever possible, prop up industry profits at all costs, and if a few workers die in the process, pretend it never happened.
inthesetimes.com/article/trum...
inthesetimes.com/article/trum...
Trump to Coal Miners: Drop Dead
The administration keeps delaying a life-saving safety rule—while claiming to love coal miners.
inthesetimes.com
September 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Trump’s treatment of Appalachia’s coal miners exemplifies his approach to labor in general: Kneecap unions whenever possible, prop up industry profits at all costs, and if a few workers die in the process, pretend it never happened.
inthesetimes.com/article/trum...
inthesetimes.com/article/trum...
anyone playing destiny rising? i could use a fireteam
September 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
anyone playing destiny rising? i could use a fireteam
anyone i know playing pokemon TCG pocket? i need friends to wonder trade off of lol
August 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
anyone i know playing pokemon TCG pocket? i need friends to wonder trade off of lol
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NEW: The Social Security Administration's chief data officer has blown the whistle, saying Trump's DOGE team uploaded a database containing the hundreds of millions of Social Security records of most Americans to an AWS cloud server, allegedly without proper access controls or monitoring in place.
DOGE uploaded live copy of Social Security database to 'vulnerable' cloud server, says whistleblower | TechCrunch
The Social Security Administration's chief data officer has publicly blown the whistle, alleging DOGE put hundreds of millions of Social Security records at risk of compromise by uploading a critical ...
techcrunch.com
August 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
NEW: The Social Security Administration's chief data officer has blown the whistle, saying Trump's DOGE team uploaded a database containing the hundreds of millions of Social Security records of most Americans to an AWS cloud server, allegedly without proper access controls or monitoring in place.
i hate my point of sale vendor almost as much as they hate me. anyone make the switch to a cloud based POS recently? seriously eyeing up making a switch but also aware the process will be daunting
August 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i hate my point of sale vendor almost as much as they hate me. anyone make the switch to a cloud based POS recently? seriously eyeing up making a switch but also aware the process will be daunting