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@dascho.bsky.social
professionally angry at computers. sec generalist for a restaurant chain. you might know me from hellsite
reading apples “illusion of thinking” whitepaper on reasoning model ai capabilities. they really had them doing tests from like an autism assessment, which i find hilarious
June 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
reading apples “illusion of thinking” whitepaper on reasoning model ai capabilities. they really had them doing tests from like an autism assessment, which i find hilarious
happy #STFUfriday to all who celebrate
June 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
happy #STFUfriday to all who celebrate
PSA
April 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
PSA
changing my teams status message 😂 cc: @nyxgeek.bsky.social
January 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
changing my teams status message 😂 cc: @nyxgeek.bsky.social
without downloading new pics where are you mentally
January 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
without downloading new pics where are you mentally
pretty sure i like legend of zelda the most of the nintendo franchises, but i haven’t played the last several because adulting is hard
January 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
pretty sure i like legend of zelda the most of the nintendo franchises, but i haven’t played the last several because adulting is hard
i quite like the humble lightning connector cable. it’s the reason cables no longer default to only fitting in one direction, and it’s much easier to waterproof a lightning port than USB-C. i’ll miss it once i have to replace this phone (potential misinfo;)
January 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
i quite like the humble lightning connector cable. it’s the reason cables no longer default to only fitting in one direction, and it’s much easier to waterproof a lightning port than USB-C. i’ll miss it once i have to replace this phone (potential misinfo;)
i like doing IR tabletops more than the rest of my job functions combined. it’s my favorite work thing. followed by making a nifty detection
January 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
i like doing IR tabletops more than the rest of my job functions combined. it’s my favorite work thing. followed by making a nifty detection
i like camping, but i don’t ask AI how to setup camp 😂
January 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i like camping, but i don’t ask AI how to setup camp 😂
i like to remind others who were raised christian that Christ woulda been a radical leftist; and he asked us to be so, too. love and care radically, beyond reason, and help the sick, weak, widowed, orphaned, homeless, and foreigners and despise war & accumulation of capital. Jesus literally said so
January 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i like to remind others who were raised christian that Christ woulda been a radical leftist; and he asked us to be so, too. love and care radically, beyond reason, and help the sick, weak, widowed, orphaned, homeless, and foreigners and despise war & accumulation of capital. Jesus literally said so
i like mildly blowing people’s minds with my surgically-inserted magnet in my finger
January 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i like mildly blowing people’s minds with my surgically-inserted magnet in my finger
happy STFU friday!
January 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
happy STFU friday!
i like the automatic litter box a lot. it’s much easier than manually scooping twice or more times a day. unfortunately the cats aren’t as big of fans of it. they tolerate it, like i tolerate fortinet
January 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
i like the automatic litter box a lot. it’s much easier than manually scooping twice or more times a day. unfortunately the cats aren’t as big of fans of it. they tolerate it, like i tolerate fortinet
ada loves smushing her whole face into my hand while i squeeze-pet her ear. i don’t know why, but she can’t get enough. babbage is not a fan of this method of petting, lol
January 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
ada loves smushing her whole face into my hand while i squeeze-pet her ear. i don’t know why, but she can’t get enough. babbage is not a fan of this method of petting, lol
poor guy was deathly ill and wounded from fights with other animals. now he warms my chairs for me and is just the happiest tom in the world. ada still mostly hates him though 😅
January 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
poor guy was deathly ill and wounded from fights with other animals. now he warms my chairs for me and is just the happiest tom in the world. ada still mostly hates him though 😅
here are pictures of babbage when he followed me home and became a housecat a little over a year ago
January 24, 2025 at 9:38 AM
here are pictures of babbage when he followed me home and became a housecat a little over a year ago
this toilet seat sticker makes me chuckle. i like it
January 24, 2025 at 9:23 AM
this toilet seat sticker makes me chuckle. i like it
January 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
here’s the older cat, ada, getting some scritches while i (try to) get some work done
January 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
here’s the older cat, ada, getting some scritches while i (try to) get some work done
yeah, i’m not gonna be on twitter anymore. thought i could make both work, but i don’t feel comfortable posting on an increasingly nazi platform. message me here or on signal instead of there, please
January 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
yeah, i’m not gonna be on twitter anymore. thought i could make both work, but i don’t feel comfortable posting on an increasingly nazi platform. message me here or on signal instead of there, please
absolutely wild stuff
January 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
absolutely wild stuff
settings, for those curious
January 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
settings, for those curious
the powershell i use within MDE Live Response to cleanse Edge is as follows:
January 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
the powershell i use within MDE Live Response to cleanse Edge is as follows:
January 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
lol
December 18, 2024 at 1:38 AM
lol